Ask Kathleen! v2.0

For videos that aren't... y'know... "real". Whatever Thing, Phailhaüs, etc.
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Postby Graham » 17 Jun 2008, 18:24

ENGeek wrote:3. Dear Kathleen,
How does it feel to be an ambassador of your people?

By "your people" I hope you mean girls with brain and boobs.
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Postby CyberTractor » 17 Jun 2008, 20:44

He meant Canadians. Someone has to speak up for you guys.
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brian-boobs.. braobs? broobs?

Postby ENGeek » 17 Jun 2008, 23:03

Can't it be both?
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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 18 Jun 2008, 09:29

It's a pretty silly discussion, but although they are certainly my favourite physical attribute, breasts are simply far less important than a woman's ability to get intelligent humour and engage in elevated discourse. Stupid people bore me.
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Postby Scone » 24 Jun 2008, 15:21

Dear Kathleen,

I know a man who treats his wife to a completely chivalrous lifestyle, coincidentally, he is Dutch, and I do not know how she survives. So, if you could have absolutely everything provided for you in the extremely traditional chivalrous manner such that you didn't have to do any work at all, housework or job-wise or anything, would you choose to live that way? If yes, do you think you would go mad? If yes and then no, how would you spend your time?

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Postby Cake » 24 Jun 2008, 17:11

Scone wrote:Dear Kathleen,
If yes and then no, how would you spend your time?

Duh. Porn.
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Postby Scone » 24 Jun 2008, 17:24

Cake wrote:
Scone wrote:Dear Kathleen,
If yes and then no, how would you spend your time?

Duh. Porn.

I don't think you've properly considered the consequences of a lifetime of very little other than watching porn.

You might eventually run out of porn.
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Postby cacho » 28 Jun 2008, 00:14

what would you do if you had 23 children?

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Postby Nomadic » 28 Jun 2008, 09:44

cacho wrote:what would you do if you had 23 children?


Dude, that's easy: Chinese Sweat Shop - Pirating Made Easy!

Dear Kathleen,

I have noticed your extreme levels of hyperness on multiple occasions. Due to this, I am forced to ask the following: What would happen to you if you downed a Monster (or other such energy drink) rapidly?

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Postby N3RV3 » 28 Jun 2008, 12:43

Scone wrote:
Cake wrote:
Scone wrote:Dear Kathleen,
If yes and then no, how would you spend your time?

Duh. Porn.

I don't think you've properly considered the consequences of a lifetime of very little other than watching porn.

You might eventually run out of porn.
well I agree with cake on this one and I am pretty sure that you could never run out of porn.
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Postby Scone » 30 Jun 2008, 17:07

Dear Kathleen,

You want to Magneto the shit out of paper. I present Read or Die, the anime about a librarian who can stop bullets with a sheet of paper and so much more.

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I think

Postby ENGeek » 30 Jun 2008, 19:27

I think there was an anime like that long ago. Three girls who could controll paper in different ways. I remember one used to make small razor sharp weapons. I think another once stopped a plane from crashing using thousands of loose leaf sheets.

Only saw one episode, so I don't have any other details.

Dear Kath,

Do you know what the hell I am talking about?

LRRly yours,

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Postby Kitsune » 02 Jul 2008, 16:20

Dear Kathleen,

What is your favorite book? movie? artist?

Sincerely Kitsune
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Re: I think

Postby DaWhiteMage » 08 Jul 2008, 10:12

ENGeek wrote: I think there was an anime like that long ago. Three girls who could controll paper in different ways. I remember one used to make small razor sharp weapons. I think another once stopped a plane from crashing using thousands of loose leaf sheets.

Only saw one episode, so I don't have any other details.


Yup, thats a spinoff type thing of Read or Die. The manga of it was called Read or Dream and they called the anime ROD: The TV. It puts together both Read or Die and Read or Dream. /nerd

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Have you ever played any of the many "The Sims" games?

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Postby ZerX » 08 Jul 2008, 11:18

Dear Kathleen

When did you realise that you are awesome?
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 08 Jul 2008, 13:08

Dear Kathleen,

Which is superior: Big breasts or flat chests?

Obviously the larger mammaries are designed to attract the attention of mate-seeking males, and certainly achieve that goal often. But then, can a male seeking only a large-breasted mate really be a good thing? Flat chests therefore may be better choices for fulfilling relationships, but does the lack of evident physical flattery leave something to be desired?

Personally, I prefer the sign of natural selection to that of innate silicone.

To summarise: Are big breasts worth it?

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Postby sevandyk » 14 Jul 2008, 19:14

Dear Kathleen,

Why do boys associate breasts with (lack of) intelligence?

Big-breastedly yours,
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Postby AzracTheUnstable » 14 Jul 2008, 19:31

Dear Kathleen,

1. Do you have any advice for new college students?

2. Is there any chance of The Whatever Thing coming back?

3. What do you think of The New Pornographers?

4. What are your thoughts on nude computing?

Insincerely yours,
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Postby ENGeek » 25 Jul 2008, 22:26

AzracTheUnstable wrote:Dear Kathleen,

3. What do you think of The New Pornographers?

4. What are your thoughts on nude computing?
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Lyinginbedmon wrote:Dear Kathleen,

Which is superior: Big breasts or flat chests?



Why does this keep happening? Come on guys, sexual humor is loads of giggles and all, but it has to come with a touch of maturity and restraint.

If "Ask Kathleen" degrades into a thread where everyone comes to talk about tits, it will go away.
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Postby tak197 » 27 Jul 2008, 11:04

ENGeek wrote:
AzracTheUnstable wrote:Dear Kathleen,

3. What do you think of The New Pornographers?

4. What are your thoughts on nude computing?
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The New Pornographers is a band. And nude computing/gaming is a question in AskLRR.

ENGeek wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Dear Kathleen,

Which is superior: Big breasts or flat chests?
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 27 Jul 2008, 11:29

I among others would be very disapointed if Kathleen did not know that the New Pornographers were a band.
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oh.... my bad.

Postby ENGeek » 27 Jul 2008, 13:58

tak197 wrote:
The New Pornographers is a band. And nude computing/gaming is a question in AskLRR.



Clearly I am a fail-face. Sincere apologies.

My worry concerning the abundance of boob related queries still stands!
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Postby Master Gunner » 27 Jul 2008, 16:06

To put your concerns to rest, I have but one thing to say:

Tits.
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Postby AzracTheUnstable » 29 Jul 2008, 14:20

To be honest, I didn't forsee a problem. I meant them as generalized enquires to get her opinion on computer usage while disrobed, and a band. If there's an issue with either question I'll retract them.
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Postby Captain Derk » 29 Jul 2008, 14:26

Dear Kathleen,

Let's say that you wield the power to bring any four musicians, living or dead, to your place to kick out the jams, Rock Band-style. Keeping in mind this limits you to a vocalist, a guitarist, a bassist and a drummer, which four do you pick?

Rockingly,
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