Phailhaüs - 08

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Postby Oxford » 18 May 2008, 01:23

Here in Italy, the cars are criminals. Or, maybe it's just the drivers. Pedestrian crossings are not heeded, people park wherever they want, they honk ALL THE TIME, and it's especially bad here in Naples. Also, with the garbage problem, violence is looming.

Help.
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Postby Smeghead » 18 May 2008, 07:39

You know what Italy needs Oxford? The good old Paper cars from teh DDR; then driving like a maniac isn't that bigga problem as your car would most likely get more damage from hitting a pedestrian then the pedestrian it self.

That or speedbumbs once every 10 meter or so
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Postby Oxford » 18 May 2008, 07:48

They already have speed bumps like that. People actually go out of their way to either avoid them, or they physically take them off the street in the middle of the night. I passed a speed bump 3 months ago, and when I passed that way again, it looked like a bomb had gone off.

It had been removed VERY amateurishly. The police investigated, but couldn't find the guy who did it.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 18 May 2008, 08:25

Italy has had things rough for the past... century.

The politicians are either insane or ineffectual, the infrastructure is all either old and failing or new but poorly planned or built, and the Italian people as a whole are just kinda jaded about everything because it's been messed up for so long.

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Postby Android » 18 May 2008, 09:33

What's the name of the Song? I know it's by Daft Punk, but don't know what it's called.
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Postby Smeghead » 18 May 2008, 10:21

danm, that's one motivated driver... actually destroying the speedbump.
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Postby PerryTachett » 18 May 2008, 10:45

Phirst ophph, phunny as ever.

Next, nice false pass.
Sure, I saw it being done the first time, but then again, I do magic. (badly)

To all the people saying it sucked:
It would be better in person. No really, it would, because then he could misdirect you. Its pretty hard to misdirect people who can rewind and pause your trick.
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 18 May 2008, 10:59

As usual, this video is made of WIN

Angry Matt is always fun :3

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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 18 May 2008, 11:30

Alja-Markir wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Batshit Elevator Stuff


What? Like honestly, what? What the fuck?

What kind of elavator conditions exist in which not one, but TWO people fall down an elevator shaft? What, do they call the elevator, the doors open to an empty shaft, they walk in anyways? Is there a trap door floor? What the hell. How do you fall down an elevator shaft unless you're really not paying attention or are drugged?


In some - mind you, SOME - European cities you can find a handful of those really old elevators where the outer door can be opened without there being an elevator present into which one can walk. Nine times out of ten there's a locking mechanism in place to save the lives of the, er, inattentive, but I could definitely imagine one where there is no lock, or more likely where the lock is broken. That would certainly catch someone by surprise!
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 18 May 2008, 11:35

Telekenesis wrote:...Matt brightened the room with his blonde hair & red shirt.. And of course his smile. :wink:


Ok, now we now the user name for Matt's mom.
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Postby wilson_x1999 » 18 May 2008, 11:41

ArmondoSC wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Wilhelm

When he fell... did he... scream?
Does anyone get that joke?


Yup: it sounded like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY
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Postby Oxford » 19 May 2008, 05:06

Smeghead wrote:danm, that's one motivated driver... actually destroying the speedbump.


Indeed.

And yes, Italy's leaders have been screwing things up a lot lately. Hence the huge problem here in Naples. But it's OK! 35 days and I leave!
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Postby Kwiksilva » 19 May 2008, 11:26

So I made the mistake of watching this video while chewing gum...at the end with the "Even smaller stapler" I laughed so hard I inhaled my gum and it almist killed me...ALMOST!!! You'll have to find another way to get rid of me Graham :twisted:
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Postby Lecter » 19 May 2008, 11:40

Phailhäuser? Or is it Phailhaüser :?: Anyway, sounds phunny. And again, Graham, a highly amusing Phailhaüs :)
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Postby DontPanic » 20 May 2008, 09:15

I almost feared there wouldn't be a graham dance this episode, but was happy to see it burst forth onto the monitor.
Chair dancing is inevitable people, it affects over 500,000 people a second.

Great episode, I had to watch the magic trick 5 times to realize where the stapler went.
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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 20 May 2008, 10:28

Oxford wrote:Here in Italy, the cars are criminals. Or, maybe it's just the drivers. Pedestrian crossings are not heeded, people park wherever they want, they honk ALL THE TIME, and it's especially bad here in Naples. Also, with the garbage problem, violence is looming.

Help.

I was in Napoli a year or so ago. It's the oddest thing; in Italy, everybody seems to be in their own lane. The road is wide enough for two lanes (and that's already by the continent's optimistic standards), and there is only one line down its centre, but sure enough the cars and ubiquitous mopeds line up in rows of six. I strongly suspected the Carabinieri behind me of turning on their sirens so they could get home before the lasagna burned, and yet I couldn't blame them.
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 21 May 2008, 13:10

Alja-Markir wrote:An oldie but goodie that never got done, figured since I had everything open...

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Is that from season one, because I do not recall ever seeing that video.
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Postby Master Gunner » 21 May 2008, 13:35

Took me a couple minutes to realize what it was too. It's from "Pimp My Chair", which was season two.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 21 May 2008, 14:05

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Postby tak197 » 21 May 2008, 17:31

Pow. Extinguisher.
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Postby Telekenesis » 21 May 2008, 18:00

wilson_x1999 wrote:
Telekenesis wrote:...Matt brightened the room with his blonde hair & red shirt.. And of course his smile. :wink:


Ok, now we now the user name for Matt's mom.

Holy shit no.

I like Matt and all, but.. I don't think I'd ever give birth to him.


Because THAT makes a lot of sense.. O.o
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Postby theINC » 01 Jun 2008, 01:25

Android wrote:What's the name of the Song? I know it's by Daft Punk, but don't know what it's called.

Something like 12 or so days late, but it's
ROBOT ROCK
by the aforementioned Daft Punk.

Just a few things:

-A little too much stubble
-I would have used the GIF had it not been made but I still think you need the music for it to work.
-Matt DOES have nice skin, and he's also lost a fair bit of weight too by the looks of things
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Postby PhilK36 » 18 Aug 2008, 15:36

Awesome robot conducting Graham, even though this is abit late to say lol

ive been obsessed with robot rock latly now, i even tried playing it on guitar, its not too hard to play my only problem is my amp has no effects at all, so it sounds crap still fun though
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 17 Jun 2009, 17:18

Digging this from the grave, video footage of Asimo conducting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf5szwz6Qzc
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Postby chetoos » 11 Apr 2012, 13:38

Quick Necro: The phallological institute story was featured on Verydemotivational today and I put in the comments from the video related to his prior activities and his former profession. You're welcome.
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