Granted. Too bad your stage show goes horribly wrong when you reach the chainsaws and evening wear part of the evening.

I wish Far Cry 2 wasn't released as a beta.

I don't have any photo uploady thingies so no pix. I have a chocolate Burmese cat named Sam. He's one of the lighter in colour and thinner lines of the breed. He is the most social cat ever. Not a fan of other cats but really loves people. He's a rescue cat. I stole him out of the backyard of a lady...

Annoying stoned customers.

Because Henry Rollins called you all a bunch of thieving junkies back in the 80's.

Do you know who Henry Rollins is?

Granted. Sloth wishes for you to get laid. Hello petting zoo.

I wish I could get friday off to go to w wedding.

Pfft, that is what your immune system is for.

Wow Butter anal lube.

Fayili, you nasty.

Congratulations. You now have a blanket of snakes that huddle you for warmth.

I wish I had more beer.

No, they'll just have Gordon Freeman as a special infected cause that franchise is dead.

Will Team Fortress 3 cause the big amount of internet whining ever?

Sup.

The mink slaughterhouse? Where they make... mink meat? For mink stew? Barely anyone raises minks anymore. Leather comes from slaughterhouse cows. I don't agree with fur farms though. Free range fur is good quality and good for the ecosystem. Also, yes you can eat minks but seeing as how they are a ...

I'm one of those dirty console heathens. Its funny, all my friends say that their PC versions run fine whereas my 360 versions of bethesda titles such as Skyrim break a tonne. I choose to believe I'm gaming the NPCs so hard that they break under the strain. Also yeah, the beginning to New Vegas is t...

Granted. The supports in your house are now held together with duct tape.

I wish I never had to poop again.

Granted. You somehow slipped and wedged your junk between the crowbar and the wall.

I wish Graham would post more.

Somebody derped basic economics. Milk is now 99 pounds a bottle. Buy it or don't, dude.

I like Alex. I want to support the guy. But everybody else online gets money from ad rev, merch or sponsorship. That's the baseline. If he put out a reasonably priced dvd, I'd buy it.

So do I.

Sup baby.

Does anybody else think 3 bucks is kinda steep? I like Alex and all but my DVD boxsets by massive commercial enterprises looking to maximise profit still come out cheaper in the price/content ratio.

My cooking teachers at school and their more zealous students would always tell me "Cheese never goes bad".

I'd like to see them eat the cheese that fell behind the shelves at work for ~6 months.

Not bad; a passable cover. Mostly because they seemed to take pains to emulate the source performance as closely as possible. ^_^ I prefer it to the original. The dirtiness adds something that KISS missed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX2arumaiPc&feature=related Melvins doing Black Sabbath. B...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmfXhnwugiQ&feature=related

Perhaps punk rock covers of classic rock songs is more you speed.

Melvin army, brah.

Hippie bullshit.

Is Catherine worth sitting through?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KJkPPi_tU

Dubstep. Obviously. WUB WUB!

Granted. Nothing at all happens.

I wish my hayfever would settle down.

Not that big a deal.