June 13 - Morgans Problem

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 14 Jun 2007, 10:08

remind me to punch them in the tit

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 14 Jun 2007, 11:28

Graham wrote:
tak197 wrote:Don't you guys need a commercial license to drive it?

Nope, because we're all "friends and family". Matt looked into it.

Seriously, the only thing standing in our way is the price tag.

Sweet! And I assume that a LRR bus would have to be painted with a LRR logo.

And if it has a stop sign, you should TOTALLY look into modifying it.

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 14 Jun 2007, 11:39

Red Charlie wrote:I completely got fed up trying to hear the main conversation over Matt and Bills talking above everyone else's conversation.

We try to explain that talking over other people when it's being recorded is dumb... but they don't seem to get it.

Corax · Postby **Corax** » 14 Jun 2007, 12:26

i think you get paid to donate plasma, not sure how much but you got about 10 people

Sieg Reyu · Postby **Sieg Reyu** » 14 Jun 2007, 13:29

Sell half of Matts unopened games. That should be enough.

Failing that, try selling random stuff on ebay. You never know what completely useless item you have people would die for on ebay. One guy sold a booger for a mill, or so I hear. A woman sold her virginity. You could sell Matt's puberty because it seems as though he has no plans of installing it. Oh, another good idea that wouldn't pay for all of it, but a good bit

SEASON THREE DVDS!!!

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 14 Jun 2007, 13:49

i have solved our problems! i will donate sperm!

Alex Steacy · Postby **Alex Steacy** » 14 Jun 2007, 14:07

Morgan wrote:i have solved our problems! i will donate sperm!

I assume that by that you mean you're going to go up to randomly selected women and skeet on them.

...Then ask them to pay for it.

mosespippy · Postby **mosespippy** » 14 Jun 2007, 14:22

Have you guys concidered working in Alberta for a month? The cost of rent may be huge, but if you pooled your money and bought a trailer and drove to alberta, a group of you could work for a month and probably make $15000, and rent would be non existent. You just need to find a place to park your trailer.

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 14 Jun 2007, 15:17

Corax wrote:i think you get paid to donate plasma, not sure how much but you got about 10 people

No, you get paid to sell plasma. Donation is when you give something away for free.

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Where would this bus be stored? Who'd pay to fill it with gas? What kind of fuel is required? Where would you get replacement parts if it broke down?

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 14 Jun 2007, 15:24

Methods:

Put up a donation link for forumgoers to give you money.
Sell your blood.
Have cast members accept challenges to eat various unholy things and put up videos of the process on the site in exchange for renumeration and the cost of the exotic foodlike substances. Bill once made $20 - surely you could collectively make much, much more.
You all still have both kidneys, right?
Take out a low-interest loan.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 14 Jun 2007, 15:59

You could simply ask me to lend you 15,000 dollars (or a tad more in case of taxes and stuff).

After all, I am a very wealthy guy due to inheritence.

:)

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 14 Jun 2007, 16:13

CyberTractor wrote:After all, I am a very wealthy guy due to inheritence.

Method #6: Off your relatives.

Alex Steacy · Postby **Alex Steacy** » 14 Jun 2007, 16:52

CyberTractor wrote:You could simply ask me to lend you 15,000 dollars (or a tad more in case of taxes and stuff).

After all, I am a very wealthy guy due to inheritence.

O rly?

It's not my descision, but HAY GRAHAM! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

emma · Postby **emma** » 14 Jun 2007, 16:55

Maybe you should kidnap a celebrity and ask for a 15,000 dollar ransom?

Lord Chrusher · Postby **Lord Chrusher** » 14 Jun 2007, 16:57

Grow Op. Only weed takes longer than a month to grow.

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 14 Jun 2007, 17:53

Lord Chrusher wrote:Grow Op. Only weed takes longer than a month to grow.

Don't worry, I will give lrr some of my weed.

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 14 Jun 2007, 21:37

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tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 14 Jun 2007, 21:58

BioLife as far as i know, pays 50 dollars US per donation and its only allowed 2 times a month, but you can refer ppl to it and get a bonus.

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 14 Jun 2007, 22:00

Honestly, street shows are the best.
Get a license. Bill has experience as a circus freak, so hes a damn circus freak. Morgan has experience in both gay and straight sex. Paul can sell his beard for the touching, graham can use his charm to get girls to give him money, jer can have geek showdowns, for a price. Matt can sell his shit, James can be in one of those "hit the target and he falls in water things"
Kathleen can talk her friends into "fancy dancing"

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 14 Jun 2007, 22:10

Lavos wrote:Honestly, street shows are the best.
Get a license. Bill has experience as a circus freak, so hes a damn circus freak. Morgan has experience in both gay and straight sex. Paul can sell his beard for the touching, graham can use his charm to get girls to give him money, jer can have geek showdowns, for a price. Matt can sell his shit, James can be in one of those "hit the target and he falls in water things"
Kathleen can talk her friends into "fancy dancing"

A) a DUNK TANK?

B) Fancy Walking

C) With a little tweaking, you may be onto something. Novelty sells well.

Sieg Reyu · Postby **Sieg Reyu** » 14 Jun 2007, 22:35

BLAST! You got it wrong. I said Mar-e-o was correct. Mar, as in the planet minus s, E, as in the letter, o as in the letter. The one you kept saying. I said mare-e-o, the one you accused me of saying, was wrong. In a bunch of the podcasts James, I think Matt, and a couple of others say Mare, as in a horse, E, as in the letter, o, as in the letter.

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 14 Jun 2007, 22:48

Alja-Markir wrote:200 Plus Active Members
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Revenue From Revver Ads
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Lots of Video Viewing, Slow Trickle of Money, Completely Possible and Legal

Well, I wouldn't say that's working quite at the right speed so far...

Misty · Postby **Misty** » 14 Jun 2007, 23:14

Alex Steacy wrote:
CyberTractor wrote:You could simply ask me to lend you 15,000 dollars (or a tad more in case of taxes and stuff).

After all, I am a very wealthy guy due to inheritence.

O rly?

It's not my decision, but HAY GRAHAM! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

I'm only quoting this cause I sincerely hope CT wasn't joking.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 15 Jun 2007, 00:37

mistyladybug wrote:
Alex Steacy wrote:It's not my decision, but HAY GRAHAM! WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

I'm only quoting this cause I sincerely hope CT wasn't joking.

So does the crew and I'm sure everyone else. Cuz should they get the bus, then we all will be happy.

Is it too much to get pictures for motivation?

Also, another fundraiser you could do is a tape war. If you remember that thing where you would pay $3 for a yard long piece of duct tape to put on someone so that they would eventually stick to the wall and a chair could be removed from under them? Well, try doing that with like two people and in the end, the one who is taped up the longest will win. Kinda like voting with money.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 15 Jun 2007, 01:31

O.O

I was joking. If I had a large inheritance, I would have already bought the DVDs and more than enough shirts to supply myself, friends, and several small African towns.

My apologies. <_<;

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