Ask Kathleen! v2.0

[Theremin]

Dear Kathleen, what's the most British gang colour?

[Highlander]

Dear Kathleen, I have a prom coming up how should I arrive. I will of course be wearing a kilt.

yours in a state of mild amusement
Highlander

[Master Gunner]

Wear a LRR t-shirt.

(worked for me)

[Zethyr]

Dear Kathleen,

I don't know where to look for a job. I'm a lazy slob, but I really needs the coin so I can give it all to you.

Au revoir, Zethyr.

[Allangille]

Dear Kathleen,

You're driving down the road at 100 kilometers an hour when the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Sincerely yours,
Al-Greg

[ZeroRealityWanted]

Dear Kathleen,

There is a guy I know that I am madly in love with, but I do not know how to declare my love to him.

There are a few problems:
1. I am a guy
2. I do not know if he is gay
3. He is two years younger than me

Sincerely,
Zach

[OmegaTheta]

Dear Kathleen,
I just got asked to be the best man at my friends wedding, should I pay for the donkey at the bachelors party or should i pay for the stripper.

Sincerely,
The End and the Middle
AKA: Omegatheta

[Niko88]

Dear Kathleen,

My hair is getting longer. What is the best way to go about making it shorter?

Much Love you fiery vixen

Niko

[SammiRei]

Dear Kathleen: When asked about your favoured super-power, you answered 'like Magneto, but with paper'.
Had you then, or have you since, seen the anime Read or Die (which has a pretty good example of what you're looking for)?

[Kitsune]

Dear Kathleen,
I am in search of good movies to watch. Do you have any personal favorites that I should look into?
Wishing you a Happy Holidays from Minnesota,
Alicia (A-Lee-sha, not A-leh-sha)

[Machalllewis]

Dear Kathleen

Are we ever going to see an Ask Kathleen ever again? Or has the Kathpocalypse happened leading to the destruction of everything Ask Kathleen related as was first revealed to us in the Kathyan calander?

From
Me.

[Reecer6]

Dear Kathleen,

My Wii Thrii just turned into a turtle who can drive, and is now driving me to Hawaii, even though there's part of the Pacific sepertating us from it. What should I do?

Your viewer,
That Person.

[TomBrend]

DEAR KATHLEEN
I AM YELLING BECAUSE I'M ANGRY

WHERE IS MORE KOREA?

I AM FULL OF NERD RAGE. IF YOU DON'T POST MORE KOREA THEN THE BEARS WIN! AND ALSO THE COMMIES. BUT MOSTLY THE BEARS.

LOVE,
TOMBREND

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH MORE KOREA PLOX

[JimInEngland]

Dear Kathleen,

Are there any plans for an LRR trip to England, so that you can do many things and then reference such things as happening 'in England'?

Jim
(In England)

[eth0]

Dear Kathleen,

1 or 0?

Jorge

[codewolf]

Dear Kathleen,

why? whyyyyyyy?!!!!!

sincerely CodeWolf

[josh_summers]

dear kathlene,

why cant I lick my elbow?

[Ottoman]

Dear Kathleen,

Why can't I lick your elbow?

Cheers,
Ottoman

[iamafish]

Dear Kathleen,

Wanna lick my elbow?

thanks,
iamafish

[TomBrend]

Dear Kathleen,
Meow meow kitty meow.
That will be all.
-TomBrend

[The Italian]

Dear Kathleen,
The iPhone now has an app called scare bear which makes noises to, well, scare bears. Do you think this is the single greatest invention since bear mace or atleast pretty high up there?

sincerely, Anthony Tuzzolo, the Italian

[The Italian]

Dear Kathleen, (I know I just posted one but its important)
Today it is my birthday and I'm now 16 and, because I live in Florida, can legally drive by myself. As a special present my parents were going to give me their car. Now here's the kicker. My jackass of an older brother drove it into a retintion pond yesterday because the idiot was talking on the phone while driving. Now here's my question to you, what sounds better, should I kill him personally or do the right Italian thing to do and hire someone else to do it for me?
sincerely yours (again),
Anthony Tuzzolo The Italian
-P.S.- the jackass already has his own car anyway.
-P.S.S.-If I should go with the latter are you up for hire?

[TomBrend]

You just posted your full name... now you can't do either, it's too easy to track you down.

[The Italian]

... Damn.

[the amativeness]

You just posted your full name... now you can't do either, it's too easy to track you down.

No, that's not enough. You have to quote him, so that he can't edit it out... like this:

sincerely yours (again),
Anthony Tuzzolo The Italian