Server depression? Well servers are a pain in the arse to configure.

Jesus fuck! I hate it when people can't hit spell check before they post.

I just got called fat by a guy roughly the same size and eight as a 6 month old baby elephant. He was dumber than a a baby elephant too. Seriously, the one I knew probably had the IQ of a 2 year old, which is more than I suspect this guy had. I have to get out of this country, people are so angry an...

Why yes grandmother, I do infact smoke. I live in a house that i hate, in a town a long way away from all the friends that I care about, with people that hate me and go out of their way to make my life hell and make me feel like a sub-human, while trying to survive on less money than most beggars m...

Ok, so I know that some of us have had some luck, others more, and still others of us have had none. But do not despair; at least you are not this guy: http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/starbucks-datewreck-live-tweet.jpg Keep in mind... you cannot possibly do worse than him. Don't ...

Master Gunner wrote:

leapy wrote:

Fayili wrote:My wife has a boyfriend! D: And I don't know if I like the look of him! D: D: I know I shouldn't make snap judgements, and I trust her judgement, so he's probably an okay guy, but hrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm...

Wait... WHAT?

Don't ask.

I.... I..... Wow.

Ok, so I know that some of us have had some luck, others more, and still others of us have had none. But do not despair; at least you are not this guy: http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/starbucks-datewreck-live-tweet.jpg Keep in mind... you cannot possibly do worse than him. Don't ...

Fayili wrote:My wife has a boyfriend! D: And I don't know if I like the look of him! D: D: I know I shouldn't make snap judgements, and I trust her judgement, so he's probably an okay guy, but hrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm...

Wait... WHAT?

Granted. They're now doing something worse.

I wish I WOULD stop procastinating.

Granted: Citing "artistic differences" the band broke up in May, and then in June re-formed without you when they got a different name. You nuked another Grandma's apple pie and hung your head in shame.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK That's it, I have 2 weeks till final exams and I'm quitting this fucking course. Fucking stupid maths THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE. What I want to do right now is get drunk, or high, or go and drive somewhere illegally fast. I will refrain, I'm t...

Just got woken up by beautiful a beautiful harmonious duet from my nextdoor neighbors, singing right outside my bedroom window... AT THREE THIRTY IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! edit: and it was bloody Cascada to :evil: *The_Doctor old/young man grumbles* Oh you poor, poor time lord. I'm...

God I have a massive geek crush on that woman. Not so much the looks (though she is bloody gorgeous) mainly because I'm attracted to smart and kooky. So you're falling for a celebrity's gimmick of pandering to lonely and gullible nerds by pretending to be 'geeky'? Pathetic. I don't have a hard time...

aeric90 wrote:It's impossible because I'm Canadian.

Oh well! In that case a Special pressie for you.

Also some Background info to avoid inadvertent oopsies.

Isn't that what Felicia Day calls "Vaginal Fantasy"? God I have a massive geek crush on that woman. Not so much the looks (though she is bloody gorgeous) mainly because I'm attracted to smart and kooky. FUCKING CAR! I spent 2 hours this evening trying to get an emergency fan-belt to work....

basically just don't be These people.

I don't know how I would respond to that. perhaps it's just me but being polly seems to be nothing more than a big bucket of confusion and wiggling little problems.

How do you handle the jealousy thing? (I'm assuming that it comes up every once in a while)

If you do go to York, head to The Fudge Kitchen as well (it's near the Minster.) It's SO GOOD. And since you're near the Minster anyway have a meal that The Guy Fawkes Inn. Good food, fantastic drink and a very quirky atmosphere. Original wooden floors, gas lighting, real log fires, that sort of th...

Deedles wrote: Oh, and might I add, I don't even mind skimpy outfits. I may not be sexually attracted to females, but I can still appreciate the female form, which is f-ing delicious if you ask me.

You and I agree on many things, but I like this one the best.

I think I should probably remind you that in the UK we drive on the left (also known as the correct ) side of the road. When crossing the road it's Right-left-right not left-right-left. The only reason I mention this is because there's a small number of tourists each year from countries that drive o...

JESUS FUCK GET OFF MY CASE WOMAN. IT HAS BEEN TEN DAYS SINCE I GOT MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO NAG ME INTO TURNING IN MY STATEMENT OF INTENT TO REGISTER. I WILL NOT PUT IT OFF UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT. ALL YOU ARE DOING IS MAKING ME DELAY IT LONGER, BECAUSE I WANT TO TEACH YOU THAT NAGGIN...

Bloody Welsh, coming over here, taking our jobs, enjoying our sunshine, abusing our sheep.........



Ok, I'm going to stop this now, promise. Maybe.

I'm in London on the Saturday only for the Expo thing. But yeah, really you want to go to the North. Purely because it has neither London nor Birmingham. I don't know how much time you have up north but if you get the chance try and get out into the Yorkshire Dales. Once you get away from the indus...

LIES!

Wales contains nothing more than rain and damp, sexually abused sheep. Everybody knows that.

Merrymaker_Mortalis wrote:England? Isn't that a part of Wales?

In New Zealand the wildlife can be split into 3 categories: The odd, the endangered and the sheep.

In Australia there are 4: The odd, the endangered, the poisonous and the sheep.

In Wales you only have the sheep.