Phailhaüs - 26

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Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Graham » 16 Sep 2009, 17:26

Sweet hat, huh?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Sep 2009, 17:40

".....nooo."

Great news on the breakthrough Kathleen.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Metcarfre » 16 Sep 2009, 17:41

Best Phailhaus ever!

I lol'd at this one probably more than any other. It really seemed like you guys were at that magic zone of being just a bit too tired or drunk and everything comes out comic gold.

The random person/object creeping in the background needs to be a regular thing now. Who will it be next? Matt? Gibb? Toast?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Escher » 16 Sep 2009, 17:42

very phunny. just what I needed after long day at school.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Wallcott » 16 Sep 2009, 17:42

I don't care. Bears are still godless killing machines.
Always great to see a new Phailhaus.

/diabeetus.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Genghis Ares » 16 Sep 2009, 17:43

I'm surprised you didn't make a gay bear joke.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Vigafre » 16 Sep 2009, 17:45

Longest chat about penises on LRR?


Also, you should have swapped that detachable dong idea with the Germans. I'm sure they'd love it.


Also, did Kathleen get contacts or something? Her eyes look...different.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Karmic Knight » 16 Sep 2009, 17:45

Nice Istanbul (Not Constantinople) reference.

Also, was I the only person that thought of the King Missile song when Graham brought up a detachable penis?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Foxfire » 16 Sep 2009, 17:50

Did the operation come with a free detachable thumb trick surgery? Cuz I swore there was a reason I couldn't get it to work.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Genghis Ares » 16 Sep 2009, 18:04

Karmic Knight wrote:Nice Istanbul (Not Constantinople) reference.

Also, was I the only person that thought of the King Missile song when Graham brought up a detachable penis?


The second he said it, I thought of King Missile as well.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby King Kool » 16 Sep 2009, 18:30

That hat is awesome. Where are those bear claws James had?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Unclever title » 16 Sep 2009, 18:41

Genghis Ares wrote:I'm surprised you didn't make a gay bear joke.
I'm surprised they didn't make a pedobear joke.

Granted I'm only mildly surprised. The whole talk of magnetic detachable penises commanded the majority of my unexpectedness... uh levels.

Which are apparently some sort of reserve that when depleted it is impossible to be surprised.

Yeah that kinda makes sense, I believe there is precedence for that.

Kathleen the you and bear hat combination is very cute.

Graham that hat (especially lowered over your eyes) makes you look like the incompetent comedic lackey to a comedic and unsuccessful super villain in an English dubbed Anime. Granted the beard makes the bear hat/masked lackey appear tremendously manlier than if you were clean shaven.

Come to think of it... I think Magneto had a detachable penis...

Edit: This is the second time that I noticed a new LRR video has been posted from Youtube before the seeing it on the site, subscriptions ahoy! Nothing wrong with this of course but it's just weird to me right now.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby magentahaze » 16 Sep 2009, 18:46

Yay!!! Love the bear hat!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby TomBrend » 16 Sep 2009, 19:02

Is it just me or are Kathleen's facial expressions much more extreme in this video than previous videos?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby bravetoaster » 16 Sep 2009, 19:13

The phrase "Jump for my dong"--along with Graham's delivery of that line--may be one of the best things ever.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby iEatNinjaZ » 16 Sep 2009, 19:18

Really funny, Kathleen looks gorgeous in this one!

Also I had to upload this freeze frame, its soo funny.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Evisr » 16 Sep 2009, 19:22

Don't get angry at Steve, LEAVE STEVE ALONE!

I lol'd at everything in this video. I bet someone is gunna make a 3rd party detachable penis for the Macbooks now..
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby MattAn » 16 Sep 2009, 19:29

OH NOES! The bear was om nom noming on Kathleen's scalp.. And.. Uh.. Graham's entire face!

..Man I love the Phailhaüs.. You guys are awesome. Totally epic that today has a new installment, even with extra Australian in it! =O Hell, I haven't heard about that crap 'til now.

..Save me? I can has live in Canada plz?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Kathleen » 16 Sep 2009, 19:39

I haven't seen the final edit yet, but re: my facial expressions, Graham left the room for a bit to pick up a package, so I was free to be as silly as I wanted.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Kathleen » 16 Sep 2009, 19:40

Which is, in case you haven't noticed, very silly.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby infamousbeegee » 16 Sep 2009, 19:45

BRAVO!!!!

The bear hat rules! Loved the outtakes at the end.

...and are you sure it's not constantinople?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby tak197 » 16 Sep 2009, 19:51

That was the hardest I have laughed at a Phailhaus in a long time.

Perhaps because they aren't coming that often anymore.
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Really though, I think I now know why Kathleen and Graham are together. She rubs off on him waaaaay too much, and his humor is getting more and more twisted.

As for the American reality shows, we have a channel DEVOTED to that stuff. One of their original programs, Solitary, is where you basically are competing against 8 other people from inside a Solitary Confinement cell with a computer named Val. To get eliminated you have to quit on your own, and they help you with that. For example, one of their challenges was literally to sit in a large wooden electric chair with a ball gag in your mouth.

So that idea about scaring families by "kidnapping" the women, it probably would become a hit reality show...
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby The LRR-Metroid Fan » 16 Sep 2009, 20:03

Cool. Quite cool indeed.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Jaebird » 16 Sep 2009, 20:14

I don't know what it is, but Kathleen's hair looks amazing!

Awesome Phail, btw :D
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Re: Phailhaüs - 26

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 16 Sep 2009, 20:22

Kathleen wrote:I haven't seen the final edit yet, but re: my facial expressions, Graham left the room for a bit to pick up a package, so I was free to be as silly as I wanted.

That package wouldn't happen to be t-shirts intended for PAX would it?






'Cause I think I have four of those...

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