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Postby CyberTractor » 26 Apr 2007, 21:58

I saw the microwave door open the entire time and thought "Oh dear. This can't end well." But alas, it did.
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Postby Discomonkey » 26 Apr 2007, 22:39

I have several manly friends coming round tonight for dinner and God of War, looks like dinner just got twice as manly.

Measurements for the manly meat rub would be pretty cool.
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Postby Mjcool » 26 Apr 2007, 23:30

Way to torch the greatest looking meal EVER, jackasses.


Seriously though, great work. You should really put the recipies on the site.
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Postby Citin » 26 Apr 2007, 23:44

So are you going to put the sandwich up in the store?

Cause I'd buy that
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Postby tak197 » 27 Apr 2007, 00:11

YamaroV2 wrote:Morgan, I will pay you fifty dollars to serve me that sandwich.

And make some man fries, for crissakes. I've got my chequebook ready.

EDIT: I'm not kidding.


Recipe for ManFries:

12 kg Sweet Potatos
Large ass Fry Daddy aka the FRY PIMP

Step one: Take potato in hand
Step two: Put hand in boiling oil
Step three: Fry potato until done

Can't get manlier (or more severely burnt) than that!
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Postby Alja-Markir » 27 Apr 2007, 00:26

I'm curious though, why did you go with a crispy bread? What the hell is the point of tender meat if you have to dentally violate a crusty shell just to reach it?

I would have voted for a fresh round of jalapeño cheese bread, cut in half horizontally with the meat put between the top and bottom layer, then sliced vertically to split for two people. With a side tray of thick slices of that kind of bread they make edible chili bowls out of, ya know the kind that's dense yet spongey, to be used to sop up stray meat bits, and to butter and consume at your leisure between meaty mouthfuls.

Beverage would be a tough choice. I'm torn between something thick, flavorful, and frothy like root beer or something a tad smoother. I briefly considered Ninja Cola (a personal concoctive brew), but that's too light for my tastes.

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Postby Discomonkey » 27 Apr 2007, 02:41

Alja-Markir wrote:Beverage would be a tough choice. I'm torn between something thick, flavorful, and frothy like root beer or something a tad smoother. I briefly considered Ninja Cola (a personal concoctive brew), but that's too light for my tastes.


Why not just plain beer?
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Postby Melendwyr » 27 Apr 2007, 04:15

The sandwich can feed ten people... or one man.

But Morgan and Graham split it between them. Hmmm...
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Postby Mouse » 27 Apr 2007, 06:07

Melendwyr wrote:The sandwich can feed ten people... or one man.

But Morgan and Graham split it between them. Hmmm...


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Postby blackfangs » 27 Apr 2007, 06:25

omg that looked so goooood i am so hungry now
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Postby Red Charlie » 27 Apr 2007, 06:26

Morgan next time add a bit of water to your pot and throw the lid on and keep oven at a temperture of around 160 degrees if you want to cook it for three hours :P

Although about the sandwhich...


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damnnnnnn.
It was really too big:

I give you this instead


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Postby Alja-Markir » 27 Apr 2007, 06:47

Discomonkey wrote:
Alja-Markir wrote:Beverage would be a tough choice. I'm torn between something thick, flavorful, and frothy like root beer or something a tad smoother. I briefly considered Ninja Cola (a personal concoctive brew), but that's too light for my tastes.


Why not just plain beer?


Teetotaler.

Perhaps I'm just too manly to require paltry yeast excretions to alter my mental state to the point of inebriance? Or, I just don't find beer and most other alcohalic drinks appealing. Either or really.

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Postby Lord.of.the.Noodles. » 27 Apr 2007, 07:26

BWAHAHAHA!!!

I knew it would happen. <3

Now I just need to get Morgan drunk and into a strip club, and we'll be set.
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Postby RPGManic » 27 Apr 2007, 15:26

all i can say is

Morgan, you would make an awsome pirate.


and daaaaaaam, im soo hungry...
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Postby robothero » 27 Apr 2007, 16:04

Paying attention to how long something is in the oven isn't manly.
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Postby NecroVale » 27 Apr 2007, 20:37

Many comments, but no one has touched upon the most important thing about this video. Who cleaned up the whiteboard?
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Postby Mjcool » 27 Apr 2007, 21:02

Guys, you have inspired me.

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Postby robothero » 27 Apr 2007, 21:55

Mjcool wrote:Guys, you have inspired me.

Fine, but you need to list the ingredients.

Potatoes!
Cheese!
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What is that?
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Postby Mjcool » 27 Apr 2007, 22:15

Some Pita Bread, some melted cheese, and a steak.
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Postby robothero » 27 Apr 2007, 22:19

Steak!
Pita Bread!
Cheese!
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Postby Discomonkey » 28 Apr 2007, 03:38

What the fuck is that stuff on the side?
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Postby Melendwyr » 28 Apr 2007, 03:49

Looks like home fries.
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Postby Lord.of.the.Noodles. » 28 Apr 2007, 03:55

Yeah;
Looks like pan-fried potatoes.
A delicious addition to pretty much any meal.
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Postby Mjcool » 28 Apr 2007, 06:07

You are correct.
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Postby xahldera » 28 Apr 2007, 10:46

Melendwyr wrote:Elephant garlic is significantly less potent than regular garlic.

Size isn't everything, guys.


Agreed. You should've used something stronger guys. :lol:
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