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PAUL. HE FUCKINS KILLS COMBINES AND SAVES EVERYONE FROM ALIENS. NOT TO MENTION THE GUY WITH GIGANTIC BALLS IN HALFLIFE 1.
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PAUL. HE FUCKINS KILLS COMBINES AND SAVES EVERYONE FROM ALIENS. NOT TO MENTION THE GUY WITH GIGANTIC BALLS IN HALFLIFE 1.
Alja-Markir wrote:I must have missed the video that featured two thousand pounds of soiled panties. Link? *grins*
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If Gamera came you would obbviously use the Blend-tech blender from OverDue...Because come on it could blend fucking anything.
mistyladybug wrote:JER!!! Why do you have Pearl? Ewwwwwww. Dear God, Diamond is so much more awesome (You get Larvitar for petesake. That should be reason enough.)
Allen! wrote:I know, it confused and aroused me.
Also made me hate him more.
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Jer and Graham would use their light sabres, since light sabres are awesome and can cut through pretty much anything. Space turtle shell? PFFT. Like a hot knife through butter!
NecroVale wrote:mistyladybug wrote:JER!!! Why do you have Pearl? Ewwwwwww. Dear God, Diamond is so much more awesome (You get Larvitar for petesake. That should be reason enough.)
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The LRR Team would need only a couple things to fight off Gamera-
POLYHEDRAL DICE!!!
Not only for the fact that someone could botch a roll and summon Cthulhu (which we all know can wipe the floor with Gamera) but cause Paul would come in and make Gamera watch that educational film, and that instantly makes any relatively intelligent creature go insane and/or commit suicide.
Problem solved.
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Truth is, we could not defeat Gamera should he attack the Earth. However, we could easily use the black box to find out what did and didn't work for next time he decided to show up.
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Jer and Graham would use their light sabres, since light sabres are awesome and can cut through pretty much anything. Space turtle shell? PFFT. Like a hot knife through butter!
I win for lack of originality.
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Graham and Andy would use an assortment of devastating weaponry from Sound Wars to delay the evil monster while the rest of the LRR crew evacuates though The Mirror. The Mirror transports them to an alternate dimension where Gamera doesn't exist. Of course Graham and Andy quickly follow and they are safe from Gamera because he could never fit through such a tiny opening.
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A brick, a three inch length of string, two purple marbles, an Austrian Turkish phrase book, and an empty can of Happy Valley brand flaked tuna naturally with all the excess bits of lid cut out from the inside so I do not cut myself.
mistyladybug wrote:Sorry, but Larvitar doesn't hold up against Scyther in my book. Bug types generally suck ass, but Scyther makes up for it by being kickass-looking and having an equally awesome evolution. (Scizor pwns)
eiopqrtuwy wrote:mistyladybug wrote:Sorry, but Larvitar doesn't hold up against Scyther in my book. Bug types generally suck ass, but Scyther makes up for it by being kickass-looking and having an equally awesome evolution. (Scizor pwns)
I personally don't acknowledge the existence of both said Larvitar and Scizor because last time I checked:
There are only 150 Pokemon
The Trading Cards were discontinued after Fossil.
And I refuse to believe otherwise
Plus Scyther kicks plenty of ass without imaginary evolutions.
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So it seems clear that Gamera would get really fed up trying to open cans with his clawed appendages -- surely the reason he turned evil. If we gave him the EZed Beer Spout™ he'd relax and have a few cold ones with the survivors of Victoria.
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Linux. Paul would just have to install Linux on the Gamera. rendering it completely non-functional. A fully customizable giant turtle-shaped brick.
Until the community steps up and writes new drivers for it that is...
eiopqrtuwy wrote:mistyladybug wrote:Sorry, but Larvitar doesn't hold up against Scyther in my book. Bug types generally suck ass, but Scyther makes up for it by being kickass-looking and having an equally awesome evolution. (Scizor pwns)
I personally don't acknowledge the existence of both said Larvitar and Scizor because last time I checked:
There are only 150 Pokemon
The Trading Cards were discontinued after Fossil.
And I refuse to believe otherwise
Plus Scyther kicks plenty of ass without imaginary evolutions.
Dr Frankenjam wrote:eiopqrtuwy wrote: There are only 150 Pokemon
And I refuse to believe otherwise
Uh, What about Mew?
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