Brad's history lessons are some of the best parts of this.

How many episodes of this are there?

I feel that I didn't explain myself properly. What I mean is: when seeing her still makes you smile, and when you are content just sitting next to her, talking or playing a game even after time spent apart, that is a good sign that it is more than a crush. I know I never felt that way with my ex and...

And because I am apparently two pages behind, Congrats Logic

I know I'm in love when I feel something close to fear around that person. The person shows up, and then my heart skips a beat, like I'm scared of him, but I'm glad to see him. If I hear his name the same thing might happen. That's the beginning though, so I guess some people might call it the crus...

I am totally pro-augmentation!

How about "I haven't found a way to gain access to a dead body yet" said with a straight face

You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.

Interesting, nice to have a word for it

I still belIeve that Matt has been secretly dating someone for years and has just been trolling us. Also thank you Tally, after your response this not thread no longer feels like it's invasive.

gcninja wrote:Did you or do you work for MNU?

Multi-National United? No but I did briefly work for the X-Com project

Cohere and Cambria gets tons of exposure, atleast near me.

I prefer Pop Punk (as much as I hate the name). The more mainstream bands like Blink are OK but my personal favorites are Ludo and We are the in Crowd. Ludo's Broken Bride is one of the best rock operas I have heard.

I want to take you home
and start a family
But all the stars in Texas
Ain't got nothin' on your eyes
When you say let's hit it one more time

Turns out testing energy and plasma based projectile weapons on captured extraterrestrial subjects is "inhumane" and "immoral" and "wrong"

Try driving in Connecticut, there's a reason we have a certain deregotory term for their drivers. They drive like there is absolutely no one else on road pulling towards the middle line to make a right hand turn, no turn signal, turning left while cutting people in the on coming traffic off, etc

Well my sisters high school and several other schools in the area have received shooting threats for tomorrow. Most likely because they don't want to go to school the Friday before a vacation, but it could have something to do with the end of the world

World War Z

No cat can ever hate James, he simply allows them to pretend so humans do not think them weak

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, to meet James so he can tell them what to relate to his followers

Whenever the US steps Out of line James punishes them by unleashing his secret weapons. First came Bryan Adams, then Celine Dion, and most recently Justin Beiber. The US has learned the error of their ways and are currently in negotiations with James to join him

James has met extraterrestrial life, and he is the sole reason that they refuse to invade Earth

Someone once threw a penny off of the Empire State Building, hitting James on the head immediately causing the penny to implode creating the first example of a nuclear exploding leading to the creation of the Manhattan project.

James knows what the sound of one hand clapping is.

When the Mayans were creating their calander they asked James to pick a number. They used that number to determine how many days their calander would consist of

Had a roommate during undergrad who wanted to buy a handgun and keep it in our apartment ( on campus). I told him if I ever saw a gun in our place I was calling campus safety. He didn't talk to me for more than a week, but never did get that gun.

Master Gunner wrote:I've seen it happen, and you are a pretty awesome dude.

Not as awesome as James, to clarify, but no one ever is.

I disagree Matt and James are both obviously celestial beings using humanity as pawns in their giant interstellar (and possibly interdemensional) game of wits and strategy.