Pro tip: set small short-term goals. About 15 minutes of work. Force yourself to forget about all the other tasks for the time being. That way, you're not trying to do everything at the same time and you're just doing this one thing. Once you're done, find another 15 minute task, maybe the next part...

The three stooges

In my city there's a very serious try-hard atmosphere. It's been a few years since I was last active here, but going to a Friday Nights at the top tables could almost feel like a PTQ... Although everyone was always quite relaxed. People were actually quite welcoming and friendly to new players so th...

I'm still a month behind on the Youtubes... Hadn't even noticed you guys are behind.

I'm technically a day late I think, but still I wanted to say: you are awesome Tally, happy birthday.

I can't get anything done anymore because of Minecraft! This is awful

Thanks, James...

Not really. The idea with the schemes is that they're big overpowered spells that only really work if it's one person up against multiple others. It would work if you'd play archenemy with just EDH decks of course. Just put the one with the most powerful deck as the Archenemy and play as usual. You ...

Hm... what's the story with the original Frog Fraction? I've never heard of it before.

How about the Prince, from Prince of Persia? I think he'd be pretty awesome in a fight if he wasn't dying all the time...

Also, you're fat. Time to go on a diet.

Wouldn't it be cool to form an air band?

Rednightmare invented time travel in the year 2034. Now he's executing his secret plan for world domination. Deadlines are to own the world by 2019.

Yes, but only in Japanese. (I hardly know any of the words in the English version)

What language would you most like to speak?

Bathtub?

Nah... that girl obviously has problems. Maybe stick some tape on her face, just to help her control that vile twitch. In other news... I'm currently kind of dreading the moment when my girlfriend will go to Africa for about two months. It's a great opportunity for her of course, but still the thoug...

You know... I honestly can't remember... too long ago...

It must have been seeing some of the guys at my school playing the game or something. I do remember fondly opening up my first booster and learning to play the game... But that's about it.

Oh dear, you do seem to be making a mess of things don't you?

Why don't you take these little friendly pills? I'm sure you'll feel much better after.

Just did a BTT draft online. Had one of the weirder matches ever. I was playing GR centered around big creatures and playing against a GW deck that was, actually, not that great. Game 1 started with him blasting out of the gates, with lots of combat tricks and fast efficient creatures. After a few t...

Butter Butter

You mean Chuck Norris?

Elomin Sha is secretly a very boring individual. He puts up a significant act to try and blend in.

Now... explain to me...

I assume this 'curse' requires a one-time payment right? Now, assuming that the 'gypsy'-woman actually goes out to put hair in this guy's drinks for years on end... How much would she make per hour? Not a lot I gather...

Finally getting around to reading the Hunger Games. That book is really hard to put down...

A machine that can make you hear the thoughts of trees and plants.

Phailhammer expected the Spanish Inquisition