METH!

Some weird shit just happened. So I'm sitting in here on the couch and Boom! Out of nothing this randomancer appears. So at least now im not alone. He sits next to me on Miriam the Couch, and then suddenly a Goat! A GOAT! NEVER MIND THE HUMAN! THERE IS NOW A GOAT HERE! The Randomancer starts talking...

Hephaestus will wait for his cut forever.

ANIMALITY!

YOU MEAN TO SAY ROBO THAT SIR PTANG IS THE MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS AVATAR?!
NO WAY!

Forgot to mention Robo used to drive our smuggling vessel.

Yes, danger mouse the cartoon and not the musician!
So what you meant sir ptang was Mexican jumping beans?

Blue?
I wanna say Talrand would be a good bet to build around.

If you want tokens going almost infinite you have to go Krenko! The mob boss. And I know this for a fact, because my girlfriend has a myr deck that is essencially the same as your girlfriend's. Except she also plays myr smith and myr propagator. Also in my deck : krenko, illusionist bracers, isochro...

Sorry Sir Ptang, but i beg to differ.
I believe that, if we analise the facts we can conclude that,
SHMOO!
Yes, theshmootheshmootheshmoo.

It was shmoo, shmoo it was now and forevermore the shmoo, oh the shmoo for which it was.
Fie! A pox on ye all!
Shmoo.

Because it actually is?

G-STRINGS!

Hephaestus and I used to smuggle rubber hippies in to the Caribbean islands back in 1973.
Good times.

I don't think Marty is in to that type of kinky stuff Robo.
But let's ask him personally!
Marty!
Would you like to "go to the hospital" in Robo?
*no answer from Marty. Awkward moment of silence. Someone farts in the distance *
Was that beans?
I smell beans...

AND THE SOUP HATS SIR PTANG! Can't forget those.
We should start working on the prototypes of the soup legs too, sooner then later.
Also hello everyone, and welcome to the forum!

Is it central comedy?

The Floopy eyes.

THE LEGO LAMA!

What What What in the butt?

BAPHOMET!

iceicebaby.

Racing horse!

Is that a serious question?

SANCHO!

Why wouldn't it be?