So I've been looking to up my PC gaming cred lately. I'd prefer a laptop so I can also use it for school stuff, and a big tower just isn't practical for a dorm room. Honestly, graphics are something of a low priority. I just want something with enough horsepower to play the latest games (specificall...

Hey, the_lone_bard, if it makes you feel better, I have a similar story. So, the restaurant where I work serves a sandwich called the "Hot Chick." It's basically a fried chicken filet with hot sauce and some other garnishes. But for the first six months I worked there, I misheard everybody...

I suppose it's better than a PANZERFAUST wedding.

Eight.

What was the preferred method of communication between secret agents operating in Moscow and their CIA handlers in the early 1960s?

"This is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down."

What's the capital of Botswana?

Both. Either. Pick one.

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES! We spent waaaaay too long fighting a crop of robots outside the police station that we're infiltrating for a reason I've entirely forgotten at this point. That done, now we're inside, fighting a bunch of dudes in armor, who are presumably police or using the idea of pol...

A Peruvian-Japanese fusion restaurant? Interesting. That begs two questions from me, however:

What's Peruvian food like?

What's it like when fused with Japanese cuisine?

Amusingly, "Gaijin" is a Japanese perjorative describing a foreigner who can't be trusted.

Excellent! Unfortunately we might have to wait a couple of weeks for Jamfalcon to get back from vacation. Poor timing on my part.

I would describe my mind as less "pliable" than "elastic."

Don't call it a comb-back. I'll have hair for years. Hi folks! Hopefully you're all still interested in our cross-country horror road trip. After some thought and consideration I've figured out how I can make this work, so I'm ready to go if you guys are. Unfortunately, Jamfalcon appears to be on va...

Love: 4d6 = 10 x 2 = 20
Hate: 4d6 = 11 x 2 = 22

I'm just glad to be able to botch them myself now.

And, having given it some thought, maybe WoD isn't completely dead after all. I'll need some time to get things in order, and I can't promise anything, but I'm not willing to completely give up on it just yet.

Kenji's low muttering turns into a cursing hail of Japanese. He's speaking so fast that even another native speaker might have trouble following. The others could catch the occasional snatch of words like "Dougie" and "baunsu" and "sakka". He's going to try his best to ...

Holy shit, that's diabolical.

He's right, nobody's talking about paid mods anymore except on the Steam Community and Nexus echo chambers.

Kathleen obviously a cat shaman. James is the fixer, so he'd be...uh, the fixer. Paul obviously the decker. I'd agree with Jam on Alex. Gun-nut street samurai. Cameron...is a tough one. Cameron is very cerebral, very dry. I'd say maybe a decker or a rigger, but he doesn't strike me as mechanically i...

I'm really sorry that I let you guys down. Really that's what has kept me from coming back for so long. I didn't want to face all the disappointment. Believe me, no one's more disappointed in me than I am.

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I'm really digging your new look, Alex. I couldn't stop staring at that lapel pin, though. What was it?

Alright, I'll give this a shot. First game I dug out of my backlog was Deus Ex: Human Revolution Director's Cut. This has mostly been gathering e-dust because I played the original one a while ago. But I was in the mood for a cyberpunk game after I devoured Shadowrun Dragonfall, so I installed it. T...

*steps out of a whole note, bewildered and befuzzled*

Huh. So that's where I've been.

Hey everybody. I'm kinda-sorta back. Not really equipped to run the WoD thread anymore, sadly. But I'm hopeful I can get back into this to some degree.

Don't call it a comb-back. I'll have hair for years.

You're still some distance from the church, Mark. They can't hear or see you.