THE END OF TIMES! So the release date is 2012, right? The Aztecs foresaw it! So if it's taken them ten years to produce three minutes of game, if the game has more than five hours of gameplay, they'll have to bury me with a copy of the game to enjoy in the afterlife, along with my preserved organs i...

I lol'd at this thread, thinking how can you taste bad music? , but alas. Pop. The drink. An endearing if slightly silly word for carbonated drink, although the Australian Soft Drink is hardly accurate nomenclature either. They're called 'soft drinks' because they don't have any booze in them, as o...

Good God, I just realized: this forum is populated by a rag-tag bunch of frighteningly unstable young adults.

Oh no wait that's just the whole internet.

World Peace... socks... world peace... socks... man, but what if they're really comfortable socks?

Allen! wrote:Where's Pauldo? D:

Paul just has one of those faces, I guess. That explains the gorgeousness.

It's official: Paul looks like every person ever all the time.

The Pious Flea wrote:You still can't beat these.

I can't believe they made them steam-powered. Oh, those Victorians! Always up to no good!

Oh... oh my.

they make the laser sci-zurz look way cooler than it actually would be, it'd just be a dot on the paper. transparent toaster looks 1337 I presume, were this to not be a COMPLETE piece of crap, that the laser attached to the scissors would be fanned out into a line, not unlike what you might get in ...

also, i got the impression that Tycho shoving Graham into the wall was a bit ..spontanious...he just looked a bit surprised. Perhaps a little... perhaps... That wasn't in the script? I had my suspicions... you looked like you were laughing as you hit the wall, but just barely, I wasn't sure. I hear...

I'm tickled pink to finally see a solution to the banana problem. Say goodbye forever to unprotected... bananas. Seriously, wake me up when the announce the electric banana sharpener. I would buy one. Immediately. I'm not seeing the finger tray as being useful, since it would be hard to make plates ...

Clothes, Super Mario Galaxy, and Zach and Wiki, and possibly a few DS games.

Also, a cake with a file in it, a half-pint of sulfuric acid, and a severed human arm.

...damn, shouldn't have said that.

I just... can't stop... watching... so funny. Sure, I thought the card flicking ninja was funny, but it wasn't laugh-out-loud funny. Then Kathleen mentioned it, and I thought, heh, good of them to tie that back. The Graham did it to Tycho. I nearly died. You guys are getting good at this. I love Kat...

I don't buy it. I'm betting the geeks act geekier than they are to get on the show, and the bimbos and bimbo-ier. I don't think so. I had a friend who was approached about being on the show, because someone saw him reading an Anime magazine in the University Center. I'm 100% sure that, instead, the...

Oh man, here in Florida, when it snows, it's a- Damn it. People do freak out when it rains, though. It's as if suddenly, because it rains, it means you can swerve about and cut in front of people because OH GOD WE'VE GOT TO GET HOME BEFORE WE GET WET. York. I don't understand people. They freak out ...

Yeah, William. William shortens to Bill. There's no short form of Billiam. I thought the short form of Billiam was, in a terrible twist of fate, Billiardicus? Billiam William "One-Point-Twenty-One" Jiggawatt. Someone's going to end up naming their child that. What a glorious day it will be.

The Hitman wrote:We just need to start making bigger, heavier, sharper floppies.

That's why they made 8-inchers.

Though, you could just throw the whole drive at someone. That would probably do it.

The Hitman wrote:That baby is so getting sent back to the beginning of the dungeon.

You sir, win first prize very hard.

Is it overly pretentious to use foreign phrases in one's responses? I had no idea until today that je ne sais quoi is completely legitimate for use in English, according to the American Heritage Dictionary, though I'm suspicious. I suspect that it's not English at all! I suspect Quebec is behind thi...

I want all the squirrels in my area to be wearing armor so that I MAY COMMAND THEM TO VICTORY! Mwahaha I WILL LEAD MY CHIPMUNK ARMY AGAINST YOU. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT US! War dogs? Horrible, but nothing compared to the legious of WAR SQUIRRELS so frighteningly chronicled in Virgil's Squirreneid .

Hackers HACK their way into systems, even though in reality it's usually done by duping some idiot into giving them passwords or information that allow them to just log in. *points to article at top of thread, wherein people are being duped into giving up information* ~Alja~ Le sigh. No, Wraith is ...

parking pass at cmu > $500... and then theres an east parking garage.. yet no west, north or south.... i mean why not just a parking garage? also, theres no general cafeteria here, and the closest one is only open about 4 hours a day, and its called shatz.. yes they named a dining area after a bodi...

My phone's a Samsung, through Verizon, and it's the cheap-as-free model they give out. I'll be damned if I can figure out how to get anything onto or off of that thing without paying through the nose for it, and I'll be damned again if I have to pay through the nose for something as stupid and unnec...

Ever since I saw the first few of these, every time I look into my fridge, I think, "now what in here would make for a good challenge?" I think I've got some ideas. I think the challenge for submissions should be to try to find things that aren't completely horribly disgusting when you fir...

Two of the dormitories on campus down here were designed by some guy who was famous for doing prison designs in Ohio. It shows; everything's made of concrete block and there are dozens of doors you have to go through to even get to the elevators into the towers. The windows are like portholes, and e...

The horrible yellow stars made me laugh out loud. Funny stuff. My eyes bleed a bit every time I see that brush used. I can't help the sneaking suspicion that it was just an excuse to get Paul dressed up in an outrageous costume. Not that there's anything wrong with that... That frightening exuberanc...

Think of all the medieval pet deaths that could have been prevented through liberal application of internet! Need armor for your squirrel? No problem! Just search the internet! I wonder if they have cat armor... I mean, you never know where enemy archers will show up these days. Such a dangerous wor...

James from LRR is married? Beaker? Holy crap. I don't think there's any situation in which that picture would not be appropriate. Yes, I'm a desert bus convert. I can't believe me stupidity! I had seen the "how to talk like a pirate" video long ago, but I never realized the joys of LRR un...