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by Zed Alpha
01 Dec 2009, 22:51
Forum: Video Games
Topic: King of the Hill
Replies: 927
Views: 28762

Re: King of the Hill

I use a matter-antimatter converter on myself, then claim the hill.
Jackass.
by Zed Alpha
01 Dec 2009, 22:50
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

conquer the world, man.

My favorite shade of...
by Zed Alpha
01 Dec 2009, 21:51
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

I'd give myself heat-vision.

Oh shit! It's him! Run! I'll hold him off! I told you he'd never forgive me for...
by Zed Alpha
01 Dec 2009, 21:49
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Dear New Users,
Replies: 149
Views: 4760

Re: Dear New Users,

Dear New Guys:

Be cool or Allen! will fucking end you.

Furthermore, welcome.
by Zed Alpha
30 Nov 2009, 03:48
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Five
Replies: 338
Views: 10425

Re: Forum Game: Five

not tell bad puns. Thought
by Zed Alpha
30 Nov 2009, 03:46
Forum: Video Games
Topic: King of the Hill
Replies: 927
Views: 28762

Re: King of the Hill

I sic the Crime Syndicate of Amerika on your anti-matter universe butt, then claim the hill.
by Zed Alpha
30 Nov 2009, 03:44
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Blanks Do It Blank.
Replies: 115
Views: 4219

Re: Blanks Do It Blank.

LRR Fans do it online.
English people do it...in England.
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 22:35
Forum: Video Games
Topic: King of the Hill
Replies: 927
Views: 28762

Re: King of the Hill

I create an alternate univers wherein I am the only person allowed by the laws of physics to be the King of the Hill, then seamlessly merge that universe with this one. Ergo, I'm king. Ha ha ha. :P
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 22:33
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Back when I was your age...
Replies: 116
Views: 4527

Re: Back when I was your age...

I miss Rugrats (GOOD Rugrats, before the second movie) and The Wild Thornberrys. I always thought the rugrats went downhill after the first movie, when they introduced Dill, although adding Kim was just pushing it. Nah. Dill was okay, in small doses. Kim added life to the series, but after the seco...
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 22:30
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Visiting your past self.
Replies: 67
Views: 2956

Re: Visiting your past self.

As the proverb goes, you know you're on the Internet when masturbation is the first thing suggested.
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 22:16
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Visiting your past self.
Replies: 67
Views: 2956

Re: Visiting your past self.

I'd go back four years and beat seven kinds of crap out of myself until I get it into my head that procrastination isn't a good thing to do.
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 22:14
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

completely unusual in this day and age.

It's the normal people...
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 22:12
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I Found this on YouTube [Post yer links]
Replies: 2335
Views: 378705

Re: I Found this on YouTube [Post yer links]

Fade to Bluegrass was an awesome album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDsqEQ1Y ... re=related So's Pickin' on Modest Mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avGRtxnxGkk Y'know, let's just say that Iron Horse is an awesome cover band. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMrAbPSU ... re=related http://www.y...
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 21:33
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Samurai Jack is Back
Replies: 19
Views: 1093

Re: Samurai Jack is Back

Nevrmore wrote:Samurai Jack's plot really doesn't lend itself to movie form, though. It's all about him going to weird and different times/worls, which is why the episodic nature of a TV show worked for it. Wonder what they'll do in the movie.


Show Jack finally slicing Aku's face in half. That's what they'll do.
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 21:30
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

but you'd have to pay me first.

Ewan MacGregor needs...
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 21:28
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Rank the user above you.
Replies: 28622
Views: 808420

Re: Rank the user above you.

Like Lister Fiend, but without all the Kevin Smith references.
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 08:14
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Back when I was your age...
Replies: 116
Views: 4527

Re: Back when I was your age...

I miss Rugrats (GOOD Rugrats, before the second movie) and The Wild Thornberrys.
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 08:13
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

teleport? Lemme get a ruler to check...

If I was Evil Jim...
by Zed Alpha
29 Nov 2009, 08:08
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Epic North American Meetup Thread
Replies: 302
Views: 9298

Re: Epic North American Meetup Thread

Umm...I'm in Florida, just so's you know. This sounds like a great idea, but I'm crap at logistics so I don't think I'll be any help with deciding where to hold this monster. But I'll help out to the best of my ability once it's settled.
by Zed Alpha
27 Nov 2009, 22:57
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

In the side of your head. I won't throw it so hard next time.

Beef is to Fleebnork as...
by Zed Alpha
26 Nov 2009, 16:34
Forum: Video Games
Topic: King of the Hill
Replies: 927
Views: 28762

Re: King of the Hill

I just waltz in and, under all the confusion, dig a magical kingdom under the hill! Under-Hilltopia thrives for centuries, waiting out the pointless warfare of the surface folk, until my people finally strike out into the Sunlit Lands once more to claim the battle-scarred Hill.
by Zed Alpha
26 Nov 2009, 16:30
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ADHD
Replies: 71
Views: 2479

Re: ADHD

I'm ADD and possibly bipolar.
by Zed Alpha
26 Nov 2009, 16:29
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence
Replies: 498
Views: 13515

Re: Forum Game: Finish the Sentence

I can haz moral of storee nao?

Man, aren't outdated memes...
by Zed Alpha
26 Nov 2009, 16:28
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: This is a thread for venting.
Replies: 2426
Views: 75711

Re: This is a thread for venting.

WILL. KILL. HIM. WITH HIS OWN ARM. BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN ARM. IF HE DOESN'T STOP THE RACIST DIRTY JOKES.
by Zed Alpha
26 Nov 2009, 16:26
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Bus of 1812 (because that was an awesome song)
Replies: 10
Views: 761

Re: Bus of 1812 (because that was an awesome song)

That was funny...Damn you.

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