Ask Kathleen! v2.0

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Postby N3RV3 » 12 May 2008, 00:35

Dear Kathleen,

what is better the portal gun or the cake (alternately there is a musical ninja in the conner I call it the beat NINJA)?
sincerely N3RV3.
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Postby Casandro » 12 May 2008, 04:16

Liebe Kathleen,

my 67 year old mother often doesn't eat that much. When asked why, she replies that she doesn't want to get fat.
At flea-markets she's always looking at dresses for little children. I'm afraid that she sees those tiny dresses as a role model for herself and starves herself to death to fit into them.
How should I approach this situation?

Mit freundlichen Grüßen
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Postby Red Charlie » 12 May 2008, 10:18

Dear Kathleen,

Do you think LRR could celebrate the wonderous gift the Graham has brought to us?

A day were we celebrate the replace of the f with the ph?

Maybe we could call it, phff day.

Yours phingly,

RC
It was really too big:

I give you this instead


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Postby Vaughn » 12 May 2008, 10:59

Red Charlie wrote:Dear Kathleen,

Do you think LRR could celebrate the wonderous gift the Graham has brought to us?

A day were we celebrate the replace of the f with the ph?

Maybe we could call it, phff day.

Yours phingly,

RC

We should declare it the phiphth of phebruary.
Do the Catterpillar!
*wiggle wiggle*
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Postby Zed Alpha » 12 May 2008, 18:40

Dear Kathleen,

Is there any chance that you could turn these questions around on us, with much ensuing hilarity?

With much adoration and fanhood,

Zed.
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Postby N3RV3 » 12 May 2008, 22:47

dear Kathleen
I also forgot to ask where is the second F in double stuf oreos?
I really want to know where the sad and lonely f is. :<
sincerely N3RV3 who thinks they should be double stuph oreos!
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Postby mooseblaster » 13 May 2008, 06:31

Dear Kathleen,

Have you ever truly thought about the fact that thousands upon thousands across the globe watch you every day, perched on the precipice of your every word?

Yours sincerely,
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Postby Red Charlie » 13 May 2008, 07:37

Vaughn wrote:We should declare it the phiphth of phebruary.


Dear Kathleen,

I would like to submit Vaughn's suggestion as a front runner the celebration of the Ph.

Yours Democratically,

RC
It was really too big:



I give you this instead





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Postby Shea » 14 May 2008, 14:49

Dear Kathleen,

How the hell do I get out of Tennessee?

(That would be a good movie. Escape from Tennessee!)

Signed, Shea, the involuntary redneck.
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Postby What? » 15 May 2008, 00:43

Dear Kathleen,

Is Nightwish a good band?

Sincerely,
What?, the musically insecure.
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Postby Dane » 15 May 2008, 07:45

Dear Kathleen,

I have index cards and pens. What should I draw?

Sincerely,
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Postby flareism » 16 May 2008, 14:16

Dear Kathleen,

I'm wearing a hat that isn't backwards. Do you like it?

Sincerely, your head.
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Postby Vaughn » 16 May 2008, 16:13

Red Charlie wrote:
Vaughn wrote:We should declare it the phiphth of phebruary.


Dear Kathleen,

I would like to submit Vaughn's suggestion as a front runner the celebration of the Ph.

Yours Democratically,

RC

We get Phriday the phiphth of phebruary in 2013
the last one was this year, we missed it.
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Postby Cymbal Monkey » 17 May 2008, 11:18

Dear Kathleen, I'm am a yoyoer and it seems to be a real turn off doing something that nerdy, and I'm the only one in town who does this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7346966394232063929&q=boxthor&ei=Sy4vSLOSJ4zkqwOG7c29CQ

So no one want's to talk to me, how to I fix this with out giving up yoyoing?
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Postby HomeBurger » 23 May 2008, 16:01

Dear Kathleen,
Have you ever thought about doing a collaborative "ask LRR" or something with Alex, or are you two competing for question-answering dominance?
With a witty stand-in for "sincerely",
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Postby Shea » 23 May 2008, 16:50

Dear Kathleen,

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces, where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places?
How should I complete the wall?
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Postby Keanan » 23 May 2008, 17:25

Dear Kathleen,

Why isn't there an ask Graham part of the Phailhaüs? I think it would go over just as well as your Ask Kathleen segment.

-Truly Yours

Keanan

P.S. I <3 you Kathleen
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Postby wordnerd » 24 May 2008, 02:21

Dear Kathleen,

We have seen Graham dance several times in various videos. What kind of dancing do you like best, and did you dance the dance of the senses to draw Graham into your web?

Best Regards,

WordNerd

Edit: I phailed to remember that you have danced several times in phailhaus videos, but I pheel the questions are still valid.
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Postby maxman14 » 24 May 2008, 15:45

dear kathleen,

what is the question to life the universe and everything?
(6 times 7 has been disproven)

sincerely Agrajag
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and see if we may not eff it after all." -Douglas Adams
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Postby kkief02 » 24 May 2008, 18:51

Dear Kathleen,

My best friend is a blond idiot what do I do?

-kkief02
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Postby ~Alice » 24 May 2008, 20:52

Dear Kathleen,

My best friend abuses me, and not the 'Oh Mi Godz i is teh kill you' way ... Okay maybe it is, What do i do?

P.S the police don't believe me so ... what do i do, so lost and confused

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Postby Dane » 24 May 2008, 23:13

Dear Kathleen,

If women don't want to be objectified, then why do you wear such low-cut shirts?

Sincerely,
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Postby Red Charlie » 25 May 2008, 02:10

Dane wrote:Dear Kathleen,

If women don't want to be objectified, then why do you wear such low-cut shirts?

Sincerely,
Dane. (frustrated LAWL-MART cashier)


Dear Kathleen,

How low can you go?

Toplessley,
RC
It was really too big:



I give you this instead





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Postby codewolf » 25 May 2008, 13:12

Dear Kathleen,

Did you ever had an idea for a LRR video that you thought was really awesome but got rejected by the others because it was to weird/strange/filthy/etc ? if so what was that idea?

sincerely Codewolf,
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Dear Kathleen

Postby Bento » 25 May 2008, 15:40

Dear Kathleen:1. Where do you go for music news, because pitchfork kinda sucks sometimes? 2. Do you prefer serious questions, or ones that borderline the mentally insane?
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