Man, I am really having trouble with those shooting-related puzzles. I think in this next part I'm supposed to Use Gun on Man, but I'm not sure.

Ah, Canada Day. The one day of the year when I can put maple syrup in all of my food without fear of faux pas.

Horse racing: the sport of kings.
Drag racing: the sport of queens.

A group of elderly judges learn to overcome the many trials and travails that arise when one of them suffers from a ruptured scrotum. I call it: The Ball is in Your Court.

ZOMGPUPPY

She's not quite that young anymore, but man was she ever adorable.

Which is a shame, since I had a lot of fun when I went downtown for game 2.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout Till you have drench'd our buttocks, soil'd the air! You sulph'rous and thought-executing farts, Stench-couriers to pants-cleaving thunderbolts, Singe my white nose! And thou, all-shaking thunder, Strike flat the th...

I really hope the HBC building doesn't burn down, because we don't really have that many nice old buildings...

Wow. This is just shameful. I hope everyone, especially the Boston fans, make it out ok.

So lightsabers have basically gone the way of the razor? Now introducing the all-new Schick Fusion QuattroSaber Micropulse Pro: with an unparalleled total of four blades, to deliver a messier decapitation every time.

Aaaaagh. I thought we were done with this crap!

Yeah, I almost got shut out after I popped out to get drinks. Luckily, the other people I was watching with figured out what had happened, and were able to plead with the police on my behalf.

Man, that was an amazing game to watch at CBC Plaza, especially since it was actually nice weather for once.

Have any of you ever had Saure Johannesbeeren? I've only ever seen them at one store. If you haven't, I'm definitely going to bring some to PAX or something because these candies are amazing.

I also just got to Vice Desk, and I just want to say I totally called it.

If you need another person, I'd be interested. I've never played WoD before, but it seems that I wouldn't be the only one.

Oh hey, 100 posts.

Brian Blessed.

Worst question to be asked on a live quiz show.

So I was really bored, and I made these. http://imageshack.us/m/545/4134/graph1000s.jpg http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3793/graph100s.jpg http://imageshack.us/m/707/9695/graph10s.jpg http://imageshack.us/m/84/753/graph1s.jpg For reference, there are 4384 members of this forum, so basically, abou...

Not only is my dog terrified of the vacuum, she runs away from the swiffer. THE SWIFFER.

Dutch guy wrote:Some people apparently live under a rock, as they don't know how Steven Fry is.

It was bizarre. I only ended up finding two people who knew who he was. Clearly all my other friends are uncultured buffoonish louts with whom I should no longer associate.

I was talking to some of my friends about an episode of QI that I had seen, and they had no idea who Stephen Fry is.

If we can play like we did in the third period for more than twenty minutes, we should do better next game.

Jesus, those first two periods were painful to watch.