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Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 20:41**

Man this video has gotten a lot bigger than most of us expected. Horray!

Also heres a podcast.

Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 20:43**

First!

Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 21:36**

Listening to Paul's audio put graphic depictions of sex and violence in my head, the audio put the images in my head. It gave me bad thoughts I demand the podcast be destroyed and Paul banished from the planet

Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 22:04**

Listening now, Comments later

Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 22:25**

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ONE NIGHT ONLY!
LLR Presents:

Walrus The Musical!

The heroic tale of Billy the Bear, as he defends his island home from an evil inflatable walrus! Along his journey he meets a magical Witch who gives him the magical power of Priapism! Santa Claus also joins the party when the workout room of his tropical vacation home is trampled!

Staring:

Morgan vanHumbeck    as    Billy the Bear
Ash Vickers    as    The "Good" Witch
Jer Petter    as    Santa Claus

This is a first for me. Let's see how I do.

Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 22:57**

Graham wins this podcast for his "doubles" statement.

OMG MATT IS A WINDY, WINDY, FUCKER.

Posted: **30 Jan 2008, 23:58**

Listen and win.

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 00:10**

Im pretty sure there's a Star Trek episode where a crew member got accused of spreading bad thoughts and some aliens actually got violent from it and they would forcefully remove them from the minds of the aliens. I'm pretty sure it was Voyager.

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 00:14**

THERE IS A GOD!

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Loadingreadyrun Presents:

The Walrus Trilogy.

Follow the smash hit cast of such Loadingreadyrun presentations as "How To Talk Like A Rapper", "Ways To Get Arrested" and "Halo; How Did It Come True?" in the astonishing adventures through the magical lands of Dantooine*. Watch as they fight through hordes of Orcs, subdue the packs of furry Tauren and outwit the clumps of hideous Trolls to acquire the sacred Golden Walrus(tm) in a race against the clock. Additionally, see little Timmy struggle with his Werebearness, seductive Elvira deal with becoming the mistress of the night and Chuckles the clown grapple with his sexual orientation. 

With a musical score produced by the world renowned 64K, you can only ask yourself this one thing:

Can you handle the Walrus?

Coming this fall.

*Not in any way affiliated with the similarly named Tatooine.

Featuring:
Morgan vanHumbeck as Timmy the Werebear      
Ash Vickers as Elvira, Mistress of the Night.
Jer Petter as Chuckles the Confused Clown.

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 00:48**

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I AM THE WALRUS: A Musical Journey

Transport yourself to a metaphysical universe, where creatures and humans live amongst each other and prosper in freedom within the world of LRRton IV. Their lives are treated with equality and are ruled under fair and caring leadership of highly respected peers. It is a time of peace in a place of harmony, but soon all of that will change.

An evilly powerful witch and part-time swimsuit model, by the name of Ashgul the Seducer, hatches a plan to corrupt the peace of LRRton IV with a mass invasion of her personal army, the BC Sex Party. The first phases of her dastardly plan succeed to tip the balance of the world, and as the warriors of LRR fight their sex-crazed enemies, a grim feeling of inevitable defeat begins to approach the peace-loving animals and people.

And thus, in this time of despair, a hero rises to counter the enemy. Willy the Walrus, a specially-trained and lawful mercenary, pledges to stop the advance of Ashgul and her army of the BC Sex Party, as well as wiping out their threat of global domination once once and for all. Accompanied by his talented partners, Barnable the Bear and Santa Claus (Attack of the Yuletide Terrorists), Willy gathers the remaining force of peace-loving humans and animals and readies them for a battle that will decide the fate of LRRton IV -- forever.

With musical score from John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, and direction and casting by the crew members of LoadingReadyRun.com, this will be a thrilling adventure that you don't want to miss.

Coming soon...

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 01:14**

Unlucky wrote:THERE IS A GOD!
*More to come*

Oooooh. I only just realized listening to it again last night that one rather "Unlucky" forum member was you

I got my name mentioned without intending! Yay!

