Granted! Chocolate is the new word for cow dung.
I wish I could stop procrastinating.
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- 29 Apr 2014, 16:03
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wish Corrupting Game
- Replies: 3646
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- 29 Apr 2014, 15:44
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
A bunch of idiots fasting for 40 days AND nights? Good, the world needs less stupid people. The other morning I woke up with my arms around the woman I love. I felt warm and contented, like every thing was where it was supposed to be. Then I woke up for real, realised that I've been on my own way to...
- 27 Apr 2014, 13:48
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
ARRRRGGGGGG!!! I've had two weeks to get ready for a test that goes towards my final grade tomorrow, have I studied, have I fuck. I know I should study, I planned to study, I set aside paid work to study, but every time I attempted to get down to it I've found something that needed my immediate atte...
- 04 Apr 2014, 07:29
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Turns out that I DID in fact get paid, just didn't get paid enough to come out of my overdraft.
- 03 Apr 2014, 18:49
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Thread of soothing cuteness
- Replies: 2662
- Views: 133715
- 01 Apr 2014, 15:59
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wish Corrupting Game
- Replies: 3646
- Views: 156514
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted: it's rotten squid flavoured.
I wish for clarity.
I wish for clarity.
- 01 Apr 2014, 15:40
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Turns out I can't eat nuts now. I'll have to go to the doctor and get a test done to confirm it all, but I'm pretty certain I'm allergic to nuts now. Which really sucks. Also, Canadian Tax season! Argh!!I hate doing my taxes. Especially when I have to wait on the Government to send me papers I need...
- 26 Jan 2014, 17:48
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Serious question: what the fuck is wrong with me? Right now I'm so lonely that it actually physically hurts.
- 20 Jan 2014, 13:02
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
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Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
But what really got me, is after practically spanking him, and directing him to at LEAST pull the power and close the blade, HE WENT RIGHT BACK TO WIPING IT DOWN!!!!!!! *sigh* Teenage illusion of invulnerability. Everyone has it at his age; hopefully he'll learn from this, but I'm still sad that he...
- 20 Jan 2014, 04:24
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
I have the flu, or a horrendous cold, or SOMETHING. All i know is that I have a sore throat, cold sweats and that the gunk coming up off my lungs is of a volume and concistity enough to waterproof the roof of an adverage domestic dwelling. Seriously, it's fucking NASTY. Also, today I am 90% sure tha...
- 13 Jan 2014, 09:04
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wish Corrupting Game
- Replies: 3646
- Views: 156514
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. However it is useless, everybody you wish to burn is fireproof.
I wish for clarity.
I wish for clarity.
- 23 Mar 2013, 08:28
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work ---> Sleep ---> Work -...
- 22 Mar 2013, 16:05
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wish Corrupting Game
- Replies: 3646
- Views: 156514
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, you're brain dead.
I wish my boss would die, or just otherwise fuck off.
I wish my boss would die, or just otherwise fuck off.
- 03 Feb 2013, 08:05
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
I just got a very strong impression that the girl I've had feelings for for years is in an abusive relationship... There is no possible way for this to end well. Nope, none at all. Sorry dude, for both you and her. New work hours: 0545 - 1600 Mon-Thurs then 5 hours a night Fri, Sat, Sun. What littl...
- 28 Jan 2013, 12:51
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Wish Corrupting Game
- Replies: 3646
- Views: 156514
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, they're all unimaginative variations of the first 5 generations.
I wish that things will look better in the morning.
I wish that things will look better in the morning.
- 25 Jan 2013, 17:59
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: The bad Jokes thread.
- Replies: 134
- Views: 7569
Re: The bad Jokes thread.
What have a laser beam and a goldfish got in common?
A:Neither of them can whistle.
And if anybody can name the novel that once came from then I shall give you 1000 awesome points [no cash value].
A:Neither of them can whistle.
And if anybody can name the novel that once came from then I shall give you 1000 awesome points [no cash value].
- 21 Jan 2013, 13:26
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
This sums it up better than I can. http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/263913_533653089989040_2043263571_n.jpg And dear lord, I have to start running stuff thought a spell checker. . Confidence is the real killer, but I'm not sure I can really offer anything on that in a single post. But d...
- 18 Jan 2013, 09:01
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
My loneliness is starting to bite again. Normally it's not to bad, it's just some low grade itch in the back of my mind that I can ignore most of the time. However sometimes something causes it to flare up and I cat this depressing, debilitating, overwhelming physical ache in my chest. Unfortunately...
- 14 Jan 2013, 16:28
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Thread of soothing cuteness
- Replies: 2662
- Views: 133715
- 27 Dec 2012, 04:20
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
It's been over a decade since Fox cancelled Firefly. Yes I'm still bitter about it. MinniChi: better to be safe than sorry. You won't regret bugging a couple of doctors. You WILL regret it if you don't persist and it turns out to be something serious (note: it probably isn't something serious, babie...
- 17 Dec 2012, 14:57
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: What's your favorite Fake 007 Porn Spoof Title? (NSFW, duh)
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1566
Re: What's your favorite Fake 007 Porn Spoof Title? (NSFW, d
I like For your Thighs Only
As for "On Her Man-Jizz-Titties Secreted Substance" , Eww.
Thunder cock-and-balls
The Quantum of Sausage
Diddle Another Day
You Only Cum Twice
The Man With The Golden Gonads.
As for "On Her Man-Jizz-Titties Secreted Substance" , Eww.
Thunder cock-and-balls
The Quantum of Sausage
Diddle Another Day
You Only Cum Twice
The Man With The Golden Gonads.
- 16 Dec 2012, 16:16
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Insomnia. Yay.
- 15 Dec 2012, 15:20
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Cybertrash wrote:You forgot The Young Ones
Oh God! They didn't?
Merrymaker_Mortalis wrote:Why, when I notice that the Radio Programme The Now Show has started up again, it's already on episode 6.
GOD DAMN IT
I'd just like to say that I've caught every episode and they're on top form this series ^^
- 14 Dec 2012, 06:25
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
- Replies: 7432
- Views: 438199
Re: Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules
Trust the internet people. Just...just trust it. It's a well documented fact that whenever an American studio buys the rights for a British film, TV show or some other IP and try to make an American version for their domestic market they will fuck it up. They will get rid of the very thing that mad...
- 14 Dec 2012, 05:54
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Thread of soothing cuteness
- Replies: 2662
- Views: 133715