Phailhaüs - 27

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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Mister Fiend » 16 Jan 2010, 21:05

To increase the flavor of chocolate, just add FLOOR! and RAGE!

...I don't trust people who can bake.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby epocalypse » 16 Jan 2010, 21:25

cooking, it's gentler with out morgan. but still amusing.

also, it's a damn good thing there was no cheese in this bread, or i'd be having a logic collapse ala pi to a star trek robot about having a cheese related discussion in a non general discussion thread, which of course is where all cheese related discussions are supposed to be, even though that bread would probably be awesome with some ricotta and BRAIN ASPLODES!!!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby ChaoticNeutral » 16 Jan 2010, 21:38

Hahah Alex was so funny with the chocolate. Good video guys.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby xe2k7 » 16 Jan 2010, 21:39

Part Phailhaus, part Not-So-Manly Man Cooking. I didn't know destroying chocolate was so emotional!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby MattAn » 16 Jan 2010, 22:42

Who just woke up from an midday nap and noticed a new video of awesome? This guy. Oh Phailhaüs, how I missed thee..
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Clephtis » 16 Jan 2010, 23:13

good to see some phailhaus again, its been so long!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby MattAn » 17 Jan 2010, 00:38

Sillyman wrote:Edit: Ah yes, how could I forget? I don't really want any, but would you give out some starter if people asked for it?


Just as a thought.. How would that turn out, sending some Graham-made starter internationally? It'd... Be messy, would it not? But on the bright side, you'd have some starter made by Graham!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby tak197 » 17 Jan 2010, 02:55

Was I the only one to catch the SWIFT response to Alex asking about orphans?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby MattAn » 17 Jan 2010, 03:09

tak197 wrote:Was I the only one to catch the SWIFT response to Alex asking about orphans?


Nah, I noticed that too, just required more volume on my speakers. I love Graham's remark back.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby elvor » 17 Jan 2010, 04:51

Ok, having watched it again, I also loved your impression of us.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Zivlok » 17 Jan 2010, 08:21

Also, I have this bread.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby korri » 17 Jan 2010, 09:40

A new phailhaus, and baking, two of my favorite things!

Edit: Please tell me the chocolate you used wasn't the chocolate that was all over the floor?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Moohawk » 17 Jan 2010, 10:01

I feel like I'm saying this a lot lately, which is awesome, but MUCH GIGGLES!!!

And of course much omnomnomnom

Seriously, I much enjoyed the return of Phailhaus and the first Man-baking.

Mmmm chocolatey rage.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Kyogissun » 17 Jan 2010, 10:11

If anything, it seems closer to the return of both Phailhaus AND Man Cooking...

I name the, Phailing at Man Cooking in Teh Haus.

...Not as catchy as I would have hoped BUT GOOD ENOUGH!

Best things? Chocolate raaaaage (SEE WHAT I DID THERE??!!) and the missing secret ingredient, ORPHANS!

Still, good to know that teh Haus isn't dead.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby MattAn » 17 Jan 2010, 10:44

Well, it's not exactly man-baking, seeing as Graham did say he has teh girly-man hands. Just sayin'.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Ottoman » 17 Jan 2010, 11:28

korri wrote:Please tell me the chocolate you used wasn't the chocolate that was all over the floor?
Why? It got baked, so as long as there weren't any hairs or obvious bits of rubbish, it's fine.

In fact, it would probably have been fine even if it weren't baked; I'm sure Graham maintains his kitchen floor at least somewhat. It looked clean enough, anyway.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Chemistring » 17 Jan 2010, 12:05

Master Gunner wrote:A trip to my hometown will quickly disabuse you of that notion, we have about as many strip clubs as Tim Hortons, and it's got nothing on places like Montreal.

Tim Hortons has strip clubs?

I hope the bread turned out ok with the applesauce substitution. I tried making cookies before Xmas that had applesauce as a low-fat substitute (for something), and they turned out rubbery and bland.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Master Gunner » 17 Jan 2010, 13:10

Officially, no. Unofficially, they do seem to be next to each other or across the street more often than random chance would predict.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Graham » 17 Jan 2010, 13:39

The chocolate we used was not, actually, the floor-chocolate.

The bread was delicious!!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby MattAn » 17 Jan 2010, 13:58

Graham wrote:The chocolate we used was not, actually, the floor-chocolate.

The bread was delicious!!


After all, you did "Omnomnomnomnom". This alone states that you ate your larger-than-a-blueberry-muffin-sized baked goodness!

Incidentally, would floor-chocolate be more of a moppy taste? It was dark like the blackened rage of Alex's man-chocolate-crushing!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Nevrmore » 17 Jan 2010, 14:00

Ottoman wrote:
korri wrote:Please tell me the chocolate you used wasn't the chocolate that was all over the floor?
Why? It got baked, so as long as there weren't any hairs or obvious bits of rubbish, it's fine.

This is what I always try to tell people, especially my mom who bakes a lot. She'll drop some white chocolate on the floor and throw it away, and I just don't understand why. You're about to sear it in 400 degrees of pure heat until it has morphed into a wholly unrecognizable form - the germs it may have picked up from the floor will not be hanging around very long.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Aristes » 17 Jan 2010, 14:53

J-J-JAWESOME!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby blondie87 » 17 Jan 2010, 17:43

Mister Fiend wrote:...I don't trust people who can bake.


But people who bake are AWESOME. As a person who bakes, I can personally vouch for this.
As can people who enjoy my baking. I'm especially good at oatmeal-chocolate chip cookies and various muffins. Also cranberry-lemon scones. :)
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby Gentleman Jim » 17 Jan 2010, 18:52

Wow, that video was so awesome that I had to finally register to tell you how awesome that was. It was just that awesome.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 27

Postby spacecowboy86 » 17 Jan 2010, 19:19

great job, why do you have to mush the bag once a day? also is the whole "that's you, that's what you sound like!" a growing up kind of thing cause i swear i've heard kate say the exact same thing, exactly the same way.
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