If I point 'down', I'm actually swinging my finger around in a circle at about 1,674 km/h relative to the centre of the Earth Edit: 8,000 words into an 11,500 edit job an' mah brane r moosh. Mooooooosh. Need to keep going or I'll still be at it at 3am again. Please help by mailing me your brain moos...

Elomin Sha wrote:Here's a funny bit of trivia that involves a minor spoiler
The stormtrooper Rey mind tricks in to releasing her and dropping his blaster was Daniel Craig.

Looking him up on imdb, his character was apparently called 'Stormtrooper JB-007'

I like that.

Scene: Hospital room

Patient sitting in a chair, doctor/doctors come in in lab coats with clipboards to deliver the news:
DOCTOR/S (To the tune of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas") "It's beginning to look a lot like herpes"

I seem to have misplaced my christmas avatar. I have no idea where I left it. And this laptop I'm currently using doesn't have any photo editing software so... I'm gonna do without, like every year so far. Nope! nopenopenope, I remember the pages, they start at about page 302 in this thread, and I ...

Lookin' mighty sharp, if I do say so meself

Man, this took a remarkable amount of dabbing with the MS Paint pencil tool



On a related note, good show there Gunner! Pip pip old boy! Pip pip, I say.Piiiiiiiiip

No Robo! Don't go into the light! It's not heaven, the end of the tunnel's just on fire. Silly wabbit, tricks are for prostitutes Edit: Wait! I remember a lot of hearing difficulties from a few years ago, the only viable treatment option was adopting one of these: http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums...

But are you counting your loyalty to the US or to China? Also, imagine that the system measures your loyalty to whichever political party you don't like For simplicity lets say, the system measures your loyalty to Donald Trump, and makes it harder to get a loan, Internet access and travel docume...

Excellent, then I just need to detail all my evil machinations in this format
I will endeavour not to conduct myself in a manner unbecoming of one of my station. Choo choo!
I lied

Have you guys/gals seen the latest episode of extra credits? It's all about Sesame Credit, a new system the Chinese are implementing that uses gamification to get people to oppress themselves. I love games and I hate when their systems are abused in this way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcTKWiZ...

Fund my Kickstarter so that I can hunt down and murder all remaining specimens and tally the exact surface ratios, and I'll finally have the answer! (By which I may mean I'll shut myself away in a small room and watch nothing but Winnie the Pooh cartoons for seventeen months, but you'll never know t...

Resoldered the OTHER side of my headphones, and they work again again. I think I may have weakened the other side when I was investigating the first time.

I'm getting better at soldering, so there are fewer types of DIY in which I'm not at least vaguely competent.

I came away presently surprised, but then I'd set my tolerance to the prequels. I was always more -gate than -wars.

Also, turns out that cooking popcorn in coconut fat is delicious!

Oh, hey I received mine a few days ago, I meant to upload this (collapsed for large) Hmmmm. Something reads a little fishy http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/Ptangmatik/IMAG0430_zpssegoncjx.jpg Gotta appreciate the shiny golden paper. Toes got a little in the shot there, sorry. http://i1059.ph...

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are marvelous things, their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs!

If it'll help, I could lend you a reading wimple?

Oooo ooo ooo! Ooo ooo? Oooooo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b008039f

Cool! Will do.

Made a bananananananana bread, followed this recipe, except times'd everything by 1.5, then added an extra banana, an extra dash of flour, cinammon (though not enough), swapped about half the castor sugar for demerara and threw in two handfuls of raisins. Edit: Oh, and lowered and extended the cooki...

Yeah, Limitless has a nice sense of humour about it all, though sometimes when everyone puts on their serious face the tonal swing can be a bit dramatic. Its not to the same degree that other shows have done so, so I don't find it egregious. The latest episode of the Walking Dead, now: Everyone's re...

Maybe behind the 'harder-than-diamond' stuff was a portal into the time lock in which Gallifrey was stuck?

Sent! I wracked my brain for a few days then settled on this, its tangentially related to one bit the santee said.

I was playing a game (seven days to die) with a few friends, two of whom had decided to go into another channel in mumble so that they could hunt me instead of cooperating, which was fine, but when one killed me the other called me a fuck wit in ingame chat. I quit out and I don't know if I've upset...

Be the Chang you want to see rising up out of a tauntaun