I say, I say, I say,

Why is a towel like a porcupine?

Um, well, I got Psyclone in this secret santa, I initially made you an amigurumi snowman and sent that, but since I'm not all that good at crochet I ordered those three online and sent them too.

Did the snowman not make it across the Atlantic?

Ok, just watched "Keep Beach City Weird" and the episode ends with the guy ranting about polymorphic sentient rocks being behind everything, which is absolutely the truth! This just keeps getting deeper.

I've recently been recommended Chuck Mangione https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSBV0vTfTo

and Gentleman's Dub Club https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrhXbkOnqys I actually used to play in a few bands with the trumpet player, he's a really nice bloke.

I've seen this thread come up so often, I finally had the opportunity to have a look at series 1, I'm up to "Coach Steven" so far, and I love it. I would never have looked into this without this thread, thanks guys.

The day or the pop band? I'm pretty sure currying one of those would be frowned upon.

I do too, you're ok.

I once curried a Thursday.
Fiddly diddly dee
It was disgusting.

They do make an excellent skipping rope...

The answer to that question will cost you your aorta

°Starts garrotting a goose°

Scurrilous! Why, some of my best friends are Pinnipeds! Just because my luxurious fur is white, I have been known to hide behind glaciers and my favourite sport is catching and eating Muksun with my paws and I have been known to maul the occasional igloo and participate in the global conspiracy that...

Well now you've gone and hurt his feelings, I don't see how he can be an effective barrister. Aww, now he's taken up smoking again, three years after the habit left him a charred version of his former self, propping up a bar in the Deep South of Dorset. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons...

Oh hey, I was Humble Bundle-ing, so I've got a few doubles. Anyone here with a penchant for point and click and late xmas presents? Because I've got a Lumino City key going spare. Edit: oh, also Gone Home if there's anyone here who doesn't already own it. I seem to keep accruing fresh keys for it an...

Just finished editing a Master's case study in UK English, most of the work I do is US Eng, so I kept putting in Americanisms and swearing. Put on some Charlemagne and now all is well once more. Anyway, in my annoyance I realised that 'asap' should be abandoned entirely so that 'forthwith' can retur...

I'm afraid fulfilling that request is quite impossible at this juncture, the only plank we have spare at the moment is being used as your defense attorney.

INT Business meeting Business person 1 is stood at the head of the room with a pie chart on a whiteboard easel (Title: Agripharmacological engineering) displayed on the wall, he/she is addressing everyone else, who are all sat down around a table Business Person 1: So we've sown some good seed, I th...

Still forwards, at least so raf.

I concur!

JUST AS I SUSPECTED! I submit then, that were the court to examine the accused's dictionary, the word 'murder' would be CLOSELY followed by the word 'must'

THUS I put it to you, the jury of Brighton pier, that Robo is in fact INNOC- no, wait errr GUILTY of all charges!

I find this explanation highly refutable, yet strangely comforting; maybe its the slippers I'm wearing. Have you or a member of your cat posse ever been a member of the communist party, raised a glass in honour of Comrade Lenin, or detonated a party popper in the direction of an abstract representat...

Damnit! °ceases to exist°

Just one more thing though, where were you on the night of the 22nd? Because if you were truly at the butcher's buying a litre of sausages, why then would you have found it necessary to borrow the gardener's shears on the following Tuesday?

Lütfü? You sir are an imposter! I accuse you thus!

Um. Narrowing it down to five was hard, so I went for categories and for first instinct. Film: Mad Max TV show: Jessica Jones Board game: Funemployed New band: Strangely Flamboyant Stand up comedy show: "Tim Renkow: Kim Jong-Un, Muhammad, Jesus and Other Power Hungry Maniacs" OR "Some...

Received "A brief history of time" for xmas, so I guess I'm rereading that