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Postby Graham » 06 Nov 2006, 12:02

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It's kind of scary, actually.


This week's Whatever clip sent in by Eric Meyer.
Haiku by Ben Weinstock.

Send yours to [email protected]
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Postby dark_realm » 06 Nov 2006, 12:03

bahahahaha this is great! whitey.. all we get over here is "white fella"

also morgan it looks well edited.
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Postby umbrellaless » 06 Nov 2006, 13:58

Did he say hummus-sexual?
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Postby Captain_Anarchy » 06 Nov 2006, 14:34

Hah that was good stuff. I especially liked Graham's many reactions at the end.
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Postby Melendwyr » 06 Nov 2006, 15:30

umbrellaless wrote:Did he say hummus-sexual?


Do I detect chickpea-muffins in the future?
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby sevey » 06 Nov 2006, 15:36

!YAY :D , you used one of my clips! It was actually my dog Burnie and my voice.
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Postby Melendwyr » 06 Nov 2006, 15:49

I noticed that the 'discuss' link doesn't seem to work.

Excellent video! I liked virtually everything - especially how Morgan seemed so much more relaxed this time - excepting only that the very end of the haiku seemed to be truncated.

(edit) Also, the KKK hates Catholics, too - and many of them are white.
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Let's put a smile on that face!
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Postby Graham » 06 Nov 2006, 16:16

We know, but this whty dude really dislikes Jewish people.
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Postby Tensen01 » 06 Nov 2006, 16:46

It was all good but...

My absolutely favorite part was the Sir Mix-A-Lot head nod.
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DUUUUUDDE!

Postby Kneuronak » 06 Nov 2006, 17:14

OMG. OMG. OM fuckin' G.

My haiku was the first haiku!! Yes! HAHA! AWESOME! THAT WAS THE BEST THREE MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!!

Thank you... Thank you. I love you all. So much.

Frickin' awesome...

AWESOME!
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Postby DontPanic » 06 Nov 2006, 17:27

I must agree, the sir mix a lot nod was keeping me in stitches.

Morgan, you looked much more relaxed than last time.

props on the short amount of bloopers at the end, very funny.
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Postby JesterJ. » 06 Nov 2006, 17:37

Very nice, as good as last time :D
So if we want any chance of our Haiku being on it, send it to [email protected] instead of just putting them in here? Aaaaiiiight
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Postby Graham » 06 Nov 2006, 18:24

JesterJ. wrote:So if we want any chance of our Haiku being on it, send it to [email protected] instead of just putting them in here? Aaaaiiiight

Oh yeah, we meant to mention this.

Just so we can keep track of everything more easily.
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Postby JesterJ. » 06 Nov 2006, 18:28

Well I went ahead and send you an email.
Twice.
I made an oopsie in the first one, so I had to correct it :o
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Postby Tapir12 » 06 Nov 2006, 20:57

Interesting....

I agree that the close up are VERY close. I guess that's the idea but it takes some getting used to. One need to be prepared in advance to see Morgan at such close range.

Definetly random, which is good. And yes, Graham and Sir Mix-A-Lot ruled!

And did totally midd something... where was the haiku?? Whaa????

EDIT: OK.... somehow totally missed the first scene... Who is reading the haiku?
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Postby Kneuronak » 06 Nov 2006, 22:02

MEEEEEEE!

That's me! WOOOOO!

On a note that I missed in my previous post- Graham, are you just responding to Morgan as he rants, with you stopping him as he goes along, or has he planned your little bits.
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Postby umbrellaless » 06 Nov 2006, 23:31

Melendwyr wrote:
umbrellaless wrote:Did he say hummus-sexual?


Do I detect chickpea-muffins in the future?


Hmmm...man lovin' garbanzo muffins? Somehow it's not the same...
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Postby Morgan » 06 Nov 2006, 23:46

Kneuronak wrote:On a note that I missed in my previous post- Graham, are you just responding to Morgan as he rants, with you stopping him as he goes along, or has he planned your little bits.


i write it and perform it right beside graham. whenever he thinks of something funny to do we turn the camera around. it's an incredibly organic writing process.
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Postby Graham » 07 Nov 2006, 01:37

Morgan wrote:
Kneuronak wrote:On a note that I missed in my previous post- Graham, are you just responding to Morgan as he rants, with you stopping him as he goes along, or has he planned your little bits.

i write it and perform it right beside graham. whenever he thinks of something funny to do we turn the camera around. it's an incredibly organic writing process.

Yeah, things really flow from one another. It's a lot of fun, and quite fast.
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Postby Stephen_S » 07 Nov 2006, 11:27

Hey, Morgan. I thought you hated Karaoke :D
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Postby Morgan » 07 Nov 2006, 13:28

i do hate karaoke... *grumble*

and, as mentioned, one of the things i really liked about this one is that i wasn't forcing tons of emotion. i was definitely way more relaxed. and i managed to continue the tradition of horribly over-pronouncing a word.
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Postby DontPanic » 07 Nov 2006, 14:47

I'm....SAIILLLLINNNNGG AWAAYYYYYYY


something something do dooo of the virgin sea...
and IVVVVEEE GOT TOOOO BEEEE FREEEEEE

Free to chase the wind(?) tiny monkeyssssss

I dont know the words, but it would be wonderfully terrible on video.
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Postby umbrellaless » 07 Nov 2006, 22:08

Morgan wrote:...and i managed to continue the tradition of horribly over-pronouncing a word.


It's endearing :P
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Postby SamsonWest » 07 Nov 2006, 23:15

you know it really is impossible to be racist to a white person, I mean do any of us care if we are called cracker? goes to prove that whites really are more advanced, we know the "I'm rubber and your glue" and use it in every day life


as a side note, do you now wonder if I am some how racist, or maybe I was just very sly in a joke aluding to racism that does not exist. but maybe this is just a cover for my total racism
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Postby dark_realm » 08 Nov 2006, 05:06

graham does the whole "i am confused" look perfectly each time!
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