There's a site out there with a picture of a stegosaurus on a rocket with a rainbow exhaust?

Wow. The Internet really has everything.

You're not going to use the one Alja put together?

Hmm. *swipe*

Gee, thanks. I didn't want to think of things going in and out of eyes.

That was brief and weird and offends my antisocial tendencies.

Stranger: BONJOUR
Stranger: im not french by the way

Yeah, but I dunno... something about having the same avatar as Matt... *shudder*

Which brings us to the question: how do you have oral sex with poutine? All I'm coming up with is trying to deep-throat the fries, and that doesn't sound like much fun.

*snort*

Seconded, even if it's just normal tea. Please, Morgan, show us how it's done.

Matt, why does your avatar version have digital degradation that wasn't and isn't present in the version I posted a link to? I did try to use it, but its filesize is >30K and the forum won't let you upload a picture unless it's under 6K. I would've then just stuck it on my webserver and used a link...

Deep frying and turkeys reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLNLYL24qUA

Start at 2:29.

Of course, big uncontrolled flames is manly, too... right?

you take worms, put them in a can and go fishing. If you change bait you open a new can of worms. But unless you own a cannery, you'll probably have to open the can (and presumably empty the contents) in order to put worms into it. So when you change bait you won't have to open the can since it'll ...

Being guaranteed cheese daily wouldn't do a whole lot of good for me, though. Even ignoring my apparently partial lactose intolerance (i.e. don't drink too much milk), cheese isn't exactly the healthiest stuff on the planet. Whereas I seem to recall some study finding that men who masturbated freque...

Dammit, too slow. Oh well; I don't think a stegosaurus on a rocketship fits me that well anyway.

Alja> Wow, that was fast... and that cactus one is positively hilarious. XD

for the record, global climate change is cyclical - by heating the earth up now, you'd simply be drawing the forthcoming ice age ever closer - then think how much shoveling you (or your kids/grandkids) will have to do. At least then we wouldn't have to worry about running out of water. (I've been h...

I'm up to post 12 or 13 or somewhere around there now, huh... probably about time I wrote something here... I'm a transplanted Canadian. I grew up shovelling snow in Saskatoon before making like everyone sane and fleeing west for university. While in my fourth year at UBC I attended a November job f...

No! Mine first!

I've actually been drawn as a Dragon Quest-type slime with a bite taken out of it. I wish I still had that picture.

This is an excellent point. Giving up cheese only affects yourself, but giving up all forms of oral could be an imposition to any future partners that either want some or would like to give you some. I can't even imagine trying to explain that... Eegh. As opposed to, say, just not liking the concep...

Matt wrote:Maybe you can't tell the difference, I sure as hell can. Morgan will back me up here.

Please don't make references to what you two have been doing together. It sure doesn't reinforce the Worst Homosexual thing.

*runs*

Cade Antilles wrote:Since you play angry and combative so convincingly, I can only assume that people believe that "Real Matt" is the same as "On-Screen Matt".

He did seem like he was about to fall over laughing in the "THIS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!" LRR shirt ad, though.

The only thing I can think to contribute to this conversation is to not wait as long as I did to at least attempt a romantic encounter. I'm so far behind, I doubt anyone would have the patience to let me catch up. Never underestimate the potential of life to screw up your plans. I'm one of those &q...

Why do people like FF7 so much? I don't get it.

Last Alert (TGCD)
Panic! (SCD)
BurgerTime (arcade + multiple ports)
Simusex (PC)
Host Master and the Conquest of Humor (Flash)

I'd answer, but... uh... what's oral sex?

It's raining here in northern California.

...

Yeah, yeah, I know. Boo-hoo.

(Hey, I did my 18 years in Sasquatchibean; I'm entitled to a break!)

We're not doing it as "a stereotype". Kathleen and Tally legitimately play those games, and legitimately dislike Fallout and Resident Evil. These are truths. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Speaking of which: I'm not familiar with FFXI at all (online games are evil!!!!@2) but are there an...

Graham wrote:

zqfmbg wrote:D, eh...?

True story.

Ah. The deception of clothing.

(Not that I watched for all that long when the viral videos were loosed upon the world. I'm sorry; I think I watched Paul with stuff on his head for longer...)