Phailhaüs - 26

[TheThirdPerson]

Graham, you should get a large selection of detachable penises to fit various occasions. It could be like a fashion accessory...

[Flewellyn]

Nice Istanbul (Not Constantinople) reference.

Also, was I the only person that thought of the King Missile song when Graham brought up a detachable penis?

I have the album.

[yankeebayonet]

I lol'd.

That bear hat definitely made me think of the ghoul mask from Tenpenny Tower. Too bad they didn't have one of those in FO3. I hate it when those damn bears sneak up on me.

[Flewellyn]

Also, is it me, or has Kathleen somehow gotten hotter?

Didn't think that was possible, but there you go.

[chelysaurus]

I don't know what it is, but Kathleen's hair looks amazing!

I just thought I'd mention that I completely and totally agree. Looks good. :3

[DrForrester]

This is EXACTLY what I needed. I was starting to feel like Paul's character from "Has This Ever Happened to You?" today, and this Phailhaus gave me the boost I needed to not go out and throttle the next person that pissed me off.

LoadingReadyRun: Preventing Gratuitous Beatings since...10 minutes ago!

I'm sooo linking this video to my gaming clan forums...

[rendelnep]

Would and should magnetically detachable penises be part of the LRR canon continuity? Also Kathleen it's a trap! they're just trying to lure you into a false sense of Sscurity!!

[Lyinginbedmon]

Graham, you should get a large selection of detachable penises to fit various occasions. It could be like a fashion accessory...

Fingerless gloves and dapper hats is really where it's at for fashion accessorising.

[The LRR-Metroid Fan]

Aww.. noone replies to my comments. It's sad.

[mew4ever23]

The last 5 seconds or so of this episode is exactly why I LOVE ze Haus.

[bradleyrains]

Best Phailhaus ever!

I lol'd at this one probably more than any other.

i second that! great job, guys! this Phailhaüs rocked.

[Gordon Fearman]

Best Phailhaus ever!

I lol'd at this one probably more than any other. It really seemed like you guys were at that magic zone of being just a bit too tired or drunk and everything comes out comic gold.

The random person/object creeping in the background needs to be a regular thing now. Who will it be next? Matt? Gibb? Toast?

I, for one, disagree. I'm totally going with 10. I mean it has a church with Master Chief on the wall. That is awesome. I want to be married there. If only I ever got married. Or even went out with anyone.

...

...way to make me feel bad about myself Graham.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Aww.. noone replies to my comments. It's sad.

Graham was wrecked after dinner tonight and Kathleen is out of town by a large margin. Reaponses may take a little while, but no offense is usually meant.

I recall shortly after the release of The Pub, I just off-handedly declared my Asperger's diagnosis and then shortly afterwards received a PM from Kathleen manically apologising for any insult I might have taken from the punchline

[Cybren]

To be fair Kathleen, bears aren't really predators, and they're far from the most powerful animal on earth. Aside from several variety of whales, there's, you know, elephants. Which, male elephants are known for flying into a destructive frenzy that has a habit of causing ridiculous amounts of collateral damage. Thankfully they don't live in north america, but if they did, you can protect yourself

[Graham]

Any offense against furries intended?

Not especially.

[Phantom]

Oh God. My name is Steve... And my first thought was "Constantinople?"

Thanks Graham for really creeping me out.

[Alja-Markir]

Well damn. That was bizarre and hilarious.

I think it was even funnier than many of the other Phailhausen because it seemed to channel the old Whatever Thing randomness and oddity. Graham and Kathleen looked and acted genuinely manic and out of their normal minds, as if they were up waaaay too late when they shot this.

Which would make sense, no? Graham remarks about being tired, and they obsess over caffiene...

*rubs chin*

Also...

To be fair Kathleen, bears aren't really predators, and they're far from the most powerful animal on earth. Aside from several variety of whales, there's, you know, elephants. Which, male elephants are known for flying into a destructive frenzy that has a habit of causing ridiculous amounts of collateral damage. Thankfully they don't live in north america, but if they did, you can protect yourself

I dunno about you, but I would not trust that gun to do anything more to an elephant than piss it off. It'd take all six shots, properly aimed into vital areas of the anatomy, to greivously wound an enraged elephant.

An anti material rifle would be a step in the right direction, but those are hardly easily came by. Really, your best bet is to simply distance yourself from the elephant, as they don't really persue any one target but more trample mindlessly in one general direction.

Ahh, maybe a flare gun would be a less lethal way to deter an oncoming elephant? They don't care for flames.

~Alja~

[Cybren]

The Smith & Wesson 500 is not "that gun".

It is THAT GUN. It's five rounds of the largest production handgun rounds on the market. If you don't understand how big that cartridge is, let me show you some documentation

[Arius]

I keep forgetting not to fullscreen these.

Nothing can prepare me for a 3 foot Graham head in my living room.

[Dave-O_Boy]

Yay for the Raiho plushie!

[Machalllewis]

LMAO! "Penises .... real simple ...... nothin' to it ...." Perfect delivery from Graham!

Also who's tripping over Grahams penis? Or does he just think alot about himself if you see what I mean?

[MattAn]

Also, is it me, or has Kathleen somehow gotten hotter?

Didn't think that was possible, but there you go.

I actually have to agree >.>;; Maybe it's the hair..? But yes, mega <3

[Yaxley]

Graham left the room for a bit to pick up a package

So, you're saying it detached itself somewhere and he had to go find it?




I'm sorry, I couldn't help my self.

[Jaebird]

I just realized you guys didn't segue into the song called "Detachable Penis".

[goat]

That bear hat is excellent.

One of the weirder phailhauses, but still amazing. I really enjoy watching these (*stage whisper* you should do them more often).

Also, I have to ask, is coffee boss actually made by santori (sp?) or is that just a Lost in Translation reference?