Postby Mouse » 24 Apr 2007, 11:13
Dr Frankenjam wrote:Pretzelcoatl wrote:My entry for this week’s "challenge":
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Rodriguez held his breath as he saw Riley approach the crime scene.
“Good evening, detective,” the cop whispered throatily. He removed his sunglasses to better undress the other man with his eyes. What hurculean physique lay beneath the detective’s well-pressed suit? How he ached to know!
“Evening,” came the curt reply.
“Twelve dead on the tilt-a-whirl, no witnesses.” The midday sun beat down on the amusement park. Rodriguez couldn’t help but notice the sweat that formed around Riley’s soft eyes and dripped down his chiseled jaw. What a hunk of man-meat.
“Alright, here’s what went down. The tilt-a-whirl was invented in 1926 by famed woodworker Herbert Sellner. The Tin Man is a woodworker from the Wizard of Oz -- Oz is an award winning drama show on what network? HBO. Encrypting the letters ‘HBO’ into alphanumeric form…”
“Dammit, Riley!” Rodriguez exclaimed. “I can’t keep up this charade any longer! You’ve figured out every crime you’ve ever seen, but you could never deduce my true feelings for you!”
“Roddy…” he inched closer and stared deep into the policeman’s eyes, his own blazing with a fiery passion.
“Somehow, I always knew.”
Rodriguez stood transfixed, his breaths coming in shallow bursts. Riley drew closer yet, until he was less than a hair’s breadth away. Sparks flew through the air.
“Follow me,” he whispered. “I know a great place behind the hot dog stand. Bring your handcuffs.”
*SCENE MISSING*
Is it me or is it hot in here?...
Just you.
(What
is this about? Who
are these people?)
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Mouse on 24 Apr 2007, 11:21, edited 1 time in total.
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-If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
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-Meddle ye not with dragons, for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup