April 11 - The Deal

[Graham]

James wasn't at the meeting, so I had to do it. Sorry it was late.

[Red Charlie]

Don't worry I still wub you..

[AmazingPjotrMan]

Question... what the hell was the challenge cause I could barely make out a word, lest of all the... "askee?"

Edit: Wait I think I get it now, but no promises, so if someone could clarify that would be GREAT.

[YamaroV2]

The flash game in question is

INDESTRUCTOTANK

Best fucking flash game ever. Srsly.

[dark_realm]

morgan, you have just doomed me to hours of playing elastomania....

[Melendwyr]

Aw, man. Does this mean my script'll never get used?

TuT

[tak197]

Thank you, thank you *takes a bow*

I have arrived.

Anyway, I do want to thank Matt, because if it wasn't for him being himself, i would apparently not be Made of fruit in brazil.

BTW, i took French and I only caught like half of the thing Morgan suggested. Can you tell me what he said? In French? Cuz i think i may have caught it.

EDIT: A little piece of Bill with me all the time? Should I be worried or disturbed? lol JK!

[Melendwyr]

It's how they found the music for "X Ways to Y".

It's also better than "Fap fap fap", which is the other phrase that anecdote brings to mind.

[zombine]

Does the ASCII have to be LRR-lated?

[Lavos]

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Screw the arms.
I can fix it up but it would look better on notepad.

[emma]

Man, guys, remember when the LRRcasts used to be just Graham and Paul?

4 people is a lot of people.

[Misty]

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Yeah, I'm a cheapo.

[Lavos]

This is what its suppose to look like, if that counts. Since the code messed it up sorta.

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[Lavos]

Thats 4:36 of underpantaloons btw.

[emma]

T-shirt = bought. Was I the first? Because it would be pretty awesome if I was. I will post a picture and everything when I get it. But now I totally owe my father $31 >_<

And man, I really am not excited for this challenge. I really, really suck at this. Oh well!

[Lavos]

Probably didn't hear if they said anything about this but a sweater?

[emma]

Well, the store right now just has shortsleeved/longsleeved t-shirts. I don't think they said anything about sweaters.

[Lavos]

If a sweater comes out, expect an autobuy.

[tak197]

So anyway, I thought I would go ahead and post the declared winners of this week's challenge, since they were clearly both really awesome.

Runner-up:

Morgan vanHumbeck, World-Renown Tantricist, Dies at Age 57

Morgan vanHumbeck, a Canadian artist who emerged from obscurity to bring respectability to the previously disreputable art of erotic massage, died tragically during an art exhibit in New York on Tuesday. He was 57.

Although his popularization of Tantric practices and invention of Porn-O-Vision brought him considerable fame, vanHumbeck was best known for the thirty-two-hour "Love-In" that restarted the Middle Eastern peace process and resulted in the Israeli-Palestinian Treaty of 2019, the accomplishment that ultimately earned him the Nobel Peace Prize.

VanHumbeck was performing a piece entitled "Cushion for the Pushin'" at the Metropolitan Museum of Art when the jumbo-sized sofa bed on which he was lying gave way, leaving him pinned under a mass of participants. Rescue crews rushed to the scene, but were unable to revive him. "He died as he lived," reported one onlooker, "nude and covered in pudding."

He is survived by six wives, four girlfriends, twelve mistresses, and approximately fifty children.

Services will be held in full pirate regalia at the One True Church of RAmen, Reformed, this Friday.

And the winner is me!!!!1:

Matt:

Police are still searching for their top suspect in the brutal electrocution death of Matt Wiggins, age 25 of Victoria BC. It is believed that the suspect has curly brown hair, a grey hoodie, duct tape, juggling bags, and answers to the name “A. Mac”. Matt’s father told the press, “I knew something was wrong when I didn’t hear a litany of swearing from the basement. As I rushed down to see what was going on, I saw the killer standing over Matt’s body yelling, ‘That’ll stop your goddamn complaining, PC. Rot in hell.’ That’s when I knew that we were dealing with a maniac.” Police warn the public that the suspect is armed and an extreme douchebag.

Good luck to all on this week's challenge. I would attempt to do it, but I have no clue whatsoever as to how I could begin this. Plus I have an animation project to start, and American Cancer Society's Relay For Life is this weekend, so I will be spending saturday and sunday camping out at the relay site.

[eiopqrtuwy]

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Wow, that took awhile. I hope you enjoy It.

Edit: Gah! Too many edits! I'm done, no seriously. Take it or leave it.

[darkduck]

you win my internet.

[AmazingPjotrMan]

Yeah... sadly, this is something that I'm far too lazy to do actually.

[Freestyle Lumberjack]

Original Tetris didn't end at 200. You could, however, still beat it in B mode and see a kickin' ending cinematic with dancing russians and a spaceship taking off (no joke).

[Borkz]

Balloon fight is awesome! I much advise DLing a rom.

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