Phailhaüs - 12

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Phailhaüs - 12

Postby Graham » 22 Jul 2008, 16:01

Oh Ak-Mak... Good times.

I've been busy, that's why this one took so long to go up.
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Postby Misty » 22 Jul 2008, 16:44

The Phail... it is back! YAY! :)
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Postby Evil Jim » 22 Jul 2008, 16:44

Woah, surprise!

I'm enjoying the longer Phailhauses, which seem to work better with more than two people.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 22 Jul 2008, 16:47

Grammar Wars! The Battle of Mattlan VS Kathleenia! :D

It's certainly not unusual for people to ram into things with cars and drive off as if unphased, I suppose the old woman just took it to the next level.

Also, Matt: That was very well played, but you phail at life for actually doing it on camera.

Personally my favourite 300 gag is Leonidas being hit with arrows and responding "This. Is. Painful."
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Postby Ganondorf » 22 Jul 2008, 16:54

Great phailhaus episode. I expect one tomorrow as well because this one was taped quite a while back. :)
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Postby Evil Jim » 22 Jul 2008, 16:59

Ganondorf wrote:Great phailhaus episode. I expect one tomorrow as well because this one was taped quite a while back. :)

Followed by Ask An Alex 03 on Thursday & rounding off the week with an Iron Stomach Challenge.

Yeah!
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 22 Jul 2008, 17:00

A quick thought on Buns & Guns:

Clearly this is a front for an overt arms dealer looking for plausible deniability.
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Postby Schmiddy » 22 Jul 2008, 17:03

Clearly one of my favourite pasttimes while in Ottawa.. is to head over the bridge to Quebec and loudly announce nonsensical French expletives. Examples of which always include the aforementioned 'pamplemousse', 'tabernak' and of course, 'zut alors'.
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Postby Cheeseonfire » 22 Jul 2008, 17:15

It is a complete sentence.
Imperative much.
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 22 Jul 2008, 17:36

Well, I'm glad we don't have them kind of marriages down here. And on another note, I don't think I've ever seen a Buick in Sweden... ever.
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Postby kkief02 » 22 Jul 2008, 18:52

Awesome, thanks guys! I really like the longer episodes, and the phailhaus brought many lulz.
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 22 Jul 2008, 18:53

/r/ing a pic of Leonidas with happycat's face and the caption, "Tonite wez condign in hellz?
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 22 Jul 2008, 18:58

For those of you wondering http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUZgx1GtzHY

I also suggest Chacarron Macarron Which, I believe means cocaine party, which you would believe would have the opposite party.
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Postby JesterJ. » 22 Jul 2008, 19:11

Matt should be shot for that.

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Postby Evil Jim » 22 Jul 2008, 19:56

JesterJ. wrote:All that is missing now is a new Man Cooking!

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Today marks the 14 month anniversary of the last official sighting of Man Cooking. Earlier this evening Authorities have officially ended their search citing that all involved are suspected of unnatural levels of manliness so great from consuming a steady diet of Man Cooking that they are unlikely to ever be seen again.

And now Lavos, with the weather...
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Postby korri » 22 Jul 2008, 19:57

i'm surprised there was no talk of the "buns" in 'buns and guns'....
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Postby Smeghead » 22 Jul 2008, 20:37

I actually didn't know about that wedding things. I mean up here you can get married in a church compleatly made of ice, but a drive-through?

I'm not sure but I wonder if a Buick is one of thouse cars you cry whenever you use it as it's drinking so much fule (and with our fule prices)
But I'm not sure. (Never seen a Buick up here in the north either)
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Postby allison » 22 Jul 2008, 21:09

:D yay!!
i was so excited to see a new phailhaus!!
and it totally didn't disapoint
super hurrahs!
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Postby HomerTheBrave » 22 Jul 2008, 22:19

I feel so old right now. And I want to listen to The Pixies.

No one wants to be like Mr. Bungle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnTGulIZZTE
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Postby Sable » 22 Jul 2008, 22:42

I had Norwalk a couple years ago.

Oh my GOD I have never ever been that sick.

But! More Phail!

Woohoo!
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Postby EdZ » 23 Jul 2008, 02:47

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Postby Flewellyn » 23 Jul 2008, 04:01

God, I love Mr. Bungle. I call it 'music for schizophrenics'. It works, too; I played it for a couple of schizophrenics, who both found it deeply meaningful and mysterious.

Okay, I'm kidding; they laughed their asses off.

I'm surprised you didn't use "Ars Moriendi" for that bit.
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Postby rom_ripper » 23 Jul 2008, 06:28

I'm loving the return of the phail. v v v v v good.

But i do feel that this needs pointing out, The euro 2008 champions are spain, germany were runners up. that's why they were cow-poo bombed.

anyway, keep up the good work. V funny as per. :)
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Postby Yukikaze » 23 Jul 2008, 07:37

Getting Rad-nausium on Kathleen's "hard liquor" comment, but I got yelled at last time I commented along those lines, so I'll spare you all.

Worth the wait, but I'm hoping you give us another soon to make up for it, anyway. Matt was in excellent form twenty-two days ago. "Suspicion!?"

Also, yes, "F***-OFF!" is a full and complete sentence. The subject is an understood (you), the verb is, of course, "F***," and "OFF" is an adverb modifying the verb "F***." And yes, it's an Imperative.

I am not an English major.

Smeghead wrote:I'm not sure but I wonder if a Buick is one of thouse cars you cry whenever you use it as it's drinking so much fule (and with our fule prices)
But I'm not sure. (Never seen a Buick up here in the north either)


Not really. Doing pizza delivery, I have to refuel about once a week, and even with rising gas prices, my tips alone cover that with ample cash to spare.(I'm actually making out better now than I was at my previous job, wherein I didn't have to pay for gas.)
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 23 Jul 2008, 08:20

These days the fuel costs of cars aren't the most painful thing economically, it's those darned huge fule prices! :P

Quick math here: Graham says he couldn't do another Phailhaus for so long because he got sick following Phailhaus 11. Phailhaus 11 was released May 31st, and Graham has appeared in 6 regular videos since then.

Graham, your girlfriend has better priorities than you, she's appeared in way more bonus videos despite illness :D
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