Extemporize! (Goes to get dictionary...)

I need some of my good wind for an appointment of my own today. But I can break off a piece and share with you, if you don't mind a bit of broken wind.

Swat flies. The chips are attracting them...

Ask her out. I'll put money down she'll say yes.

Hah!

Wedding, bro? Matrimonial high-five!

The path of Bebop Man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Went on my first OKCupid date. It was nice. It didn't blow my mind each way but Tuesday, but it was nice.

Downer

Four words: Titanic themed Skype date

Maybe McDonalds (or someone) could sponsor a gay pride buffet outside the fasting houses. That'd be funny.

I hope something funny will happen.

But then I say that about everything.

Well, what do you think you should start doing?

No, it's not law worthy. It's a minor bruise and a tiny cut, and if anything it was my fault. No one has really noticed it either, unless I point it out to them, so I'm not worried. It was just annoying, and last night I was worried it was going to swell or turn purple or something crazy like that. ...

I would make it a little shorter in the "About Me" essay. I know when I read people's profiles I tend to look at the picture, and move through the profile fairly quickly, looking for highlights and things to latch on to. Jamfalcon's right, there are better pictures of you around. For one, ...

Hah! Nice.

You look a bit like a cyborg Sirius Black.

Not really a vent, just a minor annoyance at myself. Working in the haunted house last night, my metal chain got caught in something, when I got it loose it flipped up back at me and caught me just below the eye. So now I have slight black eye.

This weekend has been interesting. At Jekyll and Hyde they've sort of promoted me, so now I can work as a floor actor as well as a haunted house actor. It should lead to more money, but we'll see about that, the company can be quite silly sometimes. Highlights of working as a floor actor so far incl...

When it comes to sending messages for the first time on cupid, it's hit and miss. I was oddly methodical about it all. I did quick match for a while, compiled a list of girls that I liked, sent most of them messages. I varied my approach for each one, it's always going to be awkward, so let it be aw...

I go on OkCupid to help get myself over the girl who lied to me and went off wit her ex... and of course one of the first people I find on OkCupid is the same girl. And we're a 93% match. And like an idiot I decide to read her profile, and it reminds me of all the reasons I fell for her, and I want ...

I have coffee dates with three girls via OkCupid. This feels weird, but cool at the same time. We'll see what happens.

I have finished my ten day stint in the haunted house, so that's money for next month's rent secured. In recompense for my services, they are now offering me shifts as a floor actor too. So that's mo' hours, and mo' money. All these past two weeks I have been busy working on one thing or another, or...

Sorry Aero, that stinks.

Don't worry, soon the depression and self-pity will give way to searing hatred. And that's much easier to manage.

So, I'm trying OkCupid... it's a strange place, but I don't hate it. I've been on it two-three days and I've talked to bunch of nice girls. Have yet to pin down a date yet, but some nice things have happened.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Ku-8A6bInhU/TvGWVkaSIYI/AAAAAAAAAEo/NTv3VKiZgvc/w502-h669-no/IMG_0159.JPG I give you Richard Zimmerman. He graduated from my acting school in the 1970s. Nothing more is known about him, other than he lived, he went to my school, he graduated, and he looked a hell ...