July 11th - It's Very Simple

James · Postby **James** » 11 Jul 2007, 23:20

Sorry guys. The cast is ready to go but i can't seem to get the upload working right now. All tonight it has been getting to about 25% and then stopping. I will try again in the morning.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 11 Jul 2007, 23:47

Excuses, Excuses. If I wasn't having those problems too, I'd be pretty pissed off.

James · Postby **James** » 12 Jul 2007, 07:41

ITS UP!

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 12 Jul 2007, 11:02

NO GRAHAM
Oh no..

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 12 Jul 2007, 11:06

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The year is 201X.

The Appocalypse has finally arrived. Mankind's rampant technological growth over the past few decades has come at the price of a catastrophic destabilization of political and military power. With mounting unrest from discontent citizens the world over, national governments resorted to desperate measures in an attemot to reassert their influence over the masses. Rioting and revolution were in the air, but as global society shifted and crumbling, humankind's hopes for a better tommorow were lost in the tides of blood. The Third World War began and ended within a single day.

Civilization has been limping on ever since, crippled by the horrors of war. The Middle East is a radioactive slagpit. Europe is dotted by countless nuclear craters, their eerie glow across the night sky a testament to the lost centers of culture, and the millions of lost lives. Asia was heavily decimated, with China as the epicenter for many occidental nuclear strikes. Wind carried nuclear fallout has killed almost all crops in the region. In Africa, all but the most remote regions are embroiled in a massive bloodbath, while far across the Atlantic ocean, the once proud United States of America has been slowly bleeding to death since the loss of both its vital coastlines to the ravages of countless of thermonuclear missiles.

There is, however, hope for survival. South America is relatively untouched, and the disparate peoples of the region have seemingly set aside their petty conflicts in a desperate bid for a better future. Japan, though having suffered four major nuclear strikes, continues on as a beacon of hope, and as the world's last major source of advanced technology. And lastly, far across the Pacific Ocean, seemingly forgotten in the flurry of intercontinental missiles, Canada remains North America's last, best hope.

Acting as makeshift refugee camp for any survivors that can reach her shores, the great Canadian Nation is led by a ragtag group of fearless young men, brave young leaders who have driven to reunite the broken people of this shattered world. Although their pasts lie shrouded in mystery, the people of Canada have nevertheless come to place their trust in these courageous and effective innovators. Testamount of their capabilities, and key in winning the support of almost all Canadians, was their amazing work in managing to restore most of Canada's electronic communications within a mere five days of the Appocalypse. These upstart radicals are known by their mantra, a technological symbol of the coming age of electronic rebirth...

Loading.
Ready.
Run.

.....Transmission Ends.

~Alja-Markir~

Tensen01 · Postby **Tensen01** » 12 Jul 2007, 11:33

I will say one thing...

I've seen the Moody Blues THREE times!!

And I would so see them Three more! Excellent concert with excellent music.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 12 Jul 2007, 11:36

Um thank you for answering my questions, though I really am not THAT offensive. In fact, I freely admit to those qualities and am comfortable talking about them.

Besides, the forum rank "Most Offensive LRR Forum Member" would be like playing hot potato: at any given time, any of us could have that, even the crew. So in the meantime, just chill, and get ready for your road trip.

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 12 Jul 2007, 12:54

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In an attempt to foil Lavos's plans, Graham and Paul and James and Bill and Morgan and Matt and Ben and Adam and Kathleen and Ash and Andy all try to go into the air plane ship thing called Epoch [period] but then its asplode killing matt [period] and only matt [period] cause matt was the first to get into the ship named epoch [comma] clogging the entrance.

SO Graham and Paul and James and Bill and Morgan and NOT MATT and Ben and Adam and Kathleen and Ash and Andy tried going into the internet via Matt's fat anus [period] but just as Morgan willingly went in [comma] Matt had a sudden burst of S [dot] E [dot] D that ASPLODED INTO MORGANS FACE [period] Morgan [comma] actually liking the anus [comma] willingly cleaned it up himself [period]

Graham and Paul and James and Bill and Morgan and NOT MATT and Ben and Adam and Kathleen and Ash and Andy were all sitting down trying to think of an idea to foil the evil genius awesomest coolest raddest guy named Lavos [period] Bill blurts out "lets stack satanics!" and PAUL LAUGHS AT HIM EVEN THOUGH PAUL DOESN'T PLAY! USELESS CAPITOLS AND STUFF GO HERE. 