Nice podcast. Oxford, I forgive you again.

I need some of Graham's doubles.

On the whole though, solid podcast.

And, another edit: Jer, thanks for explaining your vision impediment (probably wrong word). I heard half the story when I logged on some time in Desert Bus.

GRAHAM PAUL BILL MORGAN L2 GET A LICENSE

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 14:56**

I've got some vintage 1970's "cards" if Graham wants to trade any doubles that he has.

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Loading Ready Records Presents: "OMG Bears" by 64K.  The video features footage of the band on the stage, as well as showing the story of an unfortunate witch.  A muscle man is seen trying to convince the witch to go for a hike.  She has a rational fear of bears, but eventually agrees to go.  In the woods they run into a bear that is trying to kung-fu their ass.  The muscle man dies. The witch summons a shark, the natural enemy of bears.  The shark is a witch shark, and summons a walrus to defend them, but because the shark is a novice at witchcraft, it is an inflateable walrus, not a real one, and they all get killed, and the bear sets it up to look like the shark did it.

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 20:07**

theINC wrote:And, another edit: Jer, thanks for explaining your vision impediment (probably wrong word). I heard half the story when I logged on some time in Desert Bus.

Yeah it's the wrong word. A vision impediment is if Jer had an eyepatch surgically attached to one of his eye sockets. He has a vision impairment, though it sounds more like a neurologic issue. How to test that theory, we'll never know. Because I failed that part of my Anatomy class.

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 20:15**

tak197 wrote:
theINC wrote:And, another edit: Jer, thanks for explaining your vision impediment (probably wrong word). I heard half the story when I logged on some time in Desert Bus.

Yeah it's the wrong word. A vision impediment is if Jer had an eyepatch surgically attached to one of his eye sockets. He has a vision impairment, though it sounds more like a neurologic issue. How to test that theory, we'll never know. Because I failed that part of my Anatomy class.

Initially I wrote "imperiment" as a strange conglomeration of impediment + impairment. Thanks for the right word.

Posted: **31 Jan 2008, 20:38**

Needed more violent clown sex.

I actually did look at the clip of the Mass Effect "sex scene." IMO, it's a bit erotic, nothing terribly pornographic, but would definitely merit an M rating on whatever game it's in. Probably not an AO rating.

So... I guess everything's good.

Posted: **01 Feb 2008, 07:04**

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I was under the impression that the secret video was going to be an educational video on the inner workings of the Parliament of Canada. Dick Clark and his American Bandstand comprise the Speaker of the Senate,  while a giant inflatable walrus represents the Speaker of the House of Commons. 

The witch, bear, and the muscle man are obviously senators from their respective provinces, Saskatchewitch, New Bearswick, and Muscle Man-itoba. All the rest of the senators would be out to lunch, which is why they missed the shooting and are still alive today. 

Man, you guys in Canada have the coolest government. 

Unfortunately, since it was never filmed, millions of children around the world will go their whole lives without knowing or caring how the Canadian government works. Ironically, in 2018, it has predicted that this will cause a massive outbreak of Dysentery in Luxembourg, but no one really cares about that either. 

And that's why videos were moved to Mondays! Because obviously, if you played an educational film in school on a Friday, no one would pay attention. Even if it was awesome.

Posted: **01 Feb 2008, 13:50**

I've mentioned this before, but I have the same vision problems as Jer, and then some.

Posted: **01 Feb 2008, 14:42**

ok, so I tried to make mine actually have a reason for monday updates....

