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by Ottoman
25 Jul 2012, 21:18
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Thread of soothing cuteness
Replies: 2662
Views: 133965

Re: Thread of soothing cuteness

People around here still play Minecraft, right? This is for you guys.

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Maybe not so 'soothing', I guess.
by Ottoman
25 Jul 2012, 18:58
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Replies: 7432
Views: 439672

Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

Merrymaker_Mortalis wrote:Eroding the inside of your mouth due to friction
Corroding the inside of your mouth
Amen to that.

You can't have sourness without acid, though.
by Ottoman
25 Jul 2012, 12:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 115389

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

Why would you decide to drink with other people in the first place?

Regardless, Vig, you should probably tackle tea before booze. Get that poor palate of yours in shape!
by Ottoman
24 Jul 2012, 16:18
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 115389

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

Why must you be such a hateful person? And an immature one at that?

Actually, don't answer; we don't want this thread to go to shit.
by Ottoman
24 Jul 2012, 13:21
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 339003

Re: The thread of win

I dunno about that; the cover art on The Complete Fiction is a little bit cheesy. Yours looks a lot more imposing, if a bit less fancy.
by Ottoman
24 Jul 2012, 11:53
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 339003

Re: The thread of win

I have found that I am very fond of H. P. Lovecraft's works. Oh, yes, I know the feeling well. That shitty animu that aired last season was the final push for me to actually buy 'The Complete Fiction'; I've been reading it casually for just over a month, and am just about to start At the Mountains ...
by Ottoman
24 Jul 2012, 00:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Shooting at The Dark Knight Rises midnight showing in Denver
Replies: 111
Views: 4904

Re: Shooting at The Dark Knight Rises midnight showing in De

Such a negative discussion. Why can't we talk about The Dark Knight Rises? From what I've read, it's supposed to be great; I'm just dying to see it.

Still, it's not quite the same after the film has been in theatres this long. I would've killed for a ticket to the premier.
by Ottoman
24 Jul 2012, 00:13
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!
Replies: 2804
Views: 115389

Re: The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

I had beer today for the first time. Didn't like it. Don't care that I didn't. Like coffee and blue cheese, it's an acquired taste. You won't regret putting some effort in when you're gulping down delicious cold ale on a warm summer evening. Also be sure to get the good stuff, none of that mass-pro...
by Ottoman
28 May 2012, 23:09
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Not Having Sex Thread
Replies: 418
Views: 15667

Re: The Not Having Sex Thread

Wow, I turn my back for a few days, and suddenly there's a thread for wizards? There's hope for this place after all.
by Ottoman
16 May 2012, 03:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

You'd better call a doctor, empath; that image has a tumour.

But seriously, that would take about ten seconds to crop out.
by Ottoman
13 May 2012, 11:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27489

Re: Mauling Matt

Man, I thought this thread was going to be a about literally mauling Matt. Way to disappoint, Elomin.
by Ottoman
10 May 2012, 13:52
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

I do that, and I'm barely even an adult.

Fucking 'mobile web' shit all over the place, it disgusts me. And people do really hate email nowadays, for some goddamn reason.
by Ottoman
09 May 2012, 10:41
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 339003

Re: The thread of win

I'm on your lawn? How the hell did I get outside? Ew.
by Ottoman
09 May 2012, 10:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 339003

Re: The thread of win

It's poor style, and for old people. Things like that make me sick.
by Ottoman
09 May 2012, 03:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Chinese woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles
Replies: 25
Views: 1040

Re: Chinese woman kills a man by squeezing his testicles

Typical woman, ball-crushing a men to death. At least she was quick about it.
by Ottoman
08 May 2012, 14:45
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

That is disturbing, Otto. I try my best. https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-76CsHEkYvmI/T6mhMDUCpiI/AAAAAAAACFE/S_5ZZzP6izQ/s655/eb9ade390557f3ebc52badf6f7b97af0.jpg Relevant to kiwis: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MC22_4q5mAQ/T6mhRALSIrI/AAAAAAAACFM/_Pl3T5MF4d8/s480/kiwi.jpg
by Ottoman
08 May 2012, 07:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

Superior cat beard:

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by Ottoman
07 May 2012, 03:34
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 339003

Re: The thread of win

I appreciate your concern empath, especially because you're one of the few posters I consider decent around here, but you seem to be jumping to incredibly wrong conclusions — my life is going better right now than it has at almost any time since I first came here. There's no need to get all DEEP abo...
by Ottoman
06 May 2012, 19:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The thread of win
Replies: 7651
Views: 339003

Re: The thread of win

Arial? Are you joking?

I suppose you drink Koca-Kola too, right?
by Ottoman
05 May 2012, 07:25
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

Graham wrote:There's no need to be so caustic.
'I can't help it, okay‽'

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by Ottoman
04 May 2012, 09:01
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

Outstanding reading comprehension. But thanks for encouraging everyone to make their formatting as stupidly annoying as possible.

Matt edit: Don't use slurs, please.
by Ottoman
04 May 2012, 08:46
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 416659

Re: For the lols

Smeghead wrote:haruhis_magical_legs.gif
QUALITY? In my KyoAni? It's more likely than you think.

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Deedles wrote:huge obnoxious images
Yeah, those definitely couldn't be posted as text. Fucker.
by Ottoman
03 May 2012, 10:18
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Gamma
Replies: 3798
Views: 129415

Re: Venting Thread Gamma

I know you're being sarcastic, but really, I think that works out best for everyone, as long as you're into that kind of thing.
by Ottoman
03 May 2012, 10:08
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The General Chat thread
Replies: 6647
Views: 394966

Re: The General Chat thread

Well, you know, I try. There's no feeling quite like sharing what's in my heart with others.
by Ottoman
03 May 2012, 10:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Venting Thread Gamma
Replies: 3798
Views: 129415

Re: Venting Thread Gamma

Yes, you probably do. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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