I have to admit, Pretzelcoatl's is a fun, simple read.

~Alja-Markir~

Beverage would be a tough choice. I'm torn between something thick, flavorful, and frothy like root beer or something a tad smoother. I briefly considered Ninja Cola (a personal concoctive brew), but that's too light for my tastes. Why not just plain beer? Teetotaler. Perhaps I'm just too manly to ...

I'm curious though, why did you go with a crispy bread? What the hell is the point of tender meat if you have to dentally violate a crusty shell just to reach it? I would have voted for a fresh round of jalapeño cheese bread, cut in half horizontally with the meat put between the top and bottom laye...

Bah! Turkish Delight is a seductive but elusive mistress! I don't live in the UK at the moment, and I miss that stuff terribly. Closest I can get where I am is a variant form of rose gel in a thin layer of chocolate, not quite the traditional form. It's not as good, and the guy I buy it from only ge...

In Italian, and almost all other Romance languages, and countless other languages (even Japanese and other Asian languages) normal vowels sounds go "Ah" "Eh" "Ee" "Oh" "Oo" for a, e, i, o, u. So katana is "kah-tah-nah" and meteoric is "...

Basically the only things they're truly certain of at the moment are it's distance from us, the distance from its sun, and the relative mass of it. Things like its diameter, surface gravity, day-night cycle, and actual habitability are still quite unknown. The diameter and surface gravity are linked...

They already kinda ruined Hitchhikers Guide for me so I'm not sure what remains to be seen. Gasp! I thought they did a good job with "Hitchhikers"! I mean, the author wrote a lot of the script! The changes you hate are probably his!! The most recent one? But he's dead! I mean, yea, I imag...

As for those commenting on the char, to me it looked like the meat was fine, only the salsa topping got dried out and that's what blackened. Remove that and it's fine I'd imagine. A fairly amusing WT. Seemed kinda spur of the moment. "Shit guys, we need a Whatever Thing video. Uhhh... something...

Any chance of changing it from an imbed to a link? It won't load for some reason on my end.

~Alja-Markir~

This is somewhat founded upon a previous sketch writing session of mine, which liked it enough to keep it around, so for this challenge I adapted the basis into a LRR story and ran with it. It is overlength, I am sure, but I feel this should still be perfectly acceptable because 1) it makes me laugh...

~~~~~~~~ On a lighter note, due to the recent popularity of the Elmo doll, an American toy company has annouced the release of the newest craze in dolls for children: Tickle Me Emo. Just tickle his tummy once and he tells you to fuck off. Do it again and he whines about his life sucking. A third ti...

Sailor Moon + LRR Crew + Convention Costume Contest = ????

~Alja-Markir~

Please stand clear of the doors.
Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas.

~The Disney Monorail System~

Something about that statement just seems... wrong... in this day and age. The nature of it begs countless philosophical questions about the modern zeitgeist and such. Anywho, I've never really had any exposure to Transformers. I kinda missed that whole phenomena. Was busy enough with other stupid c...

I'm not sure I want to see how you'll flip-flop over the upcoming Warcraft movie once information starts coming down the tubes regarding that.

*winks*

~Alja-Markir~

You've got it backwards. The hero character is Paul, who is from Victoria. He gained this secret alter-identity, Jacques Francois, by eating radioactive poutine, which turned him into a separatist, although one not born in Quebec itself. It's kinda like the Hulk. You're making me hungry. You won't l...

De-fault! De-fault! De-fault!

Congrats CyberTractor! You actually made an entry! And, even better, you don't have a forum title already.

Also, to the LRR Crew, why is it I'm having more fun heckling this challenge than I would have actually taking part in it? *winks*

~Alja-Markir~

- Fission Mailed -

Dun dun, dun-dun-dun! Da-da dun dun DUN!

LRR-Challenge? LRR-Challenge?!?! LRRRRR-CHALLLLEEENNGGEEE!!!!!1!eleven1!

|Continue?| |Exit?|

~Alja Markir~

Can you people seriously not tell that it has been digitally altered? And badly at that? My word. Look at the distortion and residue around the face, it was clearly photoshopped onto another frame. It's as plain as day.

~Alja-Markir~

I loved the WAB2 reference, it was indeed golden. However what really impressed me is Paul's ability to hold the Taxidermy pose so well for that shot. In previous videos like "The Bet", you can notice slight movement between the individual "shots" of the Graham mind-snap scene, b...

I guess this proves that sometimes I'm just plain lazy. I dunno, this particular challenge just doesn't seem fun to me, so I'm not going to bother with it just for a forum rank that will probably be a silly D&D reference. Rather save attempts for when I'll enjoy them. Sorry lads, slacking off wi...

I would assume you mean before it was digitally altered?

No clue.

~Alja-Markir~

Looks weird, from the two seconds of looking at the page that I did.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joost

Remember kids, Wikipedia may sometimes be unreliable, but overall it is your friend. Just not for any "official".

~Alja-Markir~

Read the creator's comments. The guy's decided his more original works suck because they doesn't have mass appeal, so he instead went the marketing route in making that video. Honestly, the entire thing was created just to pander to the tastes of internet kids and he freely admits that. It kinds of ...

Damn! I am unable to comply with the challenge! I have no exposure to the actual paper materials of a tabletop game, and I'm not about to search through 41 pages of posts by Alex to find whatever one thread you refered to in the cast. Bah, I might just do it my way. And by my way, I mean a highly in...