Graham awoke next. Other cast members were waiting beside his head, staring at the bear. Kathleen grabbed a DVD out from Morgan's porn room and threw it directly at Bill's junk pile which invoked Cthulhu. Graham rubbed Morgan's manly cooking. "Harrr!" cried Andy. "Harr!" the beas...

Question: I know some of the LRR members are British comedy fans, Spaced, Black Books, etc.

But, have you ever seen the tv series 'The Mighty Boosh'?

If this situation were a movie:

-Paul's Beard 2: Beard Harder.

-What lies beneath.
(Paul's Beard)

-The Beard Lebowski
-
Pauls Gone Wild.

-Shaft

-Boogie nights...

Wow... I got a little bit off-topic there.

Well, thank you very much Mr.Editor.

The 'Grand Unveiling' may segway in to something more positive;

Paul could craft the tattered remains of his beard into a rather fetching of victorian moustache.

Hi, my name is Alex,

I have:
- A love of movies, comedy and video games,
-An enthusiasm fo electronic music,
-A terminal case of optimism

And a puntuation fetish.

Hi!

My real name is Alex, and I am 'in England'.
I am:- insanely optimistic,
-A video game, comedy, and movie nerd,
-A electronic and experimental nusic enthusiast,

and, I have a puntuation fetish.