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Posted: 12 May 2008, 00:35
by N3RV3
Dear Kathleen,

what is better the portal gun or the cake (alternately there is a musical ninja in the conner I call it the beat NINJA)?
sincerely N3RV3.

Posted: 12 May 2008, 04:16
by Casandro
Liebe Kathleen,

my 67 year old mother often doesn't eat that much. When asked why, she replies that she doesn't want to get fat.
At flea-markets she's always looking at dresses for little children. I'm afraid that she sees those tiny dresses as a role model for herself and starves herself to death to fit into them.
How should I approach this situation?

Mit freundlichen Grüßen
Casandro

Posted: 12 May 2008, 10:18
by Red Charlie
Dear Kathleen,

Do you think LRR could celebrate the wonderous gift the Graham has brought to us?

A day were we celebrate the replace of the f with the ph?

Maybe we could call it, phff day.

Yours phingly,

RC

Posted: 12 May 2008, 10:59
by Vaughn
Red Charlie wrote:Dear Kathleen,

Do you think LRR could celebrate the wonderous gift the Graham has brought to us?

A day were we celebrate the replace of the f with the ph?

Maybe we could call it, phff day.

Yours phingly,

RC

We should declare it the phiphth of phebruary.

Posted: 12 May 2008, 18:40
by Zed Alpha
Dear Kathleen,

Is there any chance that you could turn these questions around on us, with much ensuing hilarity?

With much adoration and fanhood,

Zed.

Posted: 12 May 2008, 22:47
by N3RV3
dear Kathleen
I also forgot to ask where is the second F in double stuf oreos?
I really want to know where the sad and lonely f is. :<
sincerely N3RV3 who thinks they should be double stuph oreos!

Posted: 13 May 2008, 06:31
by mooseblaster
Dear Kathleen,

Have you ever truly thought about the fact that thousands upon thousands across the globe watch you every day, perched on the precipice of your every word?

Yours sincerely,
MooseBlaster

Posted: 13 May 2008, 07:37
by Red Charlie
Vaughn wrote:We should declare it the phiphth of phebruary.


Dear Kathleen,

I would like to submit Vaughn's suggestion as a front runner the celebration of the Ph.

Yours Democratically,

RC

Posted: 14 May 2008, 14:49
by Shea
Dear Kathleen,

How the hell do I get out of Tennessee?

(That would be a good movie. Escape from Tennessee!)

Signed, Shea, the involuntary redneck.

Posted: 15 May 2008, 00:43
by What?
Dear Kathleen,

Is Nightwish a good band?

Sincerely,
What?, the musically insecure.

Posted: 15 May 2008, 07:45
by Dane
Dear Kathleen,

I have index cards and pens. What should I draw?

Sincerely,
Dane

Posted: 16 May 2008, 14:16
by flareism
Dear Kathleen,

I'm wearing a hat that isn't backwards. Do you like it?

Sincerely, your head.

Posted: 16 May 2008, 16:13
by Vaughn
Red Charlie wrote:
Vaughn wrote:We should declare it the phiphth of phebruary.


Dear Kathleen,

I would like to submit Vaughn's suggestion as a front runner the celebration of the Ph.

Yours Democratically,

RC

We get Phriday the phiphth of phebruary in 2013
the last one was this year, we missed it.

Posted: 17 May 2008, 11:18
by Cymbal Monkey
Dear Kathleen, I'm am a yoyoer and it seems to be a real turn off doing something that nerdy, and I'm the only one in town who does this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7346966394232063929&q=boxthor&ei=Sy4vSLOSJ4zkqwOG7c29CQ

So no one want's to talk to me, how to I fix this with out giving up yoyoing?

Posted: 23 May 2008, 16:01
by HomeBurger
Dear Kathleen,
Have you ever thought about doing a collaborative "ask LRR" or something with Alex, or are you two competing for question-answering dominance?
With a witty stand-in for "sincerely",
HomeBurger

Posted: 23 May 2008, 16:50
by Shea
Dear Kathleen,

What shall we use to fill the empty spaces, where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places?
How should I complete the wall?

Posted: 23 May 2008, 17:25
by Keanan
Dear Kathleen,

Why isn't there an ask Graham part of the Phailhaüs? I think it would go over just as well as your Ask Kathleen segment.

-Truly Yours

Keanan

P.S. I <3 you Kathleen

Posted: 24 May 2008, 02:21
by wordnerd
Dear Kathleen,

We have seen Graham dance several times in various videos. What kind of dancing do you like best, and did you dance the dance of the senses to draw Graham into your web?

Best Regards,

WordNerd

Edit: I phailed to remember that you have danced several times in phailhaus videos, but I pheel the questions are still valid.

Posted: 24 May 2008, 15:45
by maxman14
dear kathleen,

what is the question to life the universe and everything?
(6 times 7 has been disproven)

sincerely Agrajag

Posted: 24 May 2008, 18:51
by kkief02
Dear Kathleen,

My best friend is a blond idiot what do I do?

-kkief02

Posted: 24 May 2008, 20:52
by ~Alice
Dear Kathleen,

My best friend abuses me, and not the 'Oh Mi Godz i is teh kill you' way ... Okay maybe it is, What do i do?

P.S the police don't believe me so ... what do i do, so lost and confused

-~Alice

Posted: 24 May 2008, 23:13
by Dane
Dear Kathleen,

If women don't want to be objectified, then why do you wear such low-cut shirts?

Sincerely,
Dane. (frustrated LAWL-MART cashier)

Posted: 25 May 2008, 02:10
by Red Charlie
Dane wrote:Dear Kathleen,

If women don't want to be objectified, then why do you wear such low-cut shirts?

Sincerely,
Dane. (frustrated LAWL-MART cashier)


Dear Kathleen,

How low can you go?

Toplessley,
RC

Posted: 25 May 2008, 13:12
by codewolf
Dear Kathleen,

Did you ever had an idea for a LRR video that you thought was really awesome but got rejected by the others because it was to weird/strange/filthy/etc ? if so what was that idea?

sincerely Codewolf,

Dear Kathleen

Posted: 25 May 2008, 15:40
by Bento
Dear Kathleen:1. Where do you go for music news, because pitchfork kinda sucks sometimes? 2. Do you prefer serious questions, or ones that borderline the mentally insane?