...it could probably be a lot cleaner and less run-onny, but it was a first draft and I wrote it completely in one swoop.

If you guys keep this up, they aren't going to let us make new threads in here anymore...

Well, you see back in the early 1990's, back before he was known for his long-winded yet simultaneously captivating tales, "Story Guy" and I, after sharing a game of full-contact racquetball, were discussing the newly-emergent concept of an "Internet meme" in the gym showers, and...

I tried to sell furniture on CraigsList once.
It didn't sell.

Sex was not offered.

What if the Grilled Cheese Guy did a Man Cooking?

The southern accents are hot. If you mean by southern accents, saying the word y'all and a'nt in every f***ing sentence and having the dialect of some retarded cowboy, then count me out. *sigh* stereotypes, they make the world go round. Yer gunna need to warsh that stereotahpe out furrst before yew...

I always fuck up 'it's' and 'its' but that's about it. Also, I am pretty sure I forgot a comma in that sentence. Just remember Strong Bad's words, and yes I have used this IRL. Catchy Jingle I was gonna post this. Thank you making me feel like I'm not the only person on the planet that needs to sin...

OH NOES I HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN SOMEONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! WE MUST ARGUE ABOUT THIS TO THE DEATH!

It fills me with an indescribable glee to look on the videos page and see the capture for this little gem be someone holding a w300i. BECAUSE I CURRENTLY USE A W300i! It's kinda like when I had a Moto i830, and then all of the cops on Law & Order started carrying around i830s...so everytime one ...

Dude had a freakin' ROBOT in 1985, man...

No way is he dead. My money's on suspended animation.

I honestly just don't care. Besides, my bad spelling and grammar is all just a part of my Bad ass, non conformist style. Well, I hope your bad ass style doesn't mind having its credibility sunk like anchor. Just FYI, fewer people will take you seriously if you go around saying "fuk da man, I's...

42. (That was easy...)

WHAT YOU SAY?!?!

You know those news stories you hear about small children getting mauled, maimed, and/or killed by a rottweiller that gets out of his feebly-enclosed backyard?

Yeah, you never seem to see clips on the evening news about small children getting mangled by a housecat.

But if it is...we have a robot to help you. He even has a sweet Teddy Ruxpin-esque face. Awww...

That wasn't really what I was saying at all, no.

CLEARLY he is Brett-and-a-half...

AGREED. And honestly, to me, the "structured" sections of the 'casts are the parts that I find myself getting bored with / fast forwarding through. Yes, I enjoy hearing about the games you guys are playing, but weekly updates, at least IMO, can start to get stale... The AskLRR bit survives...

I was thinking that the armor possibly got locked up and isn't used because of a standardization issue. Which 20 do you give it to? What if you're 21st on the list, didn't get one, and then get wounded or killed? Lawsuits ahoy! A second notion I had was fear of any of the armor sets getting into the...

About as rad as non-alcoholic beer, IMO.

What should I have for lunch today? (offer genres of food, rather than individual restaraunt suggestions, plz)

Somebody needs to spend a little less time at Dumbrella. I'm starting to see way too much Ferocious J in you.

Expect to see...changes...

My annoying neighbors, and I wound up blowing 20 minutes cleaning up shredded trashbags as a result of it.

What died in here?

cats > dogs

Man, do I hate dogs.

I haven't seen it yet, but I actually want to. I mean, how often does a CG mockumentary about surfer penguins come around?