DONT DO IT. ITS A TRAP.

Actually it doesnt matter, she'll get you to sign them when you're asleep regardless.

Wait.
When did those become your property?

Wait, what property of yours is being damaged?

My head hurts now.

WRONG

I am in fact a unicorn and im using my unicorn horn to do all this.

No Kapol you cant have them i may need them later.

Speaking of which how did i type this if i cut off my hands?

Im cutting off my hands so i cant sign anymore contracts.

When did i sign the second contract?

Why can't you tell me?

Oh god.
What does the contract say then.

I didnt sign any contract like that did i?

Everythings better with a star-wipe

I'm glad i havent conciously signed any contracts

Is dancing mandatory?

I lived through Meet the Spartans.

Ya, whats wrong with you.
And completely unrelated to that would you like to buy a cleaver? *opens jacket* hardly used, the blood'll wash right off.

Depending on how many tickets are sold I may win

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Dammit Kapol, whyd you eat the land i want to live in.

Three humans and a Duro walk into a bar The Duro gets shot ! What did the potato say to the peeler? Well this doesnt seem very apeeling ! Why did the Miss Universe contestant drop out of the competition? Because she had to MISS out ! Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He&#...

You ddo, but its dubstep

I wish i could have a pizza.

Why dont people ever write things in kobold?

I SPEAK DEMONIC!
Oh no wait i speak KOBOLD, my bad

Is it time to get the Mytherns involved?

Well when in rome

*Hup*