If you tell someone "Don't get offended.", they're probably going to get offended. And start looking for new work.

About two months ago my friendship with my now ex manager effectively ended. We'd been pretty close for the last three years, and had some good times. There were a lot of mitigating factors to this, not the least that I wasn't happy being her assistant manger do to her constantly caving to upper man...

Here is a birthday thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGapQ_XpUI

ROWAN ATKINSON
http://youtu.be/Do-wDPoC6GM

I fucking hate that damn kid, calling my fucking house at 7am to say he can't work tonight. Told that fucking idiot he has to call the store and talk to the store manager. Which he does. FIVE HOURS LATER. I nearly had to work 13 hours, and I'd have to lose the extra cause NO OVERTIME ALLOWED. Fortun...

Tavros Nitram

A half eaten corned beef on rye.

Yugi Moto

Dio.

Alternately, The Stig.

Catbug!

Hologram Tupac.

Tim Minchin.

GOUDA GOUDA GOUDA GOUDA ROCKING EVERYWHERE

I'm tired of waiting for my AK.

It's not really a tap, it's the water dispenser on my fridge. Although I have been known to buy those big dispensers of drinking water to keep in my upstairs bathroom so I don't have to go downstairs for a drink.

Fayili wrote:Didn't get the job. Drat.

Does that mean I get to violence someone? Please say yes.

I still like Gamzee.

The awesome bartender and I were wearing the same Tee Fury Luna Lovegood shirt!

Tristram Shandy, it's like someone gave an ADHD riddled 19th century English countryside gentleman a Tumbler.

I still miss ya Daniel "Jesus Dan" DeJesus, fucking IEDs.
I can't watch Ghost In The Shell without crying now.

You know what you should make? Hassleback potatoes. They are simple and delicious.

Also, the benefit of being forced back into dealing with the cheese board is I know when the good stuff is going off and can buy it at a discount. Mmmm...cave aged blue cheese...

"Are we the prey?

NO! We are the hunters!"

It's not work I hate so much, it's the people I work with. And the company I work for. And Steve.

I hate Steve.