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Postby DarkMidget » 23 May 2007, 19:36

Alex Steacy wrote:Or... Oh, I don't know... With a weapon?



Real men don't need weapons D: Real men will kill their food with their bare hands! HANDS!
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Postby NecroVale » 23 May 2007, 20:06

Should they shout "It's coming right for us!!" before they kill... er... defend themselves?
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Postby DarkMidget » 23 May 2007, 20:21

South Park'd! And yes, yes they should :P Or they need to kill their pray (bare-handed), with stealth :P or being loud and abusive to make the beast angry and tastier
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Postby JesterJ. » 23 May 2007, 20:29

How do these threads become four pages in length in under one day?

I don't have the time to read them anymore :(
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Postby DarkMidget » 23 May 2007, 20:35

I know, I was shocked.. I watched the Whatever Thing and looked, I was like 'WHAT THE HELL!? Already?!'
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Postby yue.san » 24 May 2007, 01:20

Well, fine, if noone else is going to say it,

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SHIRT! ^_^



Alja-Markir wrote:Girly Cooking, eh?

Cupcakes made of fresh ground pork mixed with spices and herbs, fried in cornbread batter, with bacon bits embedded into the top, and frosted with lard and breadcrumb thickened sloppy joe filling!

ON FIRE!

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That.. that actually sounds really good.

*OFF TO THE OVENS, MEN!!*
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Postby DarkMidget » 24 May 2007, 08:36

Eugh, lard XD I'm sure that wouldn't taste great
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Postby Alex Steacy » 24 May 2007, 08:52

yue.san wrote:Well, fine, if noone else is going to say it,

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH SHIRT! ^_^



Well spotted!
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Postby CaesarMagnus » 24 May 2007, 10:14

JesterJ. wrote:How do these threads become four pages in length in under one day?

Cuz this video was pretty darn good.

I too loved the ammo box of meat.

I was thinking that maybe the food doesn't have to be manly as much as the way it's done has to be manly.

MANLY TEAPARTY!!! AAAARRRRGGGGG!

with manly made tea and manly made cookies.
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Postby Mouse » 24 May 2007, 11:13

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dark_realm wrote:this inspires me to make a man cooking video....


It inspires me to make my own WOMAN COOKING video! Heck yes!


You don't understand how hard I lobbied for this. SO HARD. I tried. I pestered. I even came up with ideas. But no one listens to me.

Also, I don't think Alex wanted to wear a dress.


Just do it yourself. I've considered it, but I am not the funny and also have a huge phobia of my face being on the internets.
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Postby DarkMidget » 24 May 2007, 17:28

I was thinking of making an unofficial Fan-manly cooking... but.. werf
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Postby tak197 » 24 May 2007, 18:21

CaesarMagnus wrote:I was thinking that maybe the food doesn't have to be manly as much as the way it's done has to be manly.

MANLY TEAPARTY!!! AAAARRRRGGGGG!

with manly made tea and manly made cookies.


As in they make dainty little cucumber tea sandwiches with a machete or katana? Now THAT would be manly. Caesar, if you haven't done it yet, I will post this in vid suggestions on your behalf. But that is absolutely awesome.

Also, I remember watching Bear Grylls on Man Vs Wild in the Sierra Nevadas, and one morning on the show he literally said "Now that I am awake, it's time for breakfast. And like any proper Englishman, that means a hot cup of tea." He made tea out of evergreen branches, since all he had was a flint, a cup, a canteen, and a knife. That's Manly as hell.
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Postby emma » 24 May 2007, 20:29

tak197 wrote:Caesar, if you haven't done it yet, I will post this in vid suggestions on your behalf. But that is absolutely awesome.


As in Caesar salad? We had some. I made it. There was a joke about how I got the recipe off the internet, but it wasn't a very good joke, so it didn't make it into the video.
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Postby tak197 » 24 May 2007, 20:32

3mm4 wrote:
tak197 wrote:Caesar, if you haven't done it yet, I will post this in vid suggestions on your behalf. But that is absolutely awesome.


As in Caesar salad? We had some. I made it. There was a joke about how I got the recipe off the internet, but it wasn't a very good joke, so it didn't make it into the video.


Interesting trivia, but i was talking about the guy whom i quoted.
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Postby emma » 24 May 2007, 20:35

Even though it is only 12:30, I am falling asleep and didn't really read anything you read. My eyes went straight for the capital letters and even though I read the whole thing like three times, the only word I retained was 'caesar.' I can't help it.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 24 May 2007, 21:54

What the hell kind of demographic is that child's picture supposed to appeal to?

Pseudo-mullet, white trash/redneck hat, collared button-up shirt, a skateboard, fake tatoos, and art supplies?

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Postby strangefrontier » 25 May 2007, 04:20

Damn you for making me crave steak! Mmmmmmmm, big seasoned chunk o' cow. Tomorrow's almost-the-end-of-term barbecue is going to look so puny and girly and un-mighty in comparison.

Man Cooking is so much better than any cooking shows on TV. Except, perhaps, for anything involving Gordon Ramsey, for he is psychotic.
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Postby Friv » 26 May 2007, 07:32

Heheh, very entertaining.

I would like to note, though (and I'm surprised that no one mentioned it) that "Worchestershire" is not actually pronounced "Worchestershire".

It's pronounced "wuster-shur".

Which is a pretty manly pronunciation. ;)
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Postby dark_realm » 27 May 2007, 17:13

Alex can i get a copy of the recipe please?
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Postby emma » 27 May 2007, 17:46

The recipe is literally


take a jar of everything Alex mentioned
mix it together
spread on the mustard
pat the stuff on and pour on the sauce
wrap your meat and throw it on the barbeque
unwrap
grill

It was pretty straightforward. Also salty.
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Postby CaesarMagnus » 27 May 2007, 19:59

tak197 wrote:As in they make dainty little cucumber tea sandwiches with a machete or katana? Now THAT would be manly. Caesar, if you haven't done it yet, I will post this in vid suggestions on your behalf. But that is absolutely awesome.

Heh. Thanks. Yeah, go for it.
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Postby dark_realm » 27 May 2007, 20:16

3mm4 wrote:The recipe is literally


take a jar of everything Alex mentioned
mix it together
spread on the mustard
pat the stuff on and pour on the sauce
wrap your meat and throw it on the barbeque
unwrap
grill

It was pretty straightforward. Also salty.


i know whats in it, but i need mesurements and stuff... specifics would be nice.. :P also how long to soak stuff for... shiz-nitz like that :P
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Postby Alja-Markir » 27 May 2007, 20:41

You need measurements? My god man! Do you admit defeat so easily?!

My dear Mr. Spock, as odd as it seems, you must guess the measurements. Finagle it, test, experiment. Did you see Alex measuring? (Other than the thickness of the steak?) He lumped the stuff together and that was that! Eyeball it, take a risk, and enjoy!

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Postby Lord Chrusher » 27 May 2007, 21:32

This is not the sort of culinary creation you get out the pipettes and graduated cylinders for. If it needs more a seasoning you add more of that seasoning.
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