@0:55 Dammit Kathleen, that was the perfect opportunity to put up a silly picture! You dropped the ball! Paul would've put up a picture of something funny. Like The Cheese Stands Alone . ...Okay, you almost make up for it with the appropriately-timed Journey of Discovery . Almost . TIL Graham is rea...

Actually, Sunlance is a timeshifted Strafe . One can be forgiven for forgetting that that garbage exists. And yes, Strafe was an uncommon. Red players are permitted to weep now. Well, that viashino is a slaughter master. You don't call yourself that if you're known for being a nice guy. Scatter to t...

I think the takeaway from this argument is that any nickname that is a riff on a specific number shouldn't be used, as it only makes people argue about whether it makes sense. Therefore any nickname should avoid referencing any specific number. I propose "laglands".

In order to quash any doubts about zero being an even number, I present the following Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero So that counts with even costed spells currenly on stack? Because I'd steal this for a Riku game breaker deck. No. Void Winnower stops them from being...

I prefer laglands. It rolls of the tongue a lot better than the other nicknames.

Technically, Tempest block took place on Rath, not Dominaria. But thanks to the Overlay, Rath and Dominaria are now the same plane, so... No, Scourge is not part of the Weatherlight story. The Weatherlight story was Weatherlight, Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus, Mercadian Masques, Nemesis, Invasion, Pla...

Darn it Graham, you got it wrong. The nickname for Angel's Tomb is, and always has been, Weeping Angel. That or "Don't Blink". Nissa's Revelation takes place before the Eldrazi were released, Cam. That's what the revelation is; that there are giant monsters trapped in Akoum, making the ent...

Funnily enough, one of the best foods to use when you want to Feed the Pack is not meat, but a Tree of Redemption. Vegan wolves. Whouda thunkit?

I'm pretty sure that FridayNights-verse Paul needs to find himself some new friends.

Also, real-life Jer might be able to trust his house with the real-life LRR crew, but FridayNights-verse Jer took a massive risk there by just handing over his keys.

Oh, please, the worst Magic card isn't Chimney Imp, it's Wood Elemental. Or Sorrow's Path

The new rules enforcement policy is really more like Perish the Thought than Thoughtsieze. I wanna see a return of creature-type-cycling . Most one-sided game I've played? I was playing zombies, my opponent was playing elves. My first turn went Dark Ritual -> Dark Ritual -> Noxious Ghoul. There's a ...

Dammit, you guys missed an obvious opportunity for a Fahrenheit 451 reference right at the beginning there.

Also, I think the internet has ruined my ability to be grossed out.

I dunno, the impression I always got from WotC was that since players enjoyed dual faced cards once they got a chance to actually play with them, the plan was to revisit DFCs the next time they were appropriate.

Dominia is not Dominaria; Dominia is what they used to call the multiverse. (Why yes, it is rather confusing to have two different things with nearly identical names.) Dominia Prime is, I guess, another name for Dominaria. No, Cam, Invasion was the beginning of the Phyrexian invasion. Planeshift was...

See I like spiders. They largely mind their own business, and I mind mine.

I also like chameleons, bats, pitcher plants, frogs, lizards, anteaters, Venus flytraps, certain species of birds...

On the subject of basic lands:
ARE YOU HARDCORE ENOUGH TO PUT SPIKY METAL GRASS IN YOUR DECK?!?!

I'm totally gonna use "Maternal Witness" from now on.

I swear, the art on Profaner of the Dead always reminds me of this moment from one of Bennet the Sage's reviews.

Sidisi, Undead Vizier = Sideceased
Sight Beyond Sight = Thundercats reference

FYI, the Rathi overlay was the second phase of Yawgmoth's 3-step plan to conquer Dominaria, and is the event that gives the set Planeshift its name. He basically Ctrl-X/Ctrl-V'ed the entire plane of Rath onto Dominaria. And since he had stationed millions of Phyrexian troops in Rath, the overlay mea...

Cam needs to familiarize himself with the rules for divided-damage spells. Each target must be assigned at least 1 damage. So you can only blow up a max of 4 illusions with Pyrotechnics . In the olden days, reanimate spells half the time went to white. (e.g. Alpha's Resurrection ) Eventually, WotC w...

Dumpiosa is a pretty awful name too, Kathleen, so don't be so quick to judge the guys' choices. God dammit you guys, you can't just do the tooth sparkle fx on a closed-mouth smile. "What did they steal?" "Grease." Well, apparently not as much grease as they were initially attempt...

Silly Kathleen! Drinking your own breast milk is easy! Here, let me direct you to some videos I found online that demonstrate how. (Seriously, how did you guys not think to make this joke?) And FYI Serge, #2 on the list of "The Fluid That Can Come Out of the Human Body I Would Want to Drink the...

Beej 1UURR Legendary Creature - Human Beej cannot be sacrificed At the beginning of your end step, if no creatures entered the battlefield under your control this turn, you lose one life. Each creature not named Beej has "At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads,...

Prophecy is the set with the crystals symbol. As I recall, the set symbol for Weatherlight is actually the Thran Tome , and important piece of the Legacy Weapon. It's ironic that Kathleen predicted infect being in MM2015 while talking about Noble Hierarch, since the very same article that spoiled Hi...

God dammit, Sexy Losers did a joke about a dildo-shaped urn.

If you ever find yourself emulating the characters of Sexy Losers, you need to seriously rethink your life.

GOD DAMMIT THERE'S A BUMP IN THE NIGHT THERE.