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Postby Graham » 13 Aug 2007, 15:53

This week, guest starring Kathleen again! But with more weird news and less questions.

Germany... again, where would we be without you?
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 13 Aug 2007, 16:02

So, what is more efficient, chucking chickens or startling them?
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Postby Corax » 13 Aug 2007, 16:06

god i hate that song about boba fett, mostly funny tho, kathleen is becoming less irritating.
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Postby meisbored » 13 Aug 2007, 16:12

For some odd reason, Graham's startled chicken impression caused some serious lollage here.
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Postby JesterJ. » 13 Aug 2007, 16:20

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooong

(Sorry, couldn't resist).



Surprisingly very, very funny even at the lack of Morgan. I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean Kathleen you were almost as funny as Morgan. It's a compliment, see?


...Kinda?



I enjoyed it a lot, laughed out loud a few times. A couple times at the beginning the editing style wasn't QUITE the same, instead of just a jumpcut there was a spot of blackness, then the cut to Kathleen...Small detail, but it was fixed as it went on.


Yayz, a real WT again! Thanks :D
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Postby meisbored » 13 Aug 2007, 16:22

JesterJ. wrote:Long cat is looooooooooooooooooooooong


Damn, I meant to mention that :lol:
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Postby Cake » 13 Aug 2007, 17:08

Thanks Kathleen! ♥
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Postby NecroVale » 13 Aug 2007, 17:24

... shouldn't Kathleen actually have 200% more breasts than Morgan?
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Postby The Sound Guy » 13 Aug 2007, 17:29

On the topic of strange names and the governments that authorise them, you should look no further than the idiots in Ottawa. I saw a patient a few years back, a 14 yr old girl, and this poor girl was stuck with the first name of "Porntip"!!! I shit you not, and this wasn't one of those ethnic conflicts with immigrants where you get people coming from India with names like "Ramandeep" or "Sukhdeep" where the pronounciation just suffers in the translation, no no, this girl was caucasion...
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Postby Misty » 13 Aug 2007, 18:13

All I have to say is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Seriously, that was great! So glad that the WTs have made their return :D (now all we need is Morgan, and everything'll be back to normal)
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Postby Kathleen » 13 Aug 2007, 19:01

Corax wrote:god i hate that song about boba fett, mostly funny tho, kathleen is becoming less irritating.


Oh good, because it's you I'm aiming to please.
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Postby tak197 » 13 Aug 2007, 19:28

Very funny, I enjoyed it a lot. I'm gonna have to work on my own whatever thing intro and stuff. Too bad the animated one i made didn't work.
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Postby The Pious Flea » 13 Aug 2007, 19:29

It's as though all the awesome from the last update were instead squeezed into one Whatever Thing.

Kathleen, Graham, that was fanstatic. What do we need Morgan for, again?
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Postby Faye » 13 Aug 2007, 19:31

NecroVale wrote:... shouldn't Kathleen actually have 200% more breasts than Morgan?


Considering Morgan has 0% Breasts, I think 100% is sufficient. But you do make a solid point.

I miss Morgan though :( But Kathleen is cool too... adding a bit of femininity to the LRR crew~ You kinda need that balance after a while.. or maybe it's just me.
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Postby The Pious Flea » 13 Aug 2007, 19:49

Faye wrote:Considering Morgan has 0% Breasts, I think 100% is sufficient.


Men have breasts. If they didn't have any, women would have infinitely more breasts.

I do miss Morgan... but Kathleen is more than adequately picking up the slack.
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Postby Kathleen » 13 Aug 2007, 20:04

The Pious Flea wrote:It's as though all the awesome from the last update were instead squeezed into one Whatever Thing.

Kathleen, Graham, that was fanstatic. What do we need Morgan for, again?


Beefcake.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 13 Aug 2007, 20:40

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Postby meisbored » 13 Aug 2007, 20:50

Lord Chrusher wrote:Startle a Chicken LLP is the new part of the Confuse a Cat group incorperating Amaze a Vole Ltd, Stun a Stoat Ltd, Puzzle a Puma Ltd, Startle a Thompson's Gazelle Ltd, Bewilderebeest Inc, Distract a Bee, Disorient a Dromedary GmbH, Ostracize an Ostrich AG, Blackball a Blackbird LP, Muddle a Mammoth SA and Fuss a Flamingo NV.


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Postby tak197 » 13 Aug 2007, 21:39

Like (a SHOL uh) "ASSHOLE", (shi-THAY-ed) "SHITHEAD", and (AB-sid-ay) "ABCDE", Superman will be among the group of those whose names will get their asses kicked.
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Postby Captain_Anarchy » 13 Aug 2007, 21:41

mc chris FTW!
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 13 Aug 2007, 22:13

Faye wrote:
NecroVale wrote:... shouldn't Kathleen actually have 200% more breasts than Morgan?


Considering Morgan has 0% Breasts, I think 100% is sufficient. But you do make a solid point.

I miss Morgan though :( But Kathleen is cool too... adding a bit of femininity to the LRR crew~ You kinda need that balance after a while.. or maybe it's just me.
100% more than 0% is still 0. Like, if you have twice as many apples as your friends has, when he has no apples, you have no apples. Silly people and your not knowing of the property of apples.
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Postby tak197 » 13 Aug 2007, 23:24

Sieg Reyu wrote:100% more than 0% is still 0. Like, if you have twice as many apples as your friends has, when he has no apples, you have no apples.


Except Morgan has no apples, while Kathleen has two breasts and Paul has Three PS3s. Also, he has this Apple... Image






Yeah, you kinda walked right into that one.
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 14 Aug 2007, 02:57

tak197 wrote:
Sieg Reyu wrote:100% more than 0% is still 0. Like, if you have twice as many apples as your friends has, when he has no apples, you have no apples.


Except Morgan has no apples, while Kathleen has two breasts and Paul has Three PS3s. Also, he has this Apple... Image






Yeah, you kinda walked right into that one.


Actually, Morgan does have an apple.
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Postby korri » 14 Aug 2007, 06:36

woo hoo for the wt to be back...

and really random question, does anyone else call asphalt "macadam" or is that just a pennsylvannia thing?
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