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Citin · Postby **Citin** » 13 Apr 2007, 01:06

Air sex and goatse... All you missed was furries

browncoat · Postby **browncoat** » 13 Apr 2007, 01:31

Great one!
And... yuck, sometimes I'm really considering emigration! ^^

mosespippy · Postby **mosespippy** » 13 Apr 2007, 05:41

JesterJ. wrote:Awesome Whatever Thing! Loved all the news, it made me lol too.
Also the microwave lazer is oldnews guyz. Stilll awesome though.

Of course the microwave lazer is old news. What do you think Bill was using in Small Time? It was a Lazer Pistol, not some toy.

Mouse · Postby **Mouse** » 13 Apr 2007, 07:25

Wait! Was that a "Get Smart" impression?!?

The Thrill · Postby **The Thrill** » 13 Apr 2007, 13:40

I am unable to make videos as I do not own a webcam or a cellphone of any sort. Plus my digital camera is a dirty whore. A friend of mine is planning on making one though, and I'm gonna hijack his camera at some point to record one of my own.

Also, does anyone know the name of (or the origin of) the theme song?

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 13 Apr 2007, 13:44

Mouse wrote:Wait! Was that a "Get Smart" impression?!?

Ah, the old Get Smart Impression trick...

Mouse · Postby **Mouse** » 13 Apr 2007, 13:51

Graham wrote:
Mouse wrote:Wait! Was that a "Get Smart" impression?!?

Ah, the old Get Smart Impression trick...

...that's the second time this month I've fallen for that!

"Get Smart" ftw!

Dyanna · Postby **Dyanna** » 13 Apr 2007, 17:39

.....I just found out what goatse is.....*hurk*
I hate you, Morgan.

emma · Postby **emma** » 13 Apr 2007, 17:41

You know, sometimes you just don't want to search those things.

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 13 Apr 2007, 17:52

way back in 7th grade, my friend didn't know what a "BJ" was. So she googled it. Hahaha...

emma · Postby **emma** » 13 Apr 2007, 18:01

See, I sat here staring at what you had written thinking 'what the hell is a bj?' I am really bad with acronyms and have never heard anyone call it a bj. I will fully admit that I, too, looked it up.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 13 Apr 2007, 18:14

i just looked up goatse, and i laughed. It all makes sense now.

Captain_Anarchy · Postby **Captain_Anarchy** » 13 Apr 2007, 20:28

I find a general rule of thumb for the whatever thing, is to NOT look up anything Morgan talks about.

Yukikaze · Postby **Yukikaze** » 14 Apr 2007, 07:05

I want to know how they referee "air sex." Are Viagra and Cialis permitted as performance enhancers? What kind of training do participants go through? How do you judge who's winning? I mean, if you've got two guys sitting there whacking and moaning, who's in the lead? The guy who goes the longest? The guy who's done the quickest? The guy who moans the loudest? Do they have co-ed competitions?

It just doesn't seem like a very good sport to me.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 15 Apr 2007, 14:37

A little update on the whatever video from me:

I finished with the pictures at work on Saturday morning, so on Tuesday in my Drawing class, I will be working on the animation and sound parts. I should expect that I will email them to you on Tuesday afternoon.

robothero · Postby **robothero** » 15 Apr 2007, 20:32

Yukikaze wrote:I want to know how they referee "air sex." ...
I mean, if you've got two guys sitting there whacking and moaning, who's in the lead?

I think you misunderstand. They are not masturbating. They are having sex with an imaginary person (or persons, I suppose.)

I expect it would be judged like figure skating, on their technique and presentation.

emma · Postby **emma** » 15 Apr 2007, 20:46

Also their accuracy.

I think I linked a video about it earlier in the thread? Apparently a lot of them lose points because they are not very accurate, because most of them have not had sex and don't really do it right.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 15 Apr 2007, 21:16

JesterJ. wrote:way back in 7th grade, my friend didn't know what a "BJ" was. So she googled it. Hahaha...

Yeah, one of my freinds told me that her roommate, their friends, and her were talking about Disney Princesses at brunch and her roommate thought that Sleeping Beauty's first name was Areola. They told her that it was really Aurora, and that she should look up what areola was back in her room. Needless to say, she was thoroughly embarrassed.

Dyanna · Postby **Dyanna** » 16 Apr 2007, 08:31

My favorite (and I think the most realistic for those guys) in that air sex video was the one pretending to masturbate while flipping a magazine.
Well, in you friends defense I didn't know what an areola was either. But that is very, very funny. I've said worse at dinner, though.

Dr Frankenjam · Postby **Dr Frankenjam** » 16 Apr 2007, 09:52

It's not that funny. Unless it's not, infact, the surround of the nipple and i've been using it in the wrong context all this time

emma · Postby **emma** » 16 Apr 2007, 10:01

hehe. you said nipple.

see guys? its funny!

Dr Frankenjam · Postby **Dr Frankenjam** » 16 Apr 2007, 10:28

Oh yeah!

**snigger** Nipple **snigger**

Boobies

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 16 Apr 2007, 13:55

Dr. Frankenjam, I know your dark secret!

You are in actuality, MOHAMMAD F. HAQUE!

*gibbers like a madman*

~Alja-Markir~

Dane · Postby **Dane** » 16 Apr 2007, 21:29

I remember I posted a link to a drawing of mine in the chat at applegeeks quite a while ago... a lot of people called it mangacrap.

I smell irony...

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 16 Apr 2007, 21:39

Dane wrote:I remember I posted a link to a drawing of mine in the chat at applegeeks quite a while ago... a lot of people called it mangacrap.

I smell irony...

I'm not sure I follow...?

Is the irony based on Hawk's change in art style over time to being akin to said "mangacrap"? Or...am I missing something?

Forgive me, sometimes I'm a bit dense...

~Alja-Markir~

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