Why do I feel like the interior of said 12 minute limited public restroom should be done up like a gameshow? The door closes, then all of a sudden lights start going off like Cash Cab and a voice comes in: "WELCOME CONTESTANT! WE'VE PUT 12 MINUTES ON THE CLOCK AND YOUR TIME... STARTS... NOW!&qu...

So, on halloween this year, a buddy and I decided it would be very appropriate to have some cognac at Poe's grave here. We secreted two flasks amongst ourselves, walked the perimeter of the church where he was buried, got the timing of the traffic lights so there'd be no cars passing when we hoped t...

I'd say Magfest tickets, but honestly for what you get at that price I'd call it a bargain. Now, all the useless crap I'll be tempted to buy once I get there... well...

I mean... I can understand using the Judas coins as a collectable for upgrades and what not, but... I mean, there's already more than 30 of them, so I guess inflation is bad in Hell (which, I suppose makes sense as there's more gold pouring around you then has been mined by man, ever). Also, it real...

Blowing up a whale carcass in the 70's. Because, fuck it, we just don't got the time to deal with this right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y

Only if the pattern on the kilt spells out the same in code. Otherwise, match is a draw and we go into penalties.

What two items in your domicile right now do you believe you could fuse together to make the best improvised weapon? What would the name of said weapon be?

In a way, it's the American Dream. People can now get a good civics education by simply not watching. I propose that people who abstain from 2 years worth of Fox News anti-knowledge automatically be awarded 15 credits towards a Poly Sci degree at a community college of their choice.

Sen. Hawk Mr. Ames Mr. Goddard In a standard conference room, Ames waits at the door while Goddard mans a projector. Hawk: *enters* Ames: *guiding him to a chair* Thank you very much Senator for meeting with us on such short notice. Hawk: *sits begrudgedly* Now gentlemen please… I was dragged from a...

As promised in my introduction, pictures of my canines at various times and places http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/clgrin/n7607132_32594707_3053.jpg http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/clgrin/190795_511372812697_7607132_14290939_375_n.jpg http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/clgrin/36...

Developers Roundtable Guy 1 : Alright people, we've been putting it off long enough. This thing ships in two days and we still down have a title! Guy 2 : I know, I know... we haven't been keeping up with this like we should. It's just... well, we all know we agreed to create the world first and let...

Fayili wrote:No, he's... Milton Bradley is a board game company. It's a clever joke.

It could still work though. I imagine Paradise Lost: The Board Game to be essentially Mouse Trap. Just lots of long, finely tuned set-up leading into a pointless game designed to catch the player.

Oh man... I'm so in! I'll be there with bells on... and just in case you guys need to find me the bells will have my name on them. Also, their chime will ring with the sound of my screen-name and be tied to me with string that will fluoresce my email. Or... or, I could have a name tag or something I...

Good evening There... I've always wanted my first statement to be Good Evening. If it is not evening where you happen to be located, then you have no one to blame but yourself. And the Sun. And the Sun is usually less responsive to your criticism. But only slightly. Anyway, this is Plummeting_Sloth ...