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Postby emma » 28 May 2007, 04:24

D_R, I'm not kidding - the recipe is literally 'two jars of lemon pepper, a jar of pepper', etc.
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Postby dark_realm » 28 May 2007, 06:19

thank 3mm4 for actually helping me out a little bit, unlike these other assholes...
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Postby Alja-Markir » 28 May 2007, 10:25

But oh! A jar? What size jar? A small jar? How small is small? How big is a large jar? How many ounces in a goodly sized fist of salt? Two jars of pepper? What if I only have one really big jar of pepper?

Honestly lad, lighten up. We're hardly assholes for saying exactly what 3mm4 said. If simply being told you need a jar of pepper really helps you that much, well appologies for my being so vague in my prior post. *grins*

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Postby dark_realm » 28 May 2007, 19:07

can you stop being such a cunt?
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Postby HomerTheBrave » 28 May 2007, 20:08

Real men know how to use measuring cups.

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Postby Lord Chrusher » 28 May 2007, 20:47

When I was a little boy I used to watch the New Yankee Workshop and This Old House every Sunday on PBS.
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Postby jtaylor » 28 May 2007, 21:00

Those shows are incredibly fascinating.

Carpentry is manly.
Morgan's imagination can do something with the words "nailing" and "screwdriver" and "wood".
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Postby Graham » 28 May 2007, 21:44

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Awesome.
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Postby Misty » 29 May 2007, 00:13

Oh. My. God.

Norm Abrams is THE FUCKING MAN. I just about worshipped that guy when I was little! He'd always build cool kid stuff like rocking horses and play houses every couple episodes, and I'd freak and ask my dad why he couldn't be more like him XD

PBS is like my dad's favorite channel, I swear. (This Old House/New Yankee Workshop and Are You Being Served? are some kickass shows, so I don't mind as much)
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Postby RPGManic » 29 May 2007, 01:53

FREAKAZOID!

they had norm abram on there once. kidnapped to make a giant sound device that would obliterate Freakazoid.

If a tree falls and in a wood and no one is there, would Norm Abram still turn it into patio furnature?
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 30 May 2007, 01:19

Morgan == lazy wanker
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Postby Misty » 30 May 2007, 01:20

Hasn't this thought already been established?
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Postby tak197 » 03 Jun 2007, 23:54

Norm Abram doesn't take cream and sugar in his coffee, he takes varnish and Chuck Norris' tears.

EDIT: I also just noticed this. Alex is the only one who bleeps out expletives in videos. What is up with that?
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Postby RPGManic » 04 Jun 2007, 17:06

Im off to th Download Festival this weekend

THESE MAN COOKINGS ARE GOING TO BE USED.

the powers of LRR's explaination will be tested indeed.

BTW, thanks for those other little recipies Alex, they shall be tried as well
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 04 Jun 2007, 20:00

MORGAN YOU LAZY WANKER YOU HAVE NOT DONE A WHATEVER THING IN FOUR WEEKS.
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Postby tak197 » 04 Jun 2007, 23:04

Lord Chrusher wrote:MORGAN YOU LAZY WAKER YOU HAVE NOT DONE A WHATEVER THING IN FOUR WEEKS.


We know. He told us a while ago that he was taking a break after Computer Envy.
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Postby JesterJ. » 04 Jun 2007, 23:30

WANKER*

It bugged me.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 04 Jun 2007, 23:49

Fixed.
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Postby Alex Steacy » 05 Jun 2007, 11:39

tak197 wrote:EDIT: I also just noticed this. Alex is the only one who bleeps out expletives in videos. What is up with that?


For some reason I find its funnier that way. I find curse words have more power when they're implied, especially since they have no guts when I speak them with my soprano voice.
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Postby eiopqrtuwy » 05 Jun 2007, 22:14

tak197 wrote: I also just noticed this. Alex is the only one who bleeps out expletives in videos. What is up with that?


So did Drunk Morgan ... in "Not Funny"
there was TONS of bleeping in that one

Although there was also quite a bit that didn't get bleeped ... so hard to say if it really counts
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Postby Misty » 06 Jun 2007, 00:59

Alex Steacy wrote:I find curse words have more power when they're implied, especially since they have no guts when I speak them with my soprano voice.


Your voice is not soprano, believe me. My voice is soprano normally, even more so when I get excited x3
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Postby Dane » 06 Jun 2007, 09:11

Beeps are hilarious.
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Postby Alex Steacy » 06 Jun 2007, 10:12

mistyladybug wrote:Your voice is not soprano, believe me. My voice is soprano normally, even more so when I get excited x3


That may be on account of your gender.

Just a shot in the dark.
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Postby tak197 » 06 Jun 2007, 13:01

eiopqrtuwy wrote:
tak197 wrote: I also just noticed this. Alex is the only one who bleeps out expletives in videos. What is up with that?


So did Drunk Morgan ... in "Not Funny"
there was TONS of bleeping in that one

Although there was also quite a bit that didn't get bleeped ... so hard to say if it really counts


Part of it was also he was really drunk and Graham was too sober to know better than let Morgan film.
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Postby Morgan » 06 Jun 2007, 13:08

i bleeped out those parts because i thought it was more funny that way. that is all. censorship is the dumbest thing i can think of right now. people know what is being bleeped/covered so what's the point? and it's not like hearing some bad words or seeing some boobies has ever hurt anyone.
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