Phailhaüs - 10

[Graham]

But seriously though, should we try to keep the length under control? Cause it's been getting silly recently. Or do you guys not really care?

[Dominic Appleguard]

That was awesome. Do whatever length you like, to be honest, but don't feel like you have to meet a certain minimum. If you only have three minutes of funny, make it three minutes. It just happened you had seven.

But that's just my opinion.

That IS really good tea.

[Tanais]

Nice work guys!

seriously, time is not an issue. you'd have to record a 30 minute phailhaus and during the course of the video suddenly run out of phunny for people to become even remotely annoyed. Of course that's just my opinion...

FREEEBAAAAAAALLLLIIIIINNNNNGG!

[Sable]

Don't worry at all about keeping the length down. If you're phunny for the length of the video, then so be it!

[Godzpunchingbag]

That was another great delivery of phail. What light bulb was that went out? As far as length goes it could only be too long if you actually ran out of phial but thats unpossible.

[Misty]

Stubble is abundant in this edition of the Phailhaüs... I approve



Also,
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!

[Evil Jim]

You're totally spoiling us with all these updates. Thanks! But when comes a time when you can only do Mondays for a while people will riot.

[Matt]

You're totally spoiling us with all these updates. Thanks! But when comes a time when you can only do Mondays for a while people will riot.

the hope is that that time will never come again.

-m

[Splunge]

Lots pf good phail this week, but sadly still lacking in the phail-fone phootage.
Plus, *amazing* timing with the blown lightbulb there.

BRING BACK GRAINY WORK VIDEO! PHAILHAUS DEMANDS PHAIL-PHOOTAGE!

[Smeghead]

Weren't a canadian couple caught trying to sell their baby through a magazine reacently?

I don't think the lenght of the vid matter, as long as it's fun it's good.
For the record: This is fun

And, yay: nice pic Mark

[Graham]

Yeah, a couple in Vancouver did the same thing (except with Craigslist) the same week.

[Smeghead]

Someone should write a book on the "Things to do and not to do with your baby", you know, to really address the issues.
Feeding your baby: Do. Use baby's head as a coffee table: Don't. Change diapers on baby: Do. Try to sell baby through ads in magazines or on internet: Don't.

That should really take care of the problem.

(Maybe the parents thought it was a great idea after drinking the green tea they somehow got from their trip to Japan...)

[korri]

phunny you should mention the wedding thing... my sister is getting married today... which is why i'm watching this at 5 am because i'm waiting for my mom to get ready so we can leave to go get our hair done....

[Smeghead]

Will there be any spartans at the wedding?

[Evil Jim]

There already is a fine book of baby dos & don'ts out there. Some handy advice too.

[forkbomb!]

So much win. The editing is always good for Whatev's/Phailhaüs, but it was particularly tight for this edition.

Also, for some reason Matt struck me as looking extra hot today. Can any females out there confirm this? Maybe my brain has been corrupted ever since I listened to a certain podcast.

[Graham]

Oh! Also:
I noticed that (by random chance) I've been posting the Phailhaüs videos on Thursdays. I specifically waited a day this week, just to mess with Jester J. who's terrified we'll be stopping sometime soon.

[notslade]

that was awesome... as for length... go for broke ;3

[Valandil]

Excellent throughout. As others have said: if the phail is consistent for the whole length of time, don't cut it down. So awesome.

[Frost]

The headline the day I was born was "baby sold for two jugs of booze"

[Steelfeather]

Awesome Phail. Loved it. The length is no issue... The longer the better, actually. I can never get enough of the Phailhaus. =)

[Keith K]

This weekly Phailhaus business is bordering on oxymoronic. You should look into that. Of course it almost missed being weekly as apparently my internets are so broken it took about 20 minutes to buffer that video. Apparenly this is the Phailhaus today.. or at least its Torontonian cousin the Failhouse.

For the record, Marijuana isn't LSD. Just puttin' that out there.

[Melendwyr]

But seriously though, should we try to keep the length under control? Cause it's been getting silly recently. Or do you guys not really care?

Are you apologizing for giving us too much awesome?

And since it presumably takes you less editing time to hone the video down to the absolute minimum length, apologizing for doing it in less time than it would otherwise take?

There is no emoticon to express what I'm feeling now.

[Dominic Appleguard]

For the record, Marijuana isn't LSD. Just puttin' that out there.

True, but it makes it really easy to blow people's minds with incredibly minor observations. Also, it enhances feelings of taste, so the "really good tea" thing made sense.
People who know medicine: don't attack me now with literalism, I'm just saying how high people act.

[CtMolloy]

I am not really bothered by the length of the video, its funny the whole way through which makes the time matter not.
Phailhaus just keeps getting better!