Gahhhh, All in all I'm 274 euros down the hole to keep that car on the road :-(. I feel your pain. I just bought a car off my brother and for some reason he's pumped the front tires up to a stupidly high pressure, end result is that when I went to turn on a wet road I had no grip and I slid into th...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/334289/Community-service-for-wombat-rape-claim

This is an old one but I found it funny at the time.

Once again I find myself thinking constantly about a woman, one who I thought I'd excised months ago. It took me a year to stop thinking of her on a daily basis and now I find myself day dreaming about her, again.

Fuck.

Basically I just really want to punch some bitches right now. Possibly my friend, who got job offers from two of the outlet stores and had to turn them down because she got a job at the local TV station. SHARE THE JOB WEALTH DAMMIT. I understand completly. A few years ago a freind and I went to a j...

Merrymaker_Mortalis wrote:It's like how there's a Pawn Broker's on the other side of the Job Centre in my nearest City. I can't think of anything more depressing. Maybe a Workhouse.

The only thing I can think of is either a homeless shelter or a soup kitchen. (Do we still have those in the UK?)

Granted, that memory now takes up the space where your happiest memory used to reside.

I wish I was away from this fucking country.

PLEASE stop trying to set me up with your single friends based solely on the criteria that we're both single, ergo we'd make a cute couple. I appreciate the thought, but if we have no common interests or beliefs than the best that could happen is we'd hook up for some casual sex, which would make y...

Does LSE stand for low self esteem? Is that... a clinical designation? Diagnosed by a qualified therapist, yes I got a lot more confident at some point during uni. Probably just got more and more socialized and used to different situations. Probably not an option for me now, at least for a while. I...

This is from back in 2007. 4 men ran a 4x4 into the terminal at Glasgow Airport, the 4x4 burst into flames and a baggage handler starts hitting one of the terrorists while he was on fire.

http://littlerichardjohn.blogspot.co.uk/2007/07/jon-smeaton-so-i-decked-gentleman.html

My mother once confused The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe with Harry Potter - one of many conversations that made me question whether I was actually produced from her or not - therefore nothing surprises me anymore. That actually made me laugh, then it made me wonder. My mother (who I'm forced t...

My mother once confused The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe with Harry Potter - one of many conversations that made me question whether I was actually produced from her or not - therefore nothing surprises me anymore. That actually made me laugh, then it made me wonder. My mother (who I'm forced t...

Jesus... A chunk of bone missing from the shoulder? How? My left shoulder dislocates too but I don't think anything's missing! It's kind of hard to explain without the x-ray but basically the head of the humerus (the upper arm bone) that fits into the shoulder socket isn't round (like it's supposed...

I dislocated my shoulder yesterday, for the fifth time. Apparently I've got a chunk of bone missing from my arm bone where it sits in the "cup" of my shoulder. I'm having a CT scan in a couple of weeks and then I'm going to have to consider surgery, which will put me off work for over 6 we...

I had a look and I can't fond anything quite like this on the board. We have the Venting Thread Gamma but that seems to be more about, well, venting. It has recently come to my attention that there are people out in the world who actually like themselves. I know, crazy, right? These lucky people app...

Granted, but it's not this universe.

I wish that this post is the last one of page 99.

Granted, However a magical Wizard decides to put it back on page 99, just for shits and giggles.

I wish I'd actually learned the subject for this exam I have on Monday.

(Success at molestation is still success, I'll take it.)

Granted: They still don't come true though.

I wish for success, in anything.

The mouse in the dandelion clock actually made me Aww out loud. so here's another.

Granted, you fail it.

I wish I felt better.

I spent the entirety of yesterday in bed with heat exhaustion, massive headache, aching muscles and unable to keep down even a few sips of water. Most unplesent. I'm still not feeling 100% today, I feel even more slow witted than ususal, drinking plenty of water and just hoping like hell that I get ...

Granted, your "descent" is into the fires of hell.

I really whish I hadn't watched Silent Hill last night.

Hey! Dickhead, I see you there, giving me the finger and swearing at me after you cut me off. But you forgot something, YOU'RE IN BRANDED VAN!. Did you think I wouldn't bother to call up your employers and tell them what an arsehole you were being? Well you were wrong

Darkobra wrote:Parrot meets stuffed bunny buddy.

That parrot is amazing.

Granted, ALL the numbers are now 42.

I wish I'd actually revised for this exam.