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by goat
20 May 2012, 07:24
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread
Replies: 11017
Views: 355225

Re: The Sex Thread

Unless you are a person of...eccentric tastes, I would think it is far more difficult in person to "get busy" with someone when you just broke their arm than you imagine. Screams of pain are not quite the same as screams of pleasure. Oh definitely, I'm just saying that if she appeared tot...
by goat
20 May 2012, 07:17
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 417175

Re: For the lols

metcarfre wrote:I just listened to a really fantastic interview with Benedict Cumberbatch (sp..?). It's crazy he got kidnapped in South Africa.


Based on his fanbase, I'm surprised he doesn't get kidnapped more often....
by goat
19 May 2012, 19:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread
Replies: 11017
Views: 355225

Re: The Sex Thread

An ex of mine was giving me a blowjob on her college dorm bed, fell off broke her arm but didn't want to go to the hospital until we had sex, cause her roommate was never gone and when would we get another chance. We went to the hospital without having sex. I.... might have been down for that, depe...
by goat
19 May 2012, 18:34
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread
Replies: 11017
Views: 355225

Re: The Sex Thread

One ex of mine who was much smaller than me told me once that it was okay to get rough with him. I then tossed him on the bed, which he them bounced off of and slammed into the wall :X Followed by a dive off the top rope and then he tapped out under a chokehold. ------ On topic, I once nearly threw...
by goat
19 May 2012, 17:07
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

What dish/food do you eat the most often?
by goat
19 May 2012, 17:05
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Sex Thread
Replies: 11017
Views: 355225

Re: The Sex Thread

The_Doctor wrote:
Avistew wrote:Just the basics injuries for me. Hitting my head, hurting the guys (why are their genitals so damn fragile?)

This, so very much this... its a penis not the pull cord on a chainsaw >_<

also never cut your cock during sex, it's like poking a tiny hole in a water balloon.


Free lube!
by goat
19 May 2012, 15:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 417175

Re: For the lols

!!! I have been laughing over the rain one for like a week now. Gunshow can be kind of hit or miss sometimes, but when it hits, it goes for the fences.
by goat
19 May 2012, 05:37
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: 48 things that will make you feel old
Replies: 57
Views: 2069

Re: 48 things that will make you feel old

Most of the bussfeed images don't bother me. Those are all thing I remember, but most of them never played a large role in my life. The only one that really gets me is the Heath Ledger one. That doesn't feel like 5 years ago yet. 2 or 3, sure, but not 5. Most of these exploit our ideas of when thing...
by goat
19 May 2012, 05:21
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

I know everyone on the crew is pretty busy, but do any of the other members make time to read the forums (beyond Graham in the video threads)? And if so, why don't they post more often? I would submit a minor correction there. Graham posts a great deal in non-video threads. Not threads I'm in then....
by goat
18 May 2012, 18:29
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Really bad laptop problem
Replies: 15
Views: 760

Re: Really bad laptop problem

Oh shit. Laptop. I swear I can read. Had a similar problem with a laptop not that long ago, but there were some other obvious signs that you don't seem to have. I had been having weird video problems, and the hardware issue was causing it to hang and get nasty during boot. Safe mode on that machine ...
by goat
18 May 2012, 16:58
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

I know everyone on the crew is pretty busy, but do any of the other members make time to read the forums (beyond Graham in the video threads)? And if so, why don't they post more often?
by goat
18 May 2012, 16:56
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Really bad laptop problem
Replies: 15
Views: 760

Re: Really bad laptop problem

boot looping from the windows screen.... have you tried safe mode? If that's still not getting you in, I'd try installing onto only one drive and/or removing/rearranging RAM.
by goat
18 May 2012, 16:53
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: For the lols
Replies: 8556
Views: 417175

Re: For the lols

I was hardcore expecting the last Nguyen to be one with her eye's crossed with "fail" written underneath.
by goat
18 May 2012, 04:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

Light or dark beer (or lite)? Favorite brews?

Moving on to the liquor aisle, do you have a favorite hard liquor and/or cocktail? Is there a particular staple among the crew, or is it always BYOB?
by goat
16 May 2012, 17:52
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

The fandom actually REALLY weirds me out, and routinely angers or disappoints me. -m Could you expand on this? What is the most expensive, non-vehicle thing you own? Would you save that in a fire? What's your perfect sunday? How many hours, on average, would you say makes for a good night's sleep f...
by goat
14 May 2012, 16:11
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Big Relationship Thread
Replies: 14919
Views: 537486

Re: The Big Relationship Thread

TomBrend wrote:A couple I know occasionally intentionally fights in public, partly for attention and partly to make other couples go "at least we're not them".


I was thinking some variant of that might be in play. Cause I mean.... wow.
by goat
14 May 2012, 16:06
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

Who is your favorite recurring character to play?
by goat
13 May 2012, 19:49
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 90209

Re: Advice Thread

heh... that's something I'm afraid of. Any mess on my desk is clearly my mess, not a mess left by someone in the bullpen. Thanks for the tips, all. Well, there's your problem, having an office in a bull pen. I don't know how you guys thought you'd ever get any work done with all that livestock hang...
by goat
13 May 2012, 16:57
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Mauling Matt
Replies: 818
Views: 27533

Re: Mauling Matt

Favorite pony meme?
by goat
13 May 2012, 16:51
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Advice Thread
Replies: 1621
Views: 90209

Re: Advice Thread

People with a desk-like environment at their work: What's the most important thing you have in terms of paper organization? I've never had a desk for a job before so I'm kinda playing catch up in terms of what I need to keep my shit in order. Not that I spend much time at my desk, but manilla folde...
by goat
13 May 2012, 16:48
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We Are The 1%
Replies: 232
Views: 5301

Re: We Are The 1%

metcarfre wrote:
Dutch guy wrote:I'm not actually here. I'm a figment of your imagination.

I'm actually a fig. Like, the fruit.


No one? Really?

Well... alright.


Well, met, I guess that... figures.

8)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by goat
13 May 2012, 11:02
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We Are The 1%
Replies: 232
Views: 5301

Re: We Are The 1%

TomBrend wrote:You are both definitely people. I think.


That's... *sniffle* that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said about me.

... but I'm actually a corporeal projection of a hive mind made up of terrestrial jelllyfish-like creatures that feed on lichen covered rocks on a planet far far away.
by goat
13 May 2012, 09:43
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: We Are The 1%
Replies: 232
Views: 5301

Re: We Are The 1%

Aww, people like you Drinnik. Well, I suppose I can only really speak for myself, but you've gotta be at least a neutral trending towards positive.

Now me on the other hand....
by goat
13 May 2012, 09:36
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 797
Views: 22132

Re: Word of the Day

Have you heard the new Shins album? It's SO matrilineal.
by goat
13 May 2012, 05:39
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The General Chat thread
Replies: 6647
Views: 395865

Re: The General Chat thread

When I was a kid we used to have a hamster. Unfortunately, the poor little guy croaked in the middle of January, while the ground was still frozen. Our solution was to wrap him in paper towels, put him in a baggie, and store him in the freezer until the thaw. Naturally, he got shuffled to the back l...

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