Then, too, there was the Libertine Submarine Limousine, made from an old U-boat that they somehow got from... Sweden, wasn't it?

beej's non-rhyming everything ending in -ough Yeah, that was surprisingly funny for not being a rhyme. Although he did use both "borough" and "thorough", which do rhyme, as do "through" and "slough". I guess it doesn't matter, since in each case the two words...

I thought in Crapshots, as in commodoreHustle, everybody pretty much played themselves.

So since Paul is both the Streamhouse guy and the MTG salt guy, they should be the same person.

I mean, it's not like Paul is Beej...

Wait a minute... Paul IS Beej, as of the Shave.

Kudos to Graham for the proper use of "who" and "whom".

Episode 326 isn't on the LRR website, even though it is on Youtube. Is that a problem?

I'm very impressed with Beej for getting so much comic mileage out of "It works!"

Sometimes it's the really brief jokes that bring down the house, and I think this was one of those times.

Nice callback to "Mustache You a Question."

For me, those two seconds of close-up on the card turned an otherwise "I don't get it" Crapshot into an "ROFL" Crapshot. Maybe I still don't get it. What follows is how I understand the joke. Cam found the Hedron Alignment on the table (on the battlefield). Graham found t...

It is pretty weird, but I think some of the earlier crapshots are weirder, like the one where Alex throws a sheep at Graham in reverse.

It's good to know that Alex is just as good at bad jokes as ever. It's been a while since he has done any Punishment Crapshots.

Beej is the one who comes up with the tongue-twisting brand names, isn't he?

I could tell that he was having a lot of fun with Great Height Freight Lightweight Flight.

Thanks for the response, Beej. I understand that winter is a hard time for... pretty much everyone north of the Tropic of Cancer, and especially for our immune systems.

I am very pleased to know that you have such a great interest in keeping the show going, and I look forward to the next episode.

I don't know if caviar are the eggs of a specific type of fish, or just fish in general, but I imagine that saltwater fish and their eggs would be pretty high in salt.

It's been more than four weeks since this last Qwerpline, and I'm starting to worry that they might discontinue it altogether.

I'm sure it's been a busy holiday season... sorry, Fourth Quarter... but I wanted to voice my concerns.

Peak Christmas age for me was 10. I didn't enjoy Christmas nearly as much when I was 11, nor have I enjoyed Christmas very much since then. Getting Christmas presents just isn't that fun when you already have everything you want.

Who is Gus? Is he the guy who announces the sponsors at the beginning and end of each Qwerpline?

Well, not every season of any series has to have the same number of episodes, so for my part, I'm willing to let it slide.

So this means that one season is 100 episodes (on average, at least), doesn't it? For some reason I thought they were 104 episodes.

I don't know why I get such a big kick out of Ball Hinkley in particular, but I'm glad that he got some... air time? ...in this episode.

I guess I know too much about sex to want to do most of the activities associated with sex. I don't even enjoy masturbating very much. (And whatever enjoyment I do get from it diminishes pretty quickly.) Yet I'm not sure if I can really call myself asexual, because there is one thing that I'm pretty...

If it goes through the entire cast, eventually we'll get Doctor Beej.

God help us then...

I can make one. I'm pretty sure Dubstep Beej is not as funny if you're expecting it, though, so I've put it in Spoiler tags. There's also a youtube compilation for which I've provided the link (bottom line); I hope LRR is down with that. 165: The Groceries______________ 196: The DUI_________________...

It's not the first time Beej has been Beejed, either; that would be in "The Groceries."

Wow. I guess I wasn't too early on those congratulations after all.

I hope Kathleen is well, and taking some well-deserved rest.

I just learned about this from Crapshots Episode 293. Like I said on the Crapshots forum, I think we're at that awkward stage where it's too late to congratulate you on the pregnancy, but too early to congratulate you on the birth. I think I'm inclined towards the latter, though, since by all accoun...