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The setting: A muscle beach

   Gravidic Warp begins to set up their equipment in the bandstand. Suddenly they realize that they have forgotten to bring their giant walrus (which inflates during their final number, and floats over the crowd.) not knowing what to do, they call the crew of LRR for assistance. The guys agree to pick up the walrus and bring it to the band. the guys arrive at GV's storage area just in time to see a witch leaving with the deflated walrus in her hand. a high-speed chase begins, leading the crew to the beach(coincidentaly the beach GV is setting up at). the crew almost catch up with the witch when suddenly she passes the walrus off to her cohort billy the bear. It seems all is lost when suddenly sleazy talk-show host j. michael petter jumps up from the bench press he had been using(he had been working out in disguise in hopes of shocking everyone with his new apperace, and finally getting a credible acting job) and tackles billy the bear. The bear spares their lives but only if LRR agrees to update on mondays (he's gotten tired of seeing the new vids after everyone else because he dosn't have access to the internet on fridays). reluctantly the crew agrees, and billy the bear tosses the walrus to them, unfortunately the guys fail to catch it and it hits the ground triggering the inflation, and trapping nearly everyone in close proximity underneath it (its a pretty big walrus)

like that..only funnier...cause you know...i don't DO comedy...or writing

Posted: **01 Feb 2008, 16:22**

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BUSINESS

LRR gets "bought out" by NBC.  Now that they have a proper set design team, they immediately order a bandstand.  Graham starts writing scripts involving all manner of fantastical bears, witches, and muscle-pedophile-santas.  But then, they find out that Graham is the only writer in America who's not on strike (and not crap)!  So, they start doing the updates on Monday so that graham has time to write everyone else's scripts.  Spoiler: the Inflatable Walrus got a puncture.

Posted: **02 Feb 2008, 13:17**

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 LoadingReadyRun presents Halo 3, an Uwe Boll film.

Through some forceful negotiations Uwe Boll has procured the rights to the Halo 3 movie. Hearing this Allen!, being a huge Uwe Boll fan, spends time bribing, hypnotizing, and convincing the LRR crew to try and get them involved in the process. 

Unfortunately, after being contacted by Uwe Boll's lawyers, I cannot disclose any of the scenes from the film under pain of "having to sit through all of Uwe Boll's movies on a nonstop continuous run cycle for 3.26897765 years, with the duration extending as more films are released."

Posted: **03 Feb 2008, 00:10**

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sex with lavos.

Posted: **04 Feb 2008, 01:28**

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STREET FIGHTER IV HYPER FIGHTING TURBO REVIVAL : THE NEW CHALLENGERS

Posted: **04 Feb 2008, 02:12**

Just one additional comment, Paul I agree with you. That God awful banter between the hosts is so unbearably bad. You know what's equally bad? When the reporter has just finished a report up and it comes back to the original reporter and she or he makes some comment summing it up with a smile on her face. Especially when it happens to have been the total opposite of what was being implied in the video....ACH! To hell with news. I'll just rely on the Phailhaus to inform me.

Posted: **04 Feb 2008, 02:32**

Lavos' explanation is certainly an interesting one...

Don't worry about the e-mail thing. I deleted them all after having a laugh. I really couldn't care less.

Really great podcast guys. I couldn't watch it until today, but it's still as funny. I suppose the biggest problem is that no one bothers to play the damn game before making a report on it.

Also, I am the KING of irony!

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The Witch of Fail

One morning, the witch of Fail was practicing her magic, but because she was fail, she would always mess it up. She finally gave up and cast some random spell to go off. Then, a GIANT walrus appeared. When she applauded herself, the walrus was lifted off the ground by an Italian bodybuilder/aviation enthusiast. Turns out he was portaging it to use as a canoe. A nearby bear, seeing the sight, immediately rushed up and bit the walrus, thinking it was a huge fish. Unfortunately, because it was made of inflatable rubber, the walrus exploded, blowing all three to kingdom come.

Posted: **04 Feb 2008, 02:36**

Unlucky wrote:.ACH! To hell with news. I'll just rely on the Phailhaus to inform me.

I've also found that The Daily Show/Colbert Report is another excellent source. Colbert especially, the Truth is strong with him.

John Stewart just makes facial expressions that make me laugh.

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