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Postby NecroVale » 16 Mar 2007, 07:01

It translates Japanese from English, when supporting next for the second time with the web sight, the way just a little it means?*

((You mean kind of like when you translate English to Japanese and then back again on some website?))

Or from English English of the Japanese of Spanish English German and which in the English Frenchmen and translated in the back part of the section?*

((Or translating something from English to Japanese to English to Spanish to English to German and back to English?))

*Translations courtesy of Babel Fish. :P
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Postby Mouse » 16 Mar 2007, 08:15

I not really sure if it was meant as a joke or not but on the "age of the victims plus one" things-- 9 + 7+1=17, not 18.
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Postby NecroVale » 16 Mar 2007, 08:18

Mouse wrote:I not really sure if it was meant as a joke or not but on the "age of the victims plus one" things-- 9 + 7+1=17, not 18.


I thought that at first too, but he said age of the victim plus one. Number of victims = 2

At least I'd assume that's the logic he's using.
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Postby Mouse » 16 Mar 2007, 08:21

NecroVale wrote:
Mouse wrote:I not really sure if it was meant as a joke or not but on the "age of the victims plus one" things-- 9 + 7+1=17, not 18.


I thought that at first too, but he said age of the victim plus one. Number of victims = 2


So I'm now officially confused. What victim was 17--the man?
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Postby NecroVale » 16 Mar 2007, 08:24

Mouse wrote:
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Mouse wrote:I not really sure if it was meant as a joke or not but on the "age of the victims plus one" things-- 9 + 7+1=17, not 18.


I thought that at first too, but he said age of the victim plus one. Number of victims = 2


So I'm now officially confused. What victim was 17--the man?


Uhhh... Ok. It's age of the victime plus 1. In this case there's two victims, so it'd 9 + 1 = 10 and 7 +1 = 8 . And then 10 + 8 = 18.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 16 Mar 2007, 08:35

This is why you use symbols in math.
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Postby Stephen_S » 16 Mar 2007, 09:38

This was totally funny and enjoyable. Now I have to checkout that uspsjedimaster.com site :).
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Postby Morgan » 16 Mar 2007, 09:38

tak197 wrote:he committed the worst act of genocide in the 20th century and tried to take over the world."


Stalin killed way more people than hitler and he gets no respect. yous kids had better get edumacated as to who really comitted the worst acts of genocide.
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Postby emma » 16 Mar 2007, 10:06

It's cuz he killed all his own people instead of other countries. Gotta stick with your own!

Did this get talked about in another video? It sounds oddly familiar.
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Postby Dr Frankenjam » 16 Mar 2007, 10:46

Good video this week.
I'm definitely thirsty for milk. Mmmm Mmm !
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Postby blackdragontaz » 16 Mar 2007, 11:18

I can see the new Kellog's rice crispy commercial now. Instead of the original elves, it would Snap, Crackle, and Ron Jeremy. All covered in Bukkake.....Milk.

I liked all the joke references. "Can I get a 'meanwhile'?" I saw the rad nauseum coming. And if Graham hadn't said the "In England" part, I was going to.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 16 Mar 2007, 11:48

Mao rounds out the bloodiest three of the twentieth century. Stalin and Mao were more of the I will cause a famine to get rid of my enemies than Hitler's trying to gas every member of certain races.
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Postby Graham » 16 Mar 2007, 11:53

Yeah, I guess Bukkake Milk is fake.
Morgan clearly doesn't do any deep research into these stories.

Of course, what does it say for Japan that I completely bought it?
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Postby Morgan » 16 Mar 2007, 11:54

any semblence to real news, living or dead, is purely coincedental.
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Postby Mjcool » 16 Mar 2007, 12:27

Well, thank God. I can drink Milk again.

Let's celebrate!

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Postby emma » 16 Mar 2007, 12:56

That chick is wearing some seriously weird underwear.
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Postby Morgan » 16 Mar 2007, 15:30

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Postby tak197 » 16 Mar 2007, 20:51

Graham wrote:Yeah, I guess Bukkake Milk is fake.
Morgan clearly doesn't do any deep research into these stories.

Of course, what does it say for Japan that I completely bought it?


It says that they are good salesmen?

The R2D2 mailboxes are actually real, so there is some validity to the news.
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Postby Alex Steacy » 16 Mar 2007, 23:45

I'm glad I drank my milk BEFORE seeing this video.

Also, I'm quite enjoying the fact that I am being used as stock footage in a video. This may be a unique experience for me.

PS: Now that I think about it, this vid reminds me of a Japanese gameshow wherein they have four supermodels fill their mouths with milk and each face a camera. A comedian performs ludicrous standup in front of them, and the last person to lose it and spew their creamy mouthful onto the camera wins.

...For the record, Japan is in no danger of being supplainted as wierd capital of the planet.
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Postby Misty » 16 Mar 2007, 23:46

Mjcool wrote:Well, thank God. I can drink Milk again.

Let's celebrate!

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Well, according to Zach we should be celebrating with this.

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...though I think I'd take my chances with weird-undies girl :|
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Postby Anachronism » 17 Mar 2007, 06:36

Two things to add:

Mercury Mistress

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Postby Morgan » 17 Mar 2007, 09:48

Anachronism wrote:P.S. As with many other people, Ron Jeremy awesomified any Mario game for me.
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Postby DontPanic » 17 Mar 2007, 11:57

I have soy milk in the fridge...and couldn't help but picture someone trying to jerk off a piece of tofu.

Oh God.


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Anyway, awesome Whatever video, the best by far. I agree with the masses on the snap crackle splooge comment as being laugh out loud comedy. I'll make it a t-shirt and sell it to teenage japanese school girls.
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Postby Dana » 17 Mar 2007, 12:11

DontPanic wrote:I have soy milk in the fridge...and couldn't help but picture someone trying to jerk off a piece of tofu.

Oh God.


The moral of the story is that soy milk is gross, and should e avoided anyway. Also, all the soy products are in the same aisle as the adult diapers in my grocery store. Is there a connection between the two? :shock:
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Postby DontPanic » 17 Mar 2007, 15:59

The soy milk isn't mine, so I agree completely with Dana.

Our soy milk is sold next to chips made from bark and all natural deodorant made from bees.
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