Ask Kathleen! v2.0

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Evil Jim
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Postby Evil Jim » 30 Jul 2008, 06:41

(In response to Captain Derk's question) I'd pick the living musicians.


Anyway.....


Baby!

Wassup?!

Love,
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When I'm sixty-four?

Postby Kerzyni » 30 Jul 2008, 23:07

Dear Kathleen: strike out non-applicable.

i) When I get older losing my hair many years from now, will you still be sending me
- a valentine
- birthday greetings
- bottle of wine?
ii) If I'd been out til quarter to three, would you lock the door?
iii)
- Will you still need me,
- will you still feed me,
- when I'm
( ) thirty-two ( ) sixty-four ( ) one hundred and twenty-eight ?

Yours sincerely, wasting away.
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Vincenator
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Postby Vincenator » 08 Aug 2008, 14:50

Dear Kathleen:

Why do I feel so inclined to ask you a question when I, in fact, have no useful inquiry requiring your attention?

- A troubled individual
Everyone's different. Except for me.
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Kerzyni
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To Vincenator:

Postby Kerzyni » 14 Aug 2008, 12:15

To Vincenaor:
Because you are afraid of continuous, mutual and honest relationships and thus seek contact with a person that is physically distant from you and that you know just enough about to dress them in a personality that unconditionally accepts all of you (which you would never find an actual human) and can not completely withhold attention, even if it isn't directed at you specifically (which you ignore).
But don't worry, that's the reason this thread exists and we all are here.
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Postby Dane » 15 Aug 2008, 01:27

Dear Kathleen,

I started a youtube account dedicated entirely to drawing other people's requests. However, I never got around to drawing that butt you told me to draw. Should I still pursue such a venture?

Sincerely, from Chattanoogaville, TN (land of deep regret and rednecks)

Dane.
I draw for you. Tell me what to draw.
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Postby DicyDax » 15 Aug 2008, 04:24

Dear Kathleen,

how did you lose weight so fast?

Sincerely, DicyDax.
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Postby Toast-Manager » 15 Aug 2008, 21:19

Dear Kathleen,

What is your opinion on the website 4chan?
also, what should we name my new kitten?

sincerly,
He Who Manages The Toast.
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Postby WTFDude445 » 17 Aug 2008, 04:52

Dear Kathleen,

Why is Ask Kathleen an included bonus in the Phailhaüs instead of having its own videos in the Bonus section?

Sincerely,
Kevin
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 17 Aug 2008, 10:05

Dear Kathleen.

When will you convince Graham's or your own parents to participate in an episode of Phaihaüs and how?

Sincerely,

He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it.
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Postby NecroVale » 17 Aug 2008, 22:54

Dear Kathleen,

What do you do, and what products do you use to make your hair look like that?

Sincerely,

Very Fluffy Hair.
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Postby Rain » 18 Aug 2008, 12:56

Dear Kathleen,
Why the lack of responses?
also, How is and LLR going to work out?
Sincerely,
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Postby HomeBurger » 20 Aug 2008, 10:29

Dear Kathleen
Have you lost weight?
Hyphen,
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The Operator
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Postby The Operator » 22 Aug 2008, 10:12

Dear Kathleen

Simple question, being of Kiwi origins ( I heard that most don't like being called that but I don't know anything better) Do you support the All Blacks? and, if you do, what did you think of their world cup defeat?

With a haka
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Postby MrNerdHair » 27 Aug 2008, 11:13

Dear Kathleen,

I recently had a nightmare about not being able to get to my school-issued handgun during a school shootout, and concluded that the best way to resolve the situation was to sue the shooter using the law firm of Yue, Fail, Fail, and Suck.

WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP PERSON AM I?!?!?

Yours truly,
Sylvester Yue, Attorney at Law
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Reality TV?

Postby JoeNewberry » 01 Sep 2008, 23:10

Dear Kathleen,

What are your thoughts on reality TV? My wife and I have begun watching America's Toughest Jobs, and I find myself torn between being interested and being appalled with myself for liking the overemphasized drama. Should I accept my interest in manufactured conflict or reject reality TV?

Sincerely,
Joe
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Postby Zombie Cat » 02 Sep 2008, 16:57

dear Kathleen,

if the gamma ray apacolypse theory happened (if you don't know what that is, it involves the earth getting hit with a giant beam of gamma rays) and we managed to fill the crater with water, how many godzillas would fit in it?

zombified,
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Postby Lag » 13 Sep 2008, 19:43

dear Kathleen,
how would you send your self back in time to save the sperm whales using gravity.
Lagging Through time
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Mr Calculus
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Postby Mr Calculus » 13 Sep 2008, 22:14

Shea wrote:Dear Kathleen,

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces, where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places?
How should I complete the wall?


If the CN tower and the Skydome are an epic Freudian catastrophe, is this an epic Floydian catastrophe?

Right, question time.

Dear Kathleen The Great,

Witty anecdote or sly tongue in cheek comment?

Seeing a man about a horse,

Mr Calculus
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bradleyrains
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Canadians

Postby bradleyrains » 18 Sep 2008, 22:51

dear Kathleen,

why are Canadians so sexy?


sincerely,
bradley
PlaysNotSoGood
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Postby PlaysNotSoGood » 27 Sep 2008, 00:09

Dear Kathleen,

Why does Stephen Harper think anyone who works in the 'arts' isn't a normal Canadian?

Sincerly,

PlaysNotSoGood

PS - I think its cause hes a penis and 2 ball combo.
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Postby Guen » 02 Oct 2008, 20:23

Dear Kathleen,

I live in Wisconsin. Did you know that Canadians and people from Wisconsin talk exactly alike?

Curiously,
Danielle
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Postby missingglassmarbles » 07 Oct 2008, 02:35

Dear Kathleen,

How do you decide whose questions you will answer, whose are you answering, and will you answer this one?

Sincerely,
Meta-Question

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Bonus points if you answer the second and third part with something not along the lines of "this one, and I just did."
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GHOVO
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Postby GHOVO » 08 Oct 2008, 09:46

Dear Kathleen;

Whats a Nubian?

Sincerly, G
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Postby SkyWatcher » 14 Oct 2008, 19:12

Dear Kathleen,

No one has thrown in a "Meanwhile" for quite some time now.

Would you do the honors?

Here's to hoping that you might actually do it sometime in the near future,

Sky
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Postby neoncyber2001 » 20 Oct 2008, 09:49

Dear Kathleen:
- I recently met a girl who seems pretty cool. However she's been calling me non stop for the past week (i had 7 voice mails from her yesterday) and to make matters worse her favorite band is Cradle Of Filth.

What should i do?
Neon

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