Eventually Graham and Paul and James and Bill and Morgan and NOT MATT and Ben and Adam and Kathleen and Ash and Andy just give up, and Lavos dominates face.

But at the prime of his dominance..... while he was searching the pr0n...
"loading....ready....run?"

Kipher · Postby **Kipher** » 12 Jul 2007, 12:59

HA I entered in the last LRR challenge, and was one of the two people eligible to win, but still lost! Oh well, I only entered cause I was bored. I had no motivation on wining.

Well I'm going to California today so I can go to Sac-anime convention, so I don't have time to write a prologue. But I will eventually get to it...maybe.

Also if I find a way to stay in California till the 26th I will go to Comic-con!!!! Also thats if I have any money yet, cause I spend a shit load of money at each convention I go to.

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 12 Jul 2007, 14:04

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Your lives are forfeit, LRR team.
Hearing your discussion of my lulz generating shit is awesome.

I hate you, Bill. So very much. You're dead. Es muy finito.

GG, I lose. =(

True fact: James did, also, for a time, play Furgaydia. (Umm no i didn't) Umm yes you did.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 12 Jul 2007, 14:08

This was D_R's entry into last weeks podcast. Is this who we think it is?

Yukikaze · Postby **Yukikaze** » 12 Jul 2007, 15:27

Hey, I used to play Furcadia. My youngest siblings still do. I didn't have any friends, and real life caught up.

I would like to mention that the Book of D'Ni is the 3rd book in the series, and the only one I haven't read yet. I still have my Book of Ti'Anna, which is the second in the series. And yes, Paul, it is very depressing that you can't actually go to other worlds by opening books the way you can in Myst.

Hey, this gives me an idea for an askLRR!

Jer · Postby **Jer** » 12 Jul 2007, 16:27

Yukikaze wrote:Hey, I used to play Furcadia. My youngest siblings still do. I didn't have any friends, and real life caught up.

I would like to mention that the Book of D'Ni is the 3rd book in the series, and the only one I haven't read yet. I still have my Book of Ti'Anna, which is the second in the series. !

That sounds familiar. Honestly, I don't remember a lot beyond a female protagonist and digging machines . . . and Graham still has the book.

I know I read one of them, at any rate . . .

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 12 Jul 2007, 16:50

tak197 wrote: Is this who we think it is?

It is, but it's been posted before D_R posted it. Back when zits were keen and the boys are skinny. Oh won't you please take me home to the 90's...

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 12 Jul 2007, 16:51

Search graham stark on google images, no big deal.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 12 Jul 2007, 16:53

That 250 experience points just leveled me. Ha! Now I am the winner.

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 12 Jul 2007, 19:41

Lavos wrote:Search graham stark on google images, no big deal.

GRAHAM???

No lack of commitment here, just don't know anyone! You never answered my question about posting them of ourselves!

edit: If I have time, I'll do this one. I've been swamped lately.

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 12 Jul 2007, 21:29

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    Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
    Graham: What happen ?
    Bill: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    Paul: We get signal.
    Graham: What !
    Paul: Main screen turn on.
    Graham: It's you !!
    BOLL: How are you gentlemen !!
    BOLL: All your base are belong to us.
    BOLL: You are on the way to destruction.
    Graham: What you say !!
    BOLL: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    BOLL: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
    BILL: Captain !! 
    Graham: Take off every 'Zig' !!
    Graham: You know what you doing.
    Graham: Move 'Zig'.
    Graham: For great justice.

*bow*

Bill · Postby **Bill** » 12 Jul 2007, 21:51

Truer fact: I'm a big homo!

(you forget i have the power to edit!)
[no I didn't I was hoping you would]

Question to James: what's the going rate on a furryjob?

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 12 Jul 2007, 22:04

Bill wrote:Truer fact:Allen's was once James love slave.

:O

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 12 Jul 2007, 22:23

Bill wrote:Truer fact: Bills a big homo.

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 12 Jul 2007, 23:09

I lol'd

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 13 Jul 2007, 01:38

I lol'd really hard at the edits

Fumbles · Postby **Fumbles** » 13 Jul 2007, 06:21

Has Graham hear this weeks podcast yet?

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 13 Jul 2007, 09:57

Fumbles wrote:Has Graham hear this weeks podcast yet?

Yes?

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