Phailhaüs - 06

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Phailhaüs - 06

Postby Graham » 02 May 2008, 18:35

File got hung up in Revver all day, but here it is!

...over the phone. Seriously. WTF.
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Postby Lacerta » 02 May 2008, 18:43

Are you phailing Phail Canada or WestJet?
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Postby Melendwyr » 02 May 2008, 18:49

I think the "leave X alone!" bit really needed the smeared eyeliner for full effect.

Note to self: never visit Tunisia. Or pretty much anywhere in Africa, actually. Yeesh.

Y'know, they still burn people for being wizards, there. When cows get colicky and don't give milk properly. 'Cause they were ensorceled. By the evil eye.
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Postby Master Gunner » 02 May 2008, 18:54

Ok, so that's two more Graham-dancing avatars that really, I mean, really have to be made.
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Postby StoneageRocker » 02 May 2008, 19:00

You phucking rock Graham!
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Postby YourBlankFile » 02 May 2008, 19:03

It's pronounced Meth- Ooo - In

Valiant attempt though, Much better than the usual

(It's sort of near my hometown lol)
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Postby Lacerta » 02 May 2008, 19:04

I don't know if the phone-rape thing is weirder than the penis-stealing witches. Oh, Africa, you're so wacky.
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Postby JesterJ. » 02 May 2008, 19:18

I was actually surprised to see nothing about the man who had 7 children with his daughter...though I guess poking fun at that might be a bit....mean.

However, May 1st is also the day that marks Outside Fucking.
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Postby whereibelong » 02 May 2008, 19:32

Huzzah for the one-man-Phailhaus
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Postby Lavos » 02 May 2008, 19:45

First time I noticed how handsome graham is.
Especially with that stubble.
Hot.
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Postby Lacerta » 02 May 2008, 19:48

Dude needs a shave.
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Postby kkief02 » 02 May 2008, 22:17

No stubble is sexy!

anywhooo... great phailhouse! Rape..... over the phone. what the hell. That's a bitch thing to do, to charge someone with that!
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Postby PaidTheUmpire » 02 May 2008, 22:46

Rape over the phone... obviously he called her. But was it reverse charges?

Um, seriously weirded out.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 02 May 2008, 22:57

- Dance Sequence 1 -

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- Dance Sequence 2 -

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- Composite Dance Sequence -

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- Stolen Hilarious Road To El Dorado GIF -

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- Also Stolen WTF Asian Guy With Mustache GIF -

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Anyone know what that last one is from?

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Postby JesterJ. » 03 May 2008, 01:34

The last one is from a Nintendo DS commercial, it's fucking great.

This is a weirdly edited version of it, because I couldn't find the real one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-FvUS5Tgy0
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Postby Nomadic » 03 May 2008, 02:28

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Something you're not telling us Graham?
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 03 May 2008, 02:33

Definitely one of the funniest Phailhaus installments yet :lol:

Now, I believe Century City dealt with the legal ramifications of a long-distance rape, but I'm pretty sure telerape isn't around yet, and I will personally strangle anyone who tries to make it with my bare hands.
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Postby eiopqrtuwy » 03 May 2008, 04:43

Ok, this is fucking hilarious.
Either because I'm watching it at 5:00 AM, or its just freaking brilliant, and since I'd be willing to give you the benefit of the doubt: Well done to you good Sir.

Keep up the good work Graham.
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phucking epic

Postby Elementalbulldog » 03 May 2008, 04:54

wow, that had to have been the phuniest phailhaus yet
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Postby Oxford » 03 May 2008, 05:11

No Graham! Don't go emo! That would be more Phail that humanly possible!

I WANT THAT SONG. I can't find it. I keep getting porn showing up.
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Postby Melendwyr » 03 May 2008, 05:13

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_over_the_phone

Wikipedia is your friend.

Try searching for the album.
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Postby Oxford » 03 May 2008, 05:14

Never mind. Found it.
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Postby Oxford » 03 May 2008, 05:16

Lacerta wrote:Are you phailing Phail Canada or WestJet?


Shouldn't he be phlying?
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Postby YourBlankFile » 03 May 2008, 06:26

JesterJ. wrote:The last one is from a Nintendo DS commercial, it's fucking great.

This is a weirdly edited version of it, because I couldn't find the real one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-FvUS5Tgy0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Jc757X ... re=related

Original one :D
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Postby tak197 » 03 May 2008, 08:36

Only the Village People could do a song called "Sex Over the Phone"...

Graham, after the amount of phailporting you did this episode, I think someone needs a nap. For about 2 weeks.

Rape... Over the PHONE??????!?!?!???!!!!?!?!?

Honestly, my guess is she never twiddled herself before and she did it wrong.

EDIT: I got that MOTHERFUCKIN SONG stuck in my head. Thanks, dick.